June 2003
Hrmmm
First, I'd like to apologize to Megan for not going to sleep when I said I was going to. I got into bed and I just started thinking. Mostly about my grandfather. I didn't really know him that well. I recently got an account on the Somethingawful.com Forums and there was a post about paying tribute to someone you lost. I wrote a decent sized post, a paragraph or so. It's really all I could think of (this was earlier.) If you want to read what I wrote I'll post it into read more. Anyway, as I was sitting in bed I figured I'd do something I hadn't done in a while. Call back home. Home being England. I first called my father, who didn't pick up the phone because he was sleeping. Next I tried his cell phone , but to no avail. I next called my grandmother, the wife of my recently departed granfather. I was about to hang up when she picked up the phone at the last minute. She was in the bathroom. We talked for a bit. Not about my grandfather of course, but just about things. She had to go after a short while because people were coming over and she was in her underwear. Fun. Anyway, I don't really know. Life is fun. Ever see Vanilla Sky? I think I'd take the Lucid Dream option. Life sucks, and if I could live forever and control my own world I would do it. Well, actually I'm not sure if I would. Maybe if everyone I knew was dead. I don't think I have the will power to leave the people closest to me. Those being my mother, Megan, and all of my friends. Speaking of friends, I'm going to list people I consider my friends in the read more section. If I leave you out it's because it's 2 a.m and I'm stupid. Here we go in no particular order:
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Newsflash : Skully rawks
'nuff said.
What Exactly IS Lollerskating?
Seisen Tomo (11:51:46 PM): oberto187 (10:49:28 PM): I'm drinking vodka right now
Seisen Tomo (10:49:34 PM): my favorite drink
oberto187 (10:50:04 PM): but the fact that I'm alone by myself on my computer makes it significantly less cool
Seisen Tomo (10:51:30 PM): LOL
Seisen Tomo (11:51:47 PM): omg lol ;D
Seisen Tomo (11:51:50 PM): thats lollerskating :D
Seisen Tomo (10:49:34 PM): my favorite drink
oberto187 (10:50:04 PM): but the fact that I'm alone by myself on my computer makes it significantly less cool
Seisen Tomo (10:51:30 PM): LOL
Seisen Tomo (11:51:47 PM): omg lol ;D
Seisen Tomo (11:51:50 PM): thats lollerskating :D
I've got the powah
Ever feel so strong about something that you obsess about it? You are confident that you can accomplish it? Sup, I'm Ken. Shoutouts to Skully for hooking me up with posting access. Anyway I'm obsessed with Paintball, I'll admit it. For the past 2 years I've played every week and strive to become a top player. My life goal is to turn Professional in the sport of Paintball. You can be professional in Paintball? Yes, and I am here to tell you about my journey!
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Emoticons Fuck Up My Website
Assholes.
No smilies for you guys. Sorry 8(
No smilies for you guys. Sorry 8(
September 2003
We're back in business baby
Much thanks to Jalist, the creator of e107, for figuring out why I couldn't install e107 again.
From Gays to Flays, another reason to hate Bill Clinton. (Note: Topical Humor contain herein)
A new fad has taken over the mainstream media, it seems harmless at first, but with deep roots in faggotry mayhem is sure to follow. Yes folks, I am talking about the misplacement of homosexuals in the media, beit commericals, hilarious guest spotlights, or even the show concept based solely on gays, is nothing more than pandering to the media. Although my views on homosexuality will not be placed on this news article, I do believe that less is more. The less you hear about the action, the more everyone else will "accept" it, to their varying degrees of course.
I am undoubtedly assured by Disney's unwavering policy concerning the matter, but I am unsure as to how popular children's network "Nickeldoeon" will strain until it has it's first gay oriented sitcom that isn't about Keenan and Kel. This is not surprising how the networks in all their "conservative" wisdom heldout for all of 6 years or so since Affirmative Action came on the scene, ruining fun for everyone. But, as we all know, the netoworks are anything but conservative. (For a complete detailed list on how the liberals control the media watch the news, then watch Fox News, then compare the two, or for a better analysis watch a republican and a democrat debate, and see who displayes the most emotions (i.e. emotional outbursts, name calling, refusal to answer questions etc.).
Do I think that this will ever change? Probably not, most people who refuse to learn that there is another world besides their own throw their vote away with the socialist vote. Those that don't vote exreme left wing communism goto to it's lesser form instead, hoping another Slick Willy will sell out the american people, then create a scandal to cover up his misdeeds, and blame the next president on his own mistakes. Of course, the liberals would never admit that Bill Clinton put us in the spot we are in today, as long as more money somehow got into our pockets we kept quiet, and the more money we recieved the more it was taxed, but for the most the short sighted can only see the green (or lackof) in their wallets.
Submitted by MrMagicFingers ( will_schwarz.at.hotmail.com )
I am undoubtedly assured by Disney's unwavering policy concerning the matter, but I am unsure as to how popular children's network "Nickeldoeon" will strain until it has it's first gay oriented sitcom that isn't about Keenan and Kel. This is not surprising how the networks in all their "conservative" wisdom heldout for all of 6 years or so since Affirmative Action came on the scene, ruining fun for everyone. But, as we all know, the netoworks are anything but conservative. (For a complete detailed list on how the liberals control the media watch the news, then watch Fox News, then compare the two, or for a better analysis watch a republican and a democrat debate, and see who displayes the most emotions (i.e. emotional outbursts, name calling, refusal to answer questions etc.).
Do I think that this will ever change? Probably not, most people who refuse to learn that there is another world besides their own throw their vote away with the socialist vote. Those that don't vote exreme left wing communism goto to it's lesser form instead, hoping another Slick Willy will sell out the american people, then create a scandal to cover up his misdeeds, and blame the next president on his own mistakes. Of course, the liberals would never admit that Bill Clinton put us in the spot we are in today, as long as more money somehow got into our pockets we kept quiet, and the more money we recieved the more it was taxed, but for the most the short sighted can only see the green (or lackof) in their wallets.
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New House Pictures
For those of you who can't be here to see it, we took some snap shots. Our uber Wal Mart disposable camera didn't exactly produce the most amazing quality snap shots, but I spruced them up a bit in Photoshop. Enjoy!
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Hah!
I wonder why there is a [censored] mark on 
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Updates
The Downloads section has been updated. Chock full of (7) downloads. Mostly all you high school kids fucking around. Anyway, they're pretty funny. Thanks Tim for all of them.
Finally Magic jumped on the bandwagon...
Perhaps one of the last of the card games to ever think about including an inventory for their creatures, Magic the Gathering has finally bowed down and let it happen. This idea is definintely not kosher, ladies and gentlemen. "Bonesplitter
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Artifact - Equipment (C)
Equipped creature gets +2/+0
Equip: 1(1: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery. This card comes into play unattached and stays in play if creature leaves play.)
Illus. Darrell Riche
# 146 "
There are creatures with abilities dependant on equipment, I hope they have a rul to how much you can put on a creature, or of each kind. Otherwise, it'll turn into Ever Quest all over again, only this time in CCG (Collectible Card Game) form. We should have seen it coming after that released Core Set in it's quasi-futuristic appeal. Perhaps we will soon see Jedi and Sith amongst the ranks of Dread Lords and Dawn Elementals respectively. Or goblins piloting ships or convertibles, while trees are armed with guns and go on the ultimate offense.
For now, let's just hope that this new artifact dependant expansion, doesn't ruin the rest of the game, which is needlessly complacent in it's current form.
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Artifact - Equipment (C)
Equipped creature gets +2/+0
Equip: 1(1: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery. This card comes into play unattached and stays in play if creature leaves play.)
Illus. Darrell Riche
# 146 "
There are creatures with abilities dependant on equipment, I hope they have a rul to how much you can put on a creature, or of each kind. Otherwise, it'll turn into Ever Quest all over again, only this time in CCG (Collectible Card Game) form. We should have seen it coming after that released Core Set in it's quasi-futuristic appeal. Perhaps we will soon see Jedi and Sith amongst the ranks of Dread Lords and Dawn Elementals respectively. Or goblins piloting ships or convertibles, while trees are armed with guns and go on the ultimate offense.
For now, let's just hope that this new artifact dependant expansion, doesn't ruin the rest of the game, which is needlessly complacent in it's current form.
Panick? Yes!
Here's a picture of hurrican Isabelle from yesterday.
Here's a picture from today.
Is it time to worry? I think so. I've always wanted to be in a hurricane, but a Category 5 just aint fun kids. The whole destroying everything part ruins the fun. Now HOPEFULLY it will turn S and hit cuba, because everything hits cuba. Or maybe it will decrease in power. Unlikely, considering it's very warm right now, and so is the water. Please don't knock down my brand new house Isabelle. I'll be very angry if you do. Bitch.
Here's a picture from today.
Is it time to worry? I think so. I've always wanted to be in a hurricane, but a Category 5 just aint fun kids. The whole destroying everything part ruins the fun. Now HOPEFULLY it will turn S and hit cuba, because everything hits cuba. Or maybe it will decrease in power. Unlikely, considering it's very warm right now, and so is the water. Please don't knock down my brand new house Isabelle. I'll be very angry if you do. Bitch.
America has corrupted the black man
I feel like I'm in a fuckin jungle.
My theory of how gangsta black thugs have come about is because the people of America have corrupted the minds of black children by causing parents of black children to live in hostile enviroments (ghettos, allies, Compton) and force the black children to grow to be jailbirds.
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My theory of how gangsta black thugs have come about is because the people of America have corrupted the minds of black children by causing parents of black children to live in hostile enviroments (ghettos, allies, Compton) and force the black children to grow to be jailbirds.
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I AM POSTING ON THE INTERNETTT
IF YOUR COMPUTER KEEPS TRYING TO FUCKING RESTART ITSELF, READ THIS. IF YOU'VE INSTALLED THE PATCH AND IT'S STILL HAPPENING, YOU DIDN'T INSTALL IT RIGHT. EITHER WAY, YOU'RE FUCKED. FORMAT AND REINSTALL FROM KNOWN-GOOD COPIES. YOU HAVE BEEN COMPROMISED.
Q. My computer keeps restarting after something to do with a Remote Procedure Call (RPC) terminates unexpectedly. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
A. You've been hit by the RPC exploit, a serious flaw in the Windows NT line of Windows products (NT, 2000, XP, and 2003 Server). If this has happened, your system has been compromised, and your only option is pretty much to reformat and reinstall all your programs from known-good sources. Any single part of your system could be infected with who-knows-what, as the RPC exploit gives a malacious user unrestricted access to your system.
See this Microsoft article detailing the exploit. Use R1ch's scan to see if you're vulnerable. Go to Windows Update and install patches more often.
Edit2 from Menacer: Fuck you assholes, the whole lot of you. There's a chance you're only infected with a worm. A small chance. How the fuck do you have any idea that you're not infected with anything else? Flatten your system, you've been rooted.
OMG SLASHDOT.ORG SAID THAT USE LINUX NOW GUYS
Q. My computer keeps restarting after something to do with a Remote Procedure Call (RPC) terminates unexpectedly. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
A. You've been hit by the RPC exploit, a serious flaw in the Windows NT line of Windows products (NT, 2000, XP, and 2003 Server). If this has happened, your system has been compromised, and your only option is pretty much to reformat and reinstall all your programs from known-good sources. Any single part of your system could be infected with who-knows-what, as the RPC exploit gives a malacious user unrestricted access to your system.
See this Microsoft article detailing the exploit. Use R1ch's scan to see if you're vulnerable. Go to Windows Update and install patches more often.
Edit2 from Menacer: Fuck you assholes, the whole lot of you. There's a chance you're only infected with a worm. A small chance. How the fuck do you have any idea that you're not infected with anything else? Flatten your system, you've been rooted.
OMG SLASHDOT.ORG SAID THAT USE LINUX NOW GUYS
INT ODAYS NOOS
It seems we're safe from that bitch Isabelle. While I don't want to talk to soon and have her whiz round my way, I think it's safe to say that we're safely safe. Indeed. Of course, NONE CAN PREDICT THE WEATHER. Not even weatherman. However, due to the fact that there's some tropical something or other coming out from the Gulf, the Hurricane will most likely turn due to pressure. At least this is what I've been told, I really don't have a clue what any of that means. In the 50's the RAF (That's the British Air Force for all you yanks,) dropped a ton of these metal filings into a Hurricane that was headed towards England. It diverted the hurricane but fucked up Englands weather nice and good. They didn't do that no more. The last Hurricane in Eng-land was when I was like 2 or something. That was 15 years ago! Math is fun.
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Bad Luck Abounds the Soul.
Another week begins after 12 hours extended sleep into the late afternoon. Already in this great week the dark clouds of Isabell have passed us up for a juicier taint: South Carolina (recompense i'm sure for living in sin all these years). This news is not about hurricans, haberdashers, or incestual love, it is about me, the bearer of the news.
After having my oil changed recently I was more or less appaulled to find out that my car is now leaking oil, and radiator fluid. It is a '95 Mazda626 moneypit. If the promise of a new car wasn't on the horizon suicide would be. Without a car man is nothing, it is our precious in so many words. Even though I have yet to get lucky inside of the musty interior, it's days are numbered my friends.
Onto the postal system. A great place to buy textbooks and workbooks for college is www.half.com, but do not make the same mistake I did and rely on certain goods and services appearing on your doorstep within an approproate timescheme. Since I do not have my accouting textbook yet, I feel it is imperitive that class should not be an option, because accounting is easy, but you need the book. Becoming increasingly impatient (having checked the 'expedited' shipping option, thinking that expedited was used in the correct sense),
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After having my oil changed recently I was more or less appaulled to find out that my car is now leaking oil, and radiator fluid. It is a '95 Mazda
Onto the postal system. A great place to buy textbooks and workbooks for college is www.half.com, but do not make the same mistake I did and rely on certain goods and services appearing on your doorstep within an approproate timescheme. Since I do not have my accouting textbook yet, I feel it is imperitive that class should not be an option, because accounting is easy, but you need the book. Becoming increasingly impatient (having checked the 'expedited' shipping option, thinking that expedited was used in the correct sense),
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HURRIKAYNE Update
Enclosed is an amazing picture, one of the best I've seen in a while. It's a picture of Hurricane Isabelle from space. Wow, check it out.
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Sex
Eventuals, with fingers crossed.
So it seems if all goes well I will be taking a trip up to FSU in Tallahassee, and possibly swinging by the UCF, around the end of October. Quite possibly Halloween will be spent there partying. If you wish to accompany me and par-tay down: comment or send me an email.
I'll end up taking about 3 people, so I will have to limit the amount of people, unless you drive another car. Now there might be certain activites in which you may not want to be apart of, or be around, in which case I would strongly advise you not attend, in effort to maximise the fun for everyone who wants to have a good time.
The following activites will most likely be forced upon you upon attendance, which includes but is not limited to:
Drinking massive amounts of alcohol (Beer and/or Liqour)
Smoking (Of various degrees of substances, most likely tobbacco)
Sex (Only with the members of the opposite sex)
Video Games (Extensive use whilst inebriated or in use of any of the above)
And just plain being away from everyone else in an effort to have fun.
I'll end up taking about 3 people, so I will have to limit the amount of people, unless you drive another car. Now there might be certain activites in which you may not want to be apart of, or be around, in which case I would strongly advise you not attend, in effort to maximise the fun for everyone who wants to have a good time.
The following activites will most likely be forced upon you upon attendance, which includes but is not limited to:
Drinking massive amounts of alcohol (Beer and/or Liqour)
Smoking (Of various degrees of substances, most likely tobbacco)
Sex (Only with the members of the opposite sex)
Video Games (Extensive use whilst inebriated or in use of any of the above)
And just plain being away from everyone else in an effort to have fun.
Ah Life
First I would just like to say that you cannot post scandelous pictures and not expect to be ridiculed. It's just like Jerry Springer says, it's your own business when you're at home, but when you come on my show it's EVERYONES business to do what they want with it. Well kids, the internet is one big show, except everyone's watching. Including me. Ridicule me, I care not. This girl didn't take it lightly. I figure I start easy with one joke, she takes the bait laughing. So I figure ok, let's get out photoshop. Oh no, she ain't having none of that. She freaks and starts saying I can't assume things about her personality. Well I wasn't assuming anything, I was just having some photoshop fun. Ah well, her pain for my pleasure. And everyone elses. The internet is a cruel mother, deal with it. It was all in good fun, and fun it was. The pictures shall remain on the Lollerskates FTP, but I won't post them just incase we get another freak out. Well ok, I'll post them. But you have to find them, harr.
guys, im really losing it
in oklahoma they never hear you scream
at least none of my neighbors complain about my screaming
i've already worked 30 hours this week, and i was off last night: BECAUSE I CALLED IN SICK.
"hey we really could use you tonight"
"uh i cant make it (FUCK YOU)"
"oic"
work sucks, guys. it sucks hard. especially with college. I hate college. don't you guys?
this college sucks: EMAIL THEM TO TELL THEM THEY SUCK
they suck bad
at least none of my neighbors complain about my screaming
i've already worked 30 hours this week, and i was off last night: BECAUSE I CALLED IN SICK.
"hey we really could use you tonight"
"uh i cant make it (FUCK YOU)"
"oic"
work sucks, guys. it sucks hard. especially with college. I hate college. don't you guys?
this college sucks: EMAIL THEM TO TELL THEM THEY SUCK
they suck bad
Postum
Haha Canada SUcks
It seems the Carolinas are takin a beating from that bitch Isabelle. Americans getting beaten up by a woman, ner ner ner ner ner. Yeah, that must suck. Anyways, we have a new Newsie, Coach Fabio. His name makes me chuckle oh so lightly. Chuckle like a little girl. Tee hee. I'll try to make sure he keeps the scat/chicken porn off the front page. Of course, I can't stop him beyond the "Read Whole Story Button." It's all his show after that. YE HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Teevee
The Colin Quin Show is a steaming pile of shit. As I said to Jessika, if a pile of shit could make it sound it would sound like the "punk" cover of take on me. I figure if a STEAMING pile of shit could make a sound, it would sound like Colin Quin's horrible scripted TV show on Comedy Central. Infact let's just skip the sound part, his show IS a steaming pile of shit. I can't say much more for that daily show guy. Sometimes it's funny, but most of the times he's a stupid asshole. Stupid assholes usually aren't funny. At least there's Conan to soothe my late night boredom. And sleep.
I was going to end this little article at the end of the word sleep, but I decided against it. To move in a completely different direction, I have finally found a job. Wooo! Someone will hire the alien! I'll be working at the Tropical Palm, most likely busing tables. That means I get some money. Matt called me a loser because I'm out of school with no job and not in college. Well Mr Matt I've never seen you with a job, sucka. Right back at you! Hehe.
My night has taken a turn in a good direction. The Colin show is over and Crank Yankers is on. YAY I PEED IN THE PEWL. Dr Drew is uber cool. I haven't listened to Loveline in a while. I wonder if it's still on there.
For a final thought, don't do incest. It's bad.
I was going to end this little article at the end of the word sleep, but I decided against it. To move in a completely different direction, I have finally found a job. Wooo! Someone will hire the alien! I'll be working at the Tropical Palm, most likely busing tables. That means I get some money. Matt called me a loser because I'm out of school with no job and not in college. Well Mr Matt I've never seen you with a job, sucka. Right back at you! Hehe.
My night has taken a turn in a good direction. The Colin show is over and Crank Yankers is on. YAY I PEED IN THE PEWL. Dr Drew is uber cool. I haven't listened to Loveline in a while. I wonder if it's still on there.
For a final thought, don't do incest. It's bad.
LIFE IS GOOD
everytime i close my eyes
i forget youre around
cell phone rings
get the fuck out of this room
i cant stand being with you anymore
you are scum in such an already terrible place
i will not be guilty of chivalry for sex
life goes on without you
i forget youre around
cell phone rings
get the fuck out of this room
i cant stand being with you anymore
you are scum in such an already terrible place
i will not be guilty of chivalry for sex
life goes on without you
Punk'd?
Why is the year 2003 the year of the birth of the reality show era, and the rise of the punk fame. What do they both have in common? They both take little to no effort to make. Put some monkeys in a small cage and one banana and you got Roseanne's show. Give them some boards, nails, and a gay interior designer and you got yourself some sort of house wars thing. There are so many of those I don't care which one you choose. Personally, scripted television is not bad, look at the Drew Carey show, they do both scripted and improv. It's a nice mix, but you really can't rely on non-jewish comedians to make good jokes all the time.
Just like punk rock. They have no talent, no real desire to practice, just some crappy voices and half assed beats strewn together in effort to produce "music" or noise. To follow this up, we come to their fans. What a punch of misguided morons. When they aren't vanadalizing or critizing others' better music taste (rap and country included, of course), they try so very hard to be different, and they fail to practice at that, so of course they follow their punk rock idols and form a "steamy pile of crap" because they have no real(read: credible) influences in their life so they will one day wind up a drain on society(some already have become so).
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Just like punk rock. They have no talent, no real desire to practice, just some crappy voices and half assed beats strewn together in effort to produce "music" or noise. To follow this up, we come to their fans. What a punch of misguided morons. When they aren't vanadalizing or critizing others' better music taste (rap and country included, of course), they try so very hard to be different, and they fail to practice at that, so of course they follow their punk rock idols and form a "steamy pile of crap" because they have no real(read: credible) influences in their life so they will one day wind up a drain on society(some already have become so).
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Movies are so predictable
Movies are so predictable. Why can't someone make a movie where the main star dies? I mean, let's see a movie where all the previews show Vin Diesel kicking some fat drug dealer guys ass, and then when you go see it in the movie threatres the fat drug dealer fight is in the beginning and he ends up killing Vin Diesel. Now that's enterfuckintainment. I would seriously get into a movie if the main star dies because it's so rare, its amazing.
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Meeting
We need to schedule another meeting on saturday. I have some more ideas that'll make the project move along more smoothly.
Saturday night Sept 27th Crystal Ballroom, Nick's last performance in Naples with his band. Show up and "jam" out, and make fun of people who aren't you while you are at it. You might even see a few familar faces....
Saturday night Sept 27th Crystal Ballroom, Nick's last performance in Naples with his band. Show up and "jam" out, and make fun of people who aren't you while you are at it. You might even see a few familar faces....
Don't fall for this
I just got this in my inbox:
Microsoft All Products | Support | Search | Microsoft.com Guide
Microsoft Home
Microsoft Consumer
this is the latest version of security update, the "September 2003, Cumulative Patch" update which resolves all known security vulnerabilities affecting MS Internet Explorer, MS Outlook and MS Outlook Express as well as three newly discovered vulnerabilities. Install now to protect your computer from these vulnerabilities, the most serious of which could allow an attacker to run executable on your system. This update includes the functionality of all previously released patches.
System requirements Windows 95/98/Me/2000/NT/XP
This update applies to MS Internet Explorer, version 4.01 and later
MS Outlook, version 8.00 and later
MS Outlook Express, version 4.01 and later
Recommendation Customers should install the patch at the earliest opportunity.
How to install Run attached file. Choose Yes on displayed dialog box.
How to use You don't need to do anything after installing this item.
Microsoft Product Support Services and Knowledge Base articles can be found on the Microsoft Technical Support web site. For security-related information about Microsoft products, please visit the Microsoft Security Advisor web site, or Contact Us.
Thank you for using Microsoft products.
Please do not reply to this message. It was sent from an unmonitored e-mail address and we are unable to respond to any replies.
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While it has the appearance of a real microsoft email, notice how everything is linked to Microsoft.com to make it look official, it has an attatched file. Microsoft never emails you, let alone sends you files. Do not run the file, for it will fuck you up. I don't know how, but it will. These idiots didn't even bother to spoof the email address, as it is coming from the email address ecvuyctqifpxti@confidence.ms.com. Pfft, newbs.
Microsoft All Products | Support | Search | Microsoft.com Guide
Microsoft Home
Microsoft Consumer
this is the latest version of security update, the "September 2003, Cumulative Patch" update which resolves all known security vulnerabilities affecting MS Internet Explorer, MS Outlook and MS Outlook Express as well as three newly discovered vulnerabilities. Install now to protect your computer from these vulnerabilities, the most serious of which could allow an attacker to run executable on your system. This update includes the functionality of all previously released patches.
System requirements Windows 95/98/Me/2000/NT/XP
This update applies to MS Internet Explorer, version 4.01 and later
MS Outlook, version 8.00 and later
MS Outlook Express, version 4.01 and later
Recommendation Customers should install the patch at the earliest opportunity.
How to install Run attached file. Choose Yes on displayed dialog box.
How to use You don't need to do anything after installing this item.
Microsoft Product Support Services and Knowledge Base articles can be found on the Microsoft Technical Support web site. For security-related information about Microsoft products, please visit the Microsoft Security Advisor web site, or Contact Us.
Thank you for using Microsoft products.
Please do not reply to this message. It was sent from an unmonitored e-mail address and we are unable to respond to any replies.
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The names of the actual companies and products mentioned herein are the trademarks of their respective owners.
Contact Us | Legal | TRUSTe
©2003 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved. Terms of Use | Privacy Statement | Accessibility
While it has the appearance of a real microsoft email, notice how everything is linked to Microsoft.com to make it look official, it has an attatched file. Microsoft never emails you, let alone sends you files. Do not run the file, for it will fuck you up. I don't know how, but it will. These idiots didn't even bother to spoof the email address, as it is coming from the email address ecvuyctqifpxti@confidence.ms.com. Pfft, newbs.
today was the worst day in history
It began this morning with an awakening at six thirty. That alone is enough to ruin anyone's day, but that was, by the very nature of it being the awakening, only the beginning. School didn't seem interesting enough to attend -- actually that's not the reason i didn't go -- there were a couple things i was supposed to work on last weekend but didn't feel like it so I just went to McDonald's, got a pair of breakfast burritos, and sat out by the playground like a ch'lester eating those and smoking cigarettes as I eyed people driving past.
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This is hardly news
alt="AddMe.com, free web site submission and promotion to the search engines" width="88" height="31" border="0">"Out of Good Scripts," a short news post
Start Film: Black Cop (gasp, who would of thought,) works in a big crime city, blah blah. Now his wife/whoever needs some moola. It just so happens that in the polive evidence "box" there is some cash. So he grabs it and gives it to his wife. They next scene flips to him being chased and calling someone saying he's been framed. He TAKES money willingly and has been framed. Maybe I'm missing something since this is based of advertisements, but eh.
my aunt can just go to hell
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43 unread messages.
40 of them from my aunt
none of them without attachments
all of it crap
god damn that woman, and everyone else who forwards shit mail for that matter. email jokes? no thanks. they are never funny, most are old, and i don't have the time to read that garbage. well i have the time, i have plenty of time, but plenty of better things to do to. and worse things to do, things i'd rather be doing than reading "ten things that women want" from my fucking aunt. i tell her i never read my mail. sending more will make me want to read it less. to hell with her, i'm just going to get a new address and that will be the end of it... until she calls and asks if i've read her letters. that ought to be fun... "no, aunt nancy. i don't read your mail. most of it is shit i read two years ago when it was first mass-mailed across the globe. the shit your coworkers send you isn't funny. the shit your friends send you isn't funny. in fact, most things people over forty think are funny, aren't funny. and you know what? mailing things to people that isn't funny, isn't funny. even mailing funny things to people doesn't make you funny because you weren't the one who came up with it in the first place. you know what would be funny though? formatting your hard drive. and driving your car into a ditch."
43 unread messages.
40 of them from my aunt
none of them without attachments
all of it crap
god damn that woman, and everyone else who forwards shit mail for that matter. email jokes? no thanks. they are never funny, most are old, and i don't have the time to read that garbage. well i have the time, i have plenty of time, but plenty of better things to do to. and worse things to do, things i'd rather be doing than reading "ten things that women want" from my fucking aunt. i tell her i never read my mail. sending more will make me want to read it less. to hell with her, i'm just going to get a new address and that will be the end of it... until she calls and asks if i've read her letters. that ought to be fun... "no, aunt nancy. i don't read your mail. most of it is shit i read two years ago when it was first mass-mailed across the globe. the shit your coworkers send you isn't funny. the shit your friends send you isn't funny. in fact, most things people over forty think are funny, aren't funny. and you know what? mailing things to people that isn't funny, isn't funny. even mailing funny things to people doesn't make you funny because you weren't the one who came up with it in the first place. you know what would be funny though? formatting your hard drive. and driving your car into a ditch."
Top 5 Favorite Bands
In no certain order are:
Queen, for their amazing songs and Freddie Mercury's amazing voice. I don't think they've written a song I don't like.
Radiohead, for their great original sound. Radiohead is the band that every other band wishes they were.
Oasis, because they're great songwriters, have one of the best front men, and are arrogant assholes, just like me.
Coldplay, great use of multiple instruments and great songs. What more can you say. Great singer.
Zero 7, just amazing. Brilliant mixes and songs that you can just sit and listen to for hours.
In other news, High Fidelity is one of my favorite movies. If you haven't seen it, I suggest you do so.
Queen, for their amazing songs and Freddie Mercury's amazing voice. I don't think they've written a song I don't like.
Radiohead, for their great original sound. Radiohead is the band that every other band wishes they were.
Oasis, because they're great songwriters, have one of the best front men, and are arrogant assholes, just like me.
Coldplay, great use of multiple instruments and great songs. What more can you say. Great singer.
Zero 7, just amazing. Brilliant mixes and songs that you can just sit and listen to for hours.
In other news, High Fidelity is one of my favorite movies. If you haven't seen it, I suggest you do so.
so the neighbors called the police a couple days ago
that's right, it's spelled neighbors, not neighbours. moving on, i was outside with a mauser 98k rifle my grandpa picked up in france during the war. dicked around outside for a bit, firing a few clips' worth of blanks in various directions, and then went in back for some more ammo. i decided to be a dick and put on my wehrmacht jacket and helmet, and upon stepping outisde i saw that some foolish and distasteful species of birds had returned to the area. turned around and went back inside to get a live round. as i stepped back outside i saw a police car pulling into my neighbor's driveway and i did an immediate about-face and fucked off back to my room, unloading the rifle and stripping off the jacket and helmet. went back outside as the cop was coming past my driveway, and he stopped and asked me if i'd heard any gunshots, and i told him no, so he left.
Submitted by Coach Fabio ( kaninchenohren.at.yahoo.com )
Submitted by Coach Fabio ( kaninchenohren.at.yahoo.com )
I AM WRITING ON THE INTERNET TONIGHT
blarghaha. I am here to post news.
Additionally, I like Don Hertzfeldt. He's fucking cool. Do you know who that is? I do, mother fucker.
There are certain things in this world that you will come to recognize, and one of those things is my superority to you.
BUT MOST OF ALL I AM THE GREATEST PERSON IN THE WORLD.
here's some news.
slashdot.org is reporting linux news. WHOA SOMETHING HAPPENED WITH LINUX LOL WINBLOWS
Somethingawful.com made fun of something. That's pretty lol.
And lastly, two years ago, someone crashed airplanes into the WTC. Riveting.
Gnight.
Submitted by phragmatic ( ohl.at.ou.edu )
Additionally, I like Don Hertzfeldt. He's fucking cool. Do you know who that is? I do, mother fucker.
There are certain things in this world that you will come to recognize, and one of those things is my superority to you.
BUT MOST OF ALL I AM THE GREATEST PERSON IN THE WORLD.
here's some news.
slashdot.org is reporting linux news. WHOA SOMETHING HAPPENED WITH LINUX LOL WINBLOWS
Somethingawful.com made fun of something. That's pretty lol.
And lastly, two years ago, someone crashed airplanes into the WTC. Riveting.
Gnight.
Submitted by phragmatic ( ohl.at.ou.edu )
NEWS FLASH!
The Internet is boring, and so are you.
Gots Me A Job
I am now an employee of The Tropical Palm Cafe. It's a nice place, and the owner is fun, being English and from my town. What fun. Here's me working:
I'll have to get Will to take me shopping for Hawaiian Shirts. He seems to be the guru on the subject. Stein Mart he I come!
I'll have to get Will to take me shopping for Hawaiian Shirts. He seems to be the guru on the subject. Stein Mart he I come!
Ghawrfggigh
And here we see the deadliest snake in the world. I'm gonna put it in my mouth!
Let The Good Times Roll
Ah, we live in a crazy world. I was having a talk with someone the other day about homosexuals, or fags as he likes to call them. He said that all nations and world powers that have embraced fags have fallen. Rome, where homosexuality was rampant and normal. He said that they grew weak from allowing people to do what they want. That's a very uneducated guess, as Rome fell due to greed and from spreading themselves out too much. He went on to mention that America will go to hell if they let fags get married, saying it will lead to people being able to have sex with animals legally, and men having sex with children. While this seems like a logical progession, I doubt things such as that will happen. Is there any reason to not allow homosexual marriages? His point was that it fucks up the Real Estate market because a gay male couple can afford twice as much as a heterosexual couple. So what? People get more money. It's funny how people hate it when two men are together but as soon as two girls start kissing everyone's happy. Hypocrites. Maybe the country is going to hell, but what can you do. We're doomed to repeat history.
One quick little jab..
What's the deal with comedy in anime? I mean if it's supposed to be serious (like Trigun) why ruin it with something that isn't even funny. For example, he would be serious one moment.. then somone would ask him a stupid question, then he would get that classic anime face, with the crazy eyes and the large mouth, and then spouts off some gibberish. I think comedy does not have its place everywhere.
But I digress, Anime sucks anyways. Fuck you anime fanatics on adult swim! Watch some real cartoons.
But I digress, Anime sucks anyways. Fuck you anime fanatics on adult swim! Watch some real cartoons.
Same Rhetoric.. this time with more references!!
True feelings about punk summerized in one guest comic on elftor found here. Murder should be legal for punk bands.
anyone who is reading this should comment on this
we should legalize marijuana. AGREE/DISAGREE
(smoke weed every day)
(smoke weed every day)
Apple Caramel Crisp Cheesecake
I am at this moment eating this marvelous piece of cooking>
Top Layer: Apple Slices + Apple Crisp + Caramel
Middle: Cheesecake Stuff
Bottom: Cake Bottom Stuff
Mmmmm 10000 calories per serving (1 serving = 1 spoonful)
Work at the Tropical Palm is good. The owner is a fun English lady and the waiters are cool. I'm basically the customers (old people) bitch. What can ya do, it's a job, and the pay is nice.
Top Layer: Apple Slices + Apple Crisp + Caramel
Middle: Cheesecake Stuff
Bottom: Cake Bottom Stuff
Mmmmm 10000 calories per serving (1 serving = 1 spoonful)
Work at the Tropical Palm is good. The owner is a fun English lady and the waiters are cool. I'm basically the customers (old people) bitch. What can ya do, it's a job, and the pay is nice.
To start a topic.
I think Hillary Clinton would make a horrible choice for a president. And not just because she is a woman or a democrat, she is a weak individual and has no political weight whatsoever. I think Bill should just hit her upside the head and force her out of her current seat as she will only make her and her husband look worse and more crazy than past realized.
October 2003
Old Ladies Are Pervets
So I started work today at 10:30, and I just got home at 10:30. I'm the proud owner of two (2) new blisters, and an aching back. Here's a summary of todays events:
Old lady grabbed my ass
Freed a lizard from becoming part of someones meal
Got 2 blisters
Bused 140 tables. This will double once season hits.
Shit a lot more happened but I forgot
Made $40 cash
Pissed off a taxi driver
My feet and back went numb
Ok that's enough excitement. Work is good. Except when I have to stay until 10:30 to clean, mop, etc. Then the roof started leaking due to the mass rain we've had. That was fun. I need sleep goddamnit.
Old lady grabbed my ass
Freed a lizard from becoming part of someones meal
Got 2 blisters
Bused 140 tables. This will double once season hits.
Shit a lot more happened but I forgot
Made $40 cash
Pissed off a taxi driver
My feet and back went numb
Ok that's enough excitement. Work is good. Except when I have to stay until 10:30 to clean, mop, etc. Then the roof started leaking due to the mass rain we've had. That was fun. I need sleep goddamnit.
Time Travel
Send yourself a few years ago a letter. Advice on what not to do and what to do instead. Damn that would be a long letter.
Thief!
Imitation is the best form of flattery? Bah to that. Some fucker is stealing the name I've had for over 5 years. Blasphemy!
http://www.spymac.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=55849&papass=&sort=1&thecat=500
http://www.spymac.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=55849&papass=&sort=1&thecat=500
Song of the day/week/month
I'm going to post some songs I like now and then. Let's call it "Song of whenever I feel like posting it." It's available for download here.
No, I won't post the name, I'm sure you can figure it out.
No, I won't post the name, I'm sure you can figure it out.
every single one of you is mexican right now, or a summary of a day's killing spree
1) dove
- bb gun, pump, iron sights
- throat shot at approximately fifty feet
- finishing shot to back of head, point blank
- left it where it lay
2) squirrel
- bb gun
- gut shot at around twenty five feet
- chest shot "
- fall into ditch, subsequent drowning
- given to the cat and partially eaten
3) squirrel
- bb gun
- headshot at approximately forty feet
- thirty foot fall to ground
- thrown against the wall and trees several times, the fucker kept breathing
- cut off head, arms, legs and tail, placed in plastic bag
- abdomen sliced open and intestines removed
- torso tossed into ditch
- bag taken to school but discarded as it had an unpleasant odor
4) opossum
- feet
- numerous powerful kicks
- six stomps on the head
- cigarette burn to the eye
- various lighter burns
- blown several shotguns from a celebratory toke, to ease the discomfort
- heavy rock dropped/thrown onto head five times
- head dunked into ditch
- body placed in empty garbage container at corner of property
- buried after smell became overpowering and vultures came to say hi, gasmask was necessary to bury it
5) black vulture
- 7.92mm Mauser 98k, iron sights
- single shot at around 80 feet through chest and wings
- nickel-sized hole through entire body at widest point
- struggled and quickly bled to death or suffocated
- dragged to the dead end, discarded
- bb gun, pump, iron sights
- throat shot at approximately fifty feet
- finishing shot to back of head, point blank
- left it where it lay
2) squirrel
- bb gun
- gut shot at around twenty five feet
- chest shot "
- fall into ditch, subsequent drowning
- given to the cat and partially eaten
3) squirrel
- bb gun
- headshot at approximately forty feet
- thirty foot fall to ground
- thrown against the wall and trees several times, the fucker kept breathing
- cut off head, arms, legs and tail, placed in plastic bag
- abdomen sliced open and intestines removed
- torso tossed into ditch
- bag taken to school but discarded as it had an unpleasant odor
4) opossum
- feet
- numerous powerful kicks
- six stomps on the head
- cigarette burn to the eye
- various lighter burns
- blown several shotguns from a celebratory toke, to ease the discomfort
- heavy rock dropped/thrown onto head five times
- head dunked into ditch
- body placed in empty garbage container at corner of property
- buried after smell became overpowering and vultures came to say hi, gasmask was necessary to bury it
5) black vulture
- 7.92mm Mauser 98k, iron sights
- single shot at around 80 feet through chest and wings
- nickel-sized hole through entire body at widest point
- struggled and quickly bled to death or suffocated
- dragged to the dead end, discarded
Wee Hoo!
I gots me a new toy, a digital camera. It's good fun. Todays select image is my restaurants "Soup of the Day."
Humans Lie!!
Watching CourtTV's The System, it reminds me how often people twist the truth just so they can fulfill their end f the bargain. Although an advocate of egotism lying in any circumstance reduces ones integrity to the point where nobody wants to listen to them any more. I realize it is the lawyer's position to lie or "stretch the truth" so I guess the real blame rests on the people who made those decisions.
Selfishness is only warranted and expected if it is indoctrinated with reason. Seeing as how the majority of crimes lack this most crucial component the guilty should at least have the audacity to fess up and tell the truth and spare everyone involved the long arduous trial so they can get on with their lives. You look stupid when you lie and more importantly you look like what you become guility, maybe not in the eyes of the court but in the eyes of humanity.
I really don't care what you have done as long as you tell the truth.
Watch The System, crazy shit goes on there.
P.S. I may not be perfect but at least I don't lie.
Selfishness is only warranted and expected if it is indoctrinated with reason. Seeing as how the majority of crimes lack this most crucial component the guilty should at least have the audacity to fess up and tell the truth and spare everyone involved the long arduous trial so they can get on with their lives. You look stupid when you lie and more importantly you look like what you become guility, maybe not in the eyes of the court but in the eyes of humanity.
I really don't care what you have done as long as you tell the truth.
Watch The System, crazy shit goes on there.
P.S. I may not be perfect but at least I don't lie.
Ah British Music
Ahhhh, here is todays song of the blah. It's one of my favorites, and the band is damn good. Expect more songs from them.
nothing need be said about this
Truth AND beauty?
If gay people didn't have skewed views of reality then they wouldn't be homosexual or bi.
Mine is bigger
i wish shit like this happened to me when i was a little kid
Flash Fun
Tell me what you think of these two
1) http://lollerskates.org
2) http://lollerskates.org/yourcreation/
1) http://lollerskates.org
2) http://lollerskates.org/yourcreation/
Girl of the Day
The Lollerskates "Girl of the Day" is Lachey Chabert from Lost in Space, and Family Guy as the voice of Megan.
The Darkness
Barely News
Try the new Philly Cheesesteak Sub from Quiznos. It is very good. Perfect stoner/drunk food. Or even as I come to like it, food on the go.
Reality TV Shows
Reality TV Shows are getting old. It's all the same shit where there's a game thats played or something someone has to live through and at the end they win a heapload of money. How about we raise the stakes? Here's some reality shows that I would create. Btw Most Extreme Elimination Challenge is a kickass show, if only there was a prize. Read More if you want to see how stupid Jessica Simpson is on TV!
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Muffins
The best way to know someone's not listening to you is if they laugh/smile and nod their head before you're even close to finishing what you're saying. This is the truth. I do this a lot to people, and people do it a lot to me.
Old people are very finicnky about their food. They always complain how it's not right or how they wanted or blah blah blah blah. Shut up old woman. Most of the people that come into my restaurant are good people. The others are stupid fucks that need to be taken off of their respirators so they die. Then you get the anal people who don't want ice in their water. Hey buddy, ice is water. Shut up before I slap you.
My restaurant is actually the perfect cliche. We have the gay waiter, the cute waitress, the bitchy waitress, the crazy british owner and her husband, and Jerry the chef. Ok so no ones perfect, but it was close. Or not. I needs me a bagel.
Old people are very finicnky about their food. They always complain how it's not right or how they wanted or blah blah blah blah. Shut up old woman. Most of the people that come into my restaurant are good people. The others are stupid fucks that need to be taken off of their respirators so they die. Then you get the anal people who don't want ice in their water. Hey buddy, ice is water. Shut up before I slap you.
My restaurant is actually the perfect cliche. We have the gay waiter, the cute waitress, the bitchy waitress, the crazy british owner and her husband, and Jerry the chef. Ok so no ones perfect, but it was close. Or not. I needs me a bagel.
lol
stupid mammals
WOOP WOOP
NEWS FLASH! NEWS FLASH! Macey Gray sucks
Movie Review : Kill Bill
This movie kicks ass. It has a good story and Quentin Tarantino movie's are very unique in the way that they are directed. Go see this movie if you like assasins and violent shit. Only thing I didn't like is when someones arm got chopped off, 40000 liters of blood went everywhere and thats unrealistic =/ But I can't wait to see volume 2 which comes out february 20th.
I'd rate this movie an 8.
I'd rate this movie an 8.
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I'm gonna see KilL bill tomorrow
christ shut up
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I'm gonna see KilL bill tomorrow
christ shut up
For the German Users
POLITICS ARE STUPID THIS COUNTRY = A JOKE
Arnold Schwarezennegger was only elected governor of my state (California) because hes the terminator. He doesn't know shit about politics and he's just going to ruin everything. I'm glad Im not 18 yet because I don't want to be paying these fucked up taxes. Time to pack up and move to....skully where do you live? Anyway, Arnold is a bad actor too. Just because he took steroids and won the world's biggest ugliest muscles man, he gets in movies. How like how singers get in movies like J. Lo, another terrible actresse. But anyway, politics are a joke. I'll be bahk, fahgawt.
this makes me chuckle
SHITTY MUSIC CHALLENGE
The Combatants:
Sonic Youth
Senses Fail
At The Drive In.
How They Performed.
Sonic Youth: Instrumental is ok, but the vocals are absolutely horrible. They consist mostly of "spinging," (talking but sort of singing, and they can't do any of those two very well. It seems like they aren't even trying. Some kids tried to make a good band, but alas it didn't work. Sorry Sonic Youth, you get last place.
Senses Fail: The song I listened to started out with a decent guitar intro, nothing special. It then goes into the palm mute and random drum bashing, mixed with the signature shitty singer with the nasal sound of todays shitty music. Sense Fail, you're a pretty shitty band. 2nd place for you.
At The Drive In: Watch out kids, you don't want to offend the fans of At The Drive In, their lyrics are meaningful! This is the first band to have lyrics that mean something. Wow, powerful. It's a pity their singer sucks. Oh wait, he's not a singer, he just likes to shout a lot. It sounds pretty shitty to me kids. I think ATDI will have to take 1st place because they didn't attempt to sing and they have some "decent" guitaring.
NOTE: The winner of the shitty music challenge is still fucking shitty. It just means that they're not as bad as the other two. I wouldn't recommend wasting money or bandwidth on any of these bands.
Sonic Youth
Senses Fail
At The Drive In.
How They Performed.
Sonic Youth: Instrumental is ok, but the vocals are absolutely horrible. They consist mostly of "spinging," (talking but sort of singing, and they can't do any of those two very well. It seems like they aren't even trying. Some kids tried to make a good band, but alas it didn't work. Sorry Sonic Youth, you get last place.
Senses Fail: The song I listened to started out with a decent guitar intro, nothing special. It then goes into the palm mute and random drum bashing, mixed with the signature shitty singer with the nasal sound of todays shitty music. Sense Fail, you're a pretty shitty band. 2nd place for you.
At The Drive In: Watch out kids, you don't want to offend the fans of At The Drive In, their lyrics are meaningful! This is the first band to have lyrics that mean something. Wow, powerful. It's a pity their singer sucks. Oh wait, he's not a singer, he just likes to shout a lot. It sounds pretty shitty to me kids. I think ATDI will have to take 1st place because they didn't attempt to sing and they have some "decent" guitaring.
NOTE: The winner of the shitty music challenge is still fucking shitty. It just means that they're not as bad as the other two. I wouldn't recommend wasting money or bandwidth on any of these bands.
some people never cease to disappoint me
so the barron collier jrotc put up a website. well, to be more precice, that cock fiending faggot tim bellve put up a jrotc website, located at www.geocities.com/barroncollierjrotc . unfortunately for him, he lacked creativity with his password selection, which was not surprisingly "cougars". suffice it to say, the password has been changed, as has the page's content. in other words it's no longer work-safe, so view with discretion.
i rule, or some people never cease to disappoint me part two
well welll wellll.... that's where i get my water. no, this has nothing at all to do with water, but with my previous magnificent addition to this spectacular website owned and operated by a filthy brit. not that there's anything wrong with that, in fact my father's family is from the british isles, except in about 1630 they decided it sucked serious ass and came to virginia. so about three hundred and seventy something years later, with the help of an austrian/ukranian half breed from red kanada, the great dr. goat came into existence, or as you people here know him, coach fabio, which is really quite a disgusting name once you think about it. fabio ? a coach ? for what, tee ball, ages five and under.. you know what happens with the tees, don't you?
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HHN
all i want for christmas is...
http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html
i ought to get the extra large ones for my cat. or myself, can't hurt having a third one swingin' with the others.
i ought to get the extra large ones for my cat. or myself, can't hurt having a third one swingin' with the others.
Work
Call my house and wake me up about an hour before work. I think it was 11:00...
Interesting
The Truth!!t Link SRC = Jack.
No longer can you be called a whore for perfroming this act. You are improving the quality of life for both parties. Drink Up!
No longer can you be called a whore for perfroming this act. You are improving the quality of life for both parties. Drink Up!
HAY GUYS
DISCUSS.
Ok bitches
Who did this shit?
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Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:28:33 PM): $8
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:28:38 PM): too bad you can't see movies
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Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:28:42 PM): because you're a fucking bot
BlueBerry10113 (11:28:49 PM): roar! lol.
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:28:56 PM): ok
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:28:59 PM): I've had enough
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Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:29:20 PM): yeah no shit
BlueBerry10113 (11:18:55 PM): hey you run that lollerskates right?
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:19:09 PM): sure
BlueBerry10113 (11:19:16 PM): are u online a lot?
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:19:24 PM): I work a lot
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:19:27 PM): but I always have AIM on
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:19:33 PM): why
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Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:20:22 PM): yes
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:20:23 PM): it is nice
BlueBerry10113 (11:20:31 PM): Alright.
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:20:42 PM): what ya need?
BlueBerry10113 (11:20:56 PM): i've got no idea.
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:21:07 PM): I see
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Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:21:40 PM): indeed
BlueBerry10113 (11:21:52 PM): ;-).
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:22:03 PM): :-\
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Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:22:23 PM): I graduated
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:22:25 PM): at 17
BlueBerry10113 (11:22:31 PM): thats nice.
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:22:47 PM): yes.
BlueBerry10113 (11:22:55 PM): Alright.
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:23:07 PM): so
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:23:13 PM): how'd you find le lollerskates?
BlueBerry10113 (11:23:17 PM): Your pretty cute!
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:23:22 PM): ...
BlueBerry10113 (11:23:31 PM): Do u have a gf/bf?
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:23:40 PM): both
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Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:24:11 PM): I don't go to school
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:24:16 PM): I graduated
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:24:19 PM): as I mentioned earlier
BlueBerry10113 (11:24:20 PM): Thats nice.
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:24:30 PM): you're a fucking bot
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:24:32 PM): I knew it
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Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:24:49 PM): bot
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:24:50 PM): bot
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:24:50 PM): bot
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:24:51 PM): bot
BlueBerry10113 (11:24:57 PM): what did u do today?
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:25:16 PM): jerked off on your tits
BlueBerry10113 (11:25:28 PM): Oh sorry, i'm talkin to a bunch of other ppl.
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:25:49 PM): yeah
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:25:51 PM): you fucking bot
BlueBerry10113 (11:25:59 PM): Alright.
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:26:20 PM): so you love the cock eh?
BlueBerry10113 (11:26:27 PM): What kind of movies do u like?
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:26:39 PM): I bet you just love it
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:26:42 PM): in your ass
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:26:46 PM): on your face
BlueBerry10113 (11:26:47 PM): thats nice.
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:27:06 PM): had me fooled for a second there
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:27:09 PM): Infact
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:27:13 PM): you probably were here
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:27:15 PM): for a few seconds
BlueBerry10113 (11:27:17 PM): What school do you go to?
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:27:25 PM): you're probably a sweaty 300lb 40 year old
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:27:32 PM): trying to pawn off his shitty website
BlueBerry10113 (11:27:36 PM): Old is no good.
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:27:46 PM): damn right it's nolt
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:27:48 PM): not rather
BlueBerry10113 (11:27:55 PM): Movie prices are so high here jeez...
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:28:31 PM): yeah
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:28:33 PM): $8
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:28:38 PM): too bad you can't see movies
BlueBerry10113 (11:28:40 PM): Ok.
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:28:42 PM): because you're a fucking bot
BlueBerry10113 (11:28:49 PM): roar! lol.
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:28:56 PM): ok
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:28:59 PM): I've had enough
BlueBerry10113 (11:29:06 PM): You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is now reading the whole conversation and laughing it up! GET EVEN! Have the bot talk to all your friends by visiting http://aim.wasystems.net
Mr SkuLLyBoNeS (11:29:20 PM): yeah no shit
November 2003
AHHHHHH MOTHERLAND!!!!1!
Matrix Revolutions
*cry*
i decided to add a news item
did you know the average sex scene is three POINT five minutes long in a "sexy" movie? (R rating)
did you know it's 9 minutes in a pornography?
did you know it's two minutes in reality?
man you guys suck
did you know it's 9 minutes in a pornography?
did you know it's two minutes in reality?
man you guys suck
NEO DIES IN THE MATRIX
NEO AND TRINITY DIE IN THE MATRIX
Lol Owned. I am glad Arnold Schwarezenegger is the governor of California because if we let that moron Gray Davis stay in, there would be 90 million more mexicans on the streets! Mexicans are the worst goddamn drivers second to old people. Im trying to back out of a parking lot and this mexican and his HUGE ASS FUCKING SMUGGLING VAN rolls up and gets lodged behind my car and the other cars that are parked, so I can't back out. And I'm like wtf, move your van you beaner and he ends up hitting some other car near him, and drives away.
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Lol Owned. I am glad Arnold Schwarezenegger is the governor of California because if we let that moron Gray Davis stay in, there would be 90 million more mexicans on the streets! Mexicans are the worst goddamn drivers second to old people. Im trying to back out of a parking lot and this mexican and his HUGE ASS FUCKING SMUGGLING VAN rolls up and gets lodged behind my car and the other cars that are parked, so I can't back out. And I'm like wtf, move your van you beaner and he ends up hitting some other car near him, and drives away.
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and your point?
And your point? Putting that topic up was such a good idea for SomethingAwful that I had to take it and share it with my fellow brethren from Lollerskates. How else can you ruin someones weekend by telling them the ending to the 3rd and last movie of one of the best movie trilogies the week it comes out? YOU CANT!!!!!
GREAT BRITAN FO LIFE
GREAT BRITAN FO LIFE
Fdsafadsf
Yeah but Neo doesn't die. Oh snap spoiler.
he's a robot
Goth people are moronic outcasts.
You heard me, so if you're a goth and read that, don't go slitting your arms now because you are in a severe state of depression from being discriminated against by an internet figure who is also a pro paintballer :}
Goth people are gross, disgusting, and sickening. They act like moron homosexuals, listen to the most shittiest music in the entire planet, think they are the coolest thing ever when they are in their group of black and white shitpiles. How is living Goth a way of life? Just because you are an antisocial sack of shit means you have to paint your face in watercolors and dress like a faggot with 50 chains hanging on your shirt.
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Goth people are gross, disgusting, and sickening. They act like moron homosexuals, listen to the most shittiest music in the entire planet, think they are the coolest thing ever when they are in their group of black and white shitpiles. How is living Goth a way of life? Just because you are an antisocial sack of shit means you have to paint your face in watercolors and dress like a faggot with 50 chains hanging on your shirt.
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Britney Spears is H O T
Whoa, Britney Spears is HOT AS HELL. I was watching TRL spankin new music and she did a concert and goddamn she can shake that tight package, omfg. Another thing I've noticed, aside from her perfectly round ass, is she lip syncs at every concert. The ho can't sing, she's only popular because she gives me a boner everytime I see her on the TV screen. Christina Aguilera is definitly a 10x better singer than her (The Voice Within.mp3).
Ted gone wild
Thank you elliot for giving me these magical powers.
here some pics of my crazy friend ted.
here some pics of my crazy friend ted.
http://bogo.ogaming.com/content/images/gallery/view_album.php?set_albumName=album05
now for some news.
Final fantasy X-2 is coming out NOV 18. I suggest you buy it if you've played FFX and had a hard time with the final boss.
Final Fantasy Online was released on the 22nd i believe and is fairly a good game.
December there will be PVP conquest events against each Main country.
The games leveling system is low paced claims the pimp Hologenik.
thats news for now. Now back to you bob...
~Midgit
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Obscenely fat people are disgusting
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid62/p1631d13fe1bf95c9ea6cb0a4386e5885/fc1be60e.jpg
Is there ever a point where it occurs to you to possible, maybe, STOP FUCKING EATING? GOD. People bitch and bitch about spending money on diet pills, diets not working, suing slim fast cuz it doesn't work. Here's the solution:
Why are people living in Africa so skinny?
Because they don't eat
What is your goal? To be skinny?
Don't eat
If I was that fat, I would starve myself. Sure it's bad for you, but you just get sick for a little while and voila, you are skinny. Stop eating fatasses I'm so tired of fat people attitude.
Is there ever a point where it occurs to you to possible, maybe, STOP FUCKING EATING? GOD. People bitch and bitch about spending money on diet pills, diets not working, suing slim fast cuz it doesn't work. Here's the solution:
Why are people living in Africa so skinny?
Because they don't eat
What is your goal? To be skinny?
Don't eat
If I was that fat, I would starve myself. Sure it's bad for you, but you just get sick for a little while and voila, you are skinny. Stop eating fatasses I'm so tired of fat people attitude.
DOUBLE POST: DOUBLE EFFECT
ELLIOTS ADVISE OF THE DAY
A wise alien once noticed this about humans:
1) If humans don't exercise their mouths, it'll seal shut.
2) If humans don't exercise their mouths, their brain starts working
A wise alien once noticed this about humans:
1) If humans don't exercise their mouths, it'll seal shut.
2) If humans don't exercise their mouths, their brain starts working
Toodles
FILLER SPACE FILLER SPACE
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It's sad when you check your own website and actually expect updates to be there. Isn't it my job to update? Hrmm, I suppose so. I need to find a way to update while unconscious so I can enjoy them later. Brilliant.
Another brilliant thing is my new life cycle. It's great, and I have it totally figured out. Here it is:
Great huh? But working was a pain when I had an ingrown toenail. But that's all fixed now:
It's still a little infected, but at least I don't have a 10ft nail growing out of the end of my toe. Ugh my toe twitched thinking about it. Poor guy. Speaking of poor guys, here's a nice picture I took of road kill, mixed with a fantastic radial blur. Thank you D.
I took pictures of him throughout the day as he kept getting run over more and more. Eventually he looked like a Squirrel lying down. Except without a head. I'm too lazy to crop those pictures so I'm sure you'll live.
But kids, what you really want to know is, what's going on in the life of Elliot? Well, not fucking much I can assure you. I work every day but sunday (thank god, it's the busiest day.) Infact I'm the only one who has sunday off. Hahahaha take that co workers. Actually they're great people, and I love working there. The money aint bad either. I have around 140 $1 bills lying around because I'm too lazy to count and deposite them. I'll give someone 1 cent on the dollar for each one you count. No cheating now!
I miss singing, but I have no time to join any groups or go to any auditions. Ah well, all in good time. I'm 17 and I have a lot of years of misery and work ahead of me. Now I'm going to eat my Bacon, Egg, and Tomato Sauce toasted sandwich courtesy of my mother. And that ends the longest post in lollerskates history. More to come.
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It's sad when you check your own website and actually expect updates to be there. Isn't it my job to update? Hrmm, I suppose so. I need to find a way to update while unconscious so I can enjoy them later. Brilliant.
Another brilliant thing is my new life cycle. It's great, and I have it totally figured out. Here it is:
Work - Sleep - Repeat
Great huh? But working was a pain when I had an ingrown toenail. But that's all fixed now:
It's still a little infected, but at least I don't have a 10ft nail growing out of the end of my toe. Ugh my toe twitched thinking about it. Poor guy. Speaking of poor guys, here's a nice picture I took of road kill, mixed with a fantastic radial blur. Thank you D.
I took pictures of him throughout the day as he kept getting run over more and more. Eventually he looked like a Squirrel lying down. Except without a head. I'm too lazy to crop those pictures so I'm sure you'll live.
But kids, what you really want to know is, what's going on in the life of Elliot? Well, not fucking much I can assure you. I work every day but sunday (thank god, it's the busiest day.) Infact I'm the only one who has sunday off. Hahahaha take that co workers. Actually they're great people, and I love working there. The money aint bad either. I have around 140 $1 bills lying around because I'm too lazy to count and deposite them. I'll give someone 1 cent on the dollar for each one you count. No cheating now!
I miss singing, but I have no time to join any groups or go to any auditions. Ah well, all in good time. I'm 17 and I have a lot of years of misery and work ahead of me. Now I'm going to eat my Bacon, Egg, and Tomato Sauce toasted sandwich courtesy of my mother. And that ends the longest post in lollerskates history. More to come.
this is not news
nice toe there skully. no, i'm aware of the fact that i'm not on the x-files and you are not a short but superbly attractive red haired femme. i wish my name was fox though, that would be a hell of a lot cooler than what it is now. in fact, now that i'm eighteen i can actually do something about that i think. fox is a cliche though, and i'm not all that foxy to begin with. i could go as coach fabio, but i'm not that good of a coach. i usually just end up screaming at them (yes them, i need not elaborate mmkay?) and breaking whatever it is that is used while coaching, and then the practice is terminated early because of the weather. now, back on topic, if there is one. fox is out, fabio is out.. well perhaps not. coach fabio wouldn't work, but fabio may! except then i might get confused by the ultrasexy italian model muscleman from the shit romantic novel covers and the i can't believe it's not butter commercials. so fuck that, fabio is out. that still leaves many choices, so i'll just say fuck it for now and forget the whole thing. oh and bush won't work because a) i am not a plant and b) i would want it to be busch, except that is probably the shittiest bear around. and bush won't work because i am not the president yet. and now i've decieded that it has to be a four letter word, because all the 3char names have been taken and i don't want to feel like a n00b wishing i could have a 3char, so i'll take a four. and it can't be random either, because random 4chars are gay and flaming. so what the fuck, i'm just going to shut up about this because from the very beginning i was planning on saying my name ought to be "goat", and leading up to that any more would just make it that much worse. goat, for no other reason than the fact that it's in this picture-
yes, goat. and that dude on the left, well he's very special, and other than that i don't know much about him except that he's a cool dude and saved my daddy money on taxes. he didn't save anything for my mom though because she's a foreigner and doesn't pay taxes. that makes her a bad foreigner. at least the foreigner in command of this website is a good foreigner and pays his taxes, well i'm assuming so, and if he doesn't, props to him. i won't tell the irs. unless they can change my name to fox.
yes, goat. and that dude on the left, well he's very special, and other than that i don't know much about him except that he's a cool dude and saved my daddy money on taxes. he didn't save anything for my mom though because she's a foreigner and doesn't pay taxes. that makes her a bad foreigner. at least the foreigner in command of this website is a good foreigner and pays his taxes, well i'm assuming so, and if he doesn't, props to him. i won't tell the irs. unless they can change my name to fox.
Following up the non-news.
I hereby agree to whatever Goat/Coach Fabio/The Letter M/whatever-he wants-to-call-himself-now/Mr.Z perhaps? said and/or typed.
On the application for Home Depot they as if you have gotten into any shoving matches or fist fights in the past 3 years at work. And how much (dollar amount) you have stolen from your last employer.
I guess all those "punk" kids can't even get jobs at Home Depot now. Studies show that the crappy singing and the horrible stolen guitar rifts access the stupid rebellion centre of the brain. The only way to alleviate such symptoms is by smoking crack.. and lot's of it. Or by simply switching to better music.
On the application for Home Depot they as if you have gotten into any shoving matches or fist fights in the past 3 years at work. And how much (dollar amount) you have stolen from your last employer.
I guess all those "punk" kids can't even get jobs at Home Depot now. Studies show that the crappy singing and the horrible stolen guitar rifts access the stupid rebellion centre of the brain. The only way to alleviate such symptoms is by smoking crack.. and lot's of it. Or by simply switching to better music.
New Topic Woo Hoo
So today I got a new microphone. It's sexy. Observe:
What's sad is that I have it hooked up to my amp and I'm talking to myself through my headphones. You think you have a sad life? Hah! My new project is to turn the garage into a mini studio. Why am I doing this? For my own self enjoyment of course. Fact is I really have nothing else to do. I work a shit load, and when I'm not working I do nothing. This will fill the void of nothing. Now to make this post a little more interesting, I'm going record myself reading it. Brilliant. You can all enjoy my post. What I really need is a shoutcast server so I can do more radio shows. Lovely. The End.
Ooo what a lovely echo effect.
Right Click - Save Target As
What's sad is that I have it hooked up to my amp and I'm talking to myself through my headphones. You think you have a sad life? Hah! My new project is to turn the garage into a mini studio. Why am I doing this? For my own self enjoyment of course. Fact is I really have nothing else to do. I work a shit load, and when I'm not working I do nothing. This will fill the void of nothing. Now to make this post a little more interesting, I'm going record myself reading it. Brilliant. You can all enjoy my post. What I really need is a shoutcast server so I can do more radio shows. Lovely. The End.
Ooo what a lovely echo effect.
Right Click - Save Target As
December 2003
MY EYES, THEY ARE TWITCHING
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/robotdance.html
Omfg you have to see this movie. This guy was doing the robot so good I thought i was watching it in slow mo or some shit - wow agg.
Omfg you have to see this movie. This guy was doing the robot so good I thought i was watching it in slow mo or some shit - wow agg.
i think you should...
dfasdf
BoneShintai (12:11:15 AM): Update Lollerskates?
WHAT!?!?!? UPDATE?!?! I KNOW NOT THIS WORD!!!
Ugh, work was dead today. We did 42 dinners. We doing 10x that during season. It seems everywhere is dead. Oh my. I didn't complain of course. Less work yay. Great update. Die.
WHAT!?!?!? UPDATE?!?! I KNOW NOT THIS WORD!!!
Ugh, work was dead today. We did 42 dinners. We doing 10x that during season. It seems everywhere is dead. Oh my. I didn't complain of course. Less work yay. Great update. Die.
Christmas in the hot zone.
Trying to whist together some topical information is hard these days, as work and the holiday spirit has seemingly consumed us all. To the northerners the holiday means fun and friends; A summer like winter if you will. Since the tourists migrate at those major seasons we [southerners] have no concept of true Christmas. I believe that is impossible, unless we live where Christmas truly exists and that winter is separate from the other seasons.
We seem to forget that no matter how boring Florida gets, it's a paradise and that the other states in the union don't matter. Not New York, not even California. This is the party state; we are stuck in our own modes, separate from the other places of the country. The point is that everyone here is so wrapped up in going somewhere else and leaving their parents in Naples to be somewhere else in the country or world, please leave. Get away from your parents, find an excuse and go. Don't hesitate or you'll return and linger on. Then you will try to repair friendships and end up in a teary goodbye which you won't know will be your last. Come back the following year with your significant others or you fiancés, and experience true change and the actual meaning of. You will also become more mature and handle the imminent danger the world is once you leave. It's essentially a wake up call to decide to see who/what truly matters in life.
We seem to forget that no matter how boring Florida gets, it's a paradise and that the other states in the union don't matter. Not New York, not even California. This is the party state; we are stuck in our own modes, separate from the other places of the country. The point is that everyone here is so wrapped up in going somewhere else and leaving their parents in Naples to be somewhere else in the country or world, please leave. Get away from your parents, find an excuse and go. Don't hesitate or you'll return and linger on. Then you will try to repair friendships and end up in a teary goodbye which you won't know will be your last. Come back the following year with your significant others or you fiancés, and experience true change and the actual meaning of. You will also become more mature and handle the imminent danger the world is once you leave. It's essentially a wake up call to decide to see who/what truly matters in life.
Now This Is Inspired
Fucker.
Hrmm
Well I feel like a bit of an asshole. I haven't spoken to my sister in ages. While it doesn't help that I can never get ahold of her, I should go the extra mile to find a way to contact her. Of course she found a way to contact me, via my lovely website. It is obvious I'm an asshole. This we all know. Unfortunatly I must part with you all now, it's time for me to sleep as I work 10 hours tomorrow. Ta ta. o_O
Out Of Order
Australian politician and Opposition Leader Colin Barnett has demonstrated that - in his mind at least - conservation must play second fiddle to his desire to win votes and news headlines.
Although the great white shark is protected in Australian waters, Mr Barnett has called on white sharks to be killed on sight in Western Australia because they are considered to be a threat to surfers.
Perhaps if Mr Barnett were capable of applying rational thought to the risks Australian surfers actually face he should campaign to have the wearing of waterproof sunblock compulsory: how many surfers develop skin cancer annually?
But would such a campaign make headlines and help Mr Barnett portray himself as a friend of the people and enemy of sharks???Mr Barnett has argued that any shark within 200 metres of a beach is fair game. He does not appear to understand that a great many white sharks cruise inshore - near surfers and swimmers - and very nearly always ignore them.
For the full story follow the link below.
External link: http://www.thewest.com.au/20031031/news/general/tw-news-general-home-sto115026.html
Submitted by sharkbait13 ( sharkbait182.at.hotmail.com )
Although the great white shark is protected in Australian waters, Mr Barnett has called on white sharks to be killed on sight in Western Australia because they are considered to be a threat to surfers.
Perhaps if Mr Barnett were capable of applying rational thought to the risks Australian surfers actually face he should campaign to have the wearing of waterproof sunblock compulsory: how many surfers develop skin cancer annually?
But would such a campaign make headlines and help Mr Barnett portray himself as a friend of the people and enemy of sharks???Mr Barnett has argued that any shark within 200 metres of a beach is fair game. He does not appear to understand that a great many white sharks cruise inshore - near surfers and swimmers - and very nearly always ignore them.
For the full story follow the link below.
External link: http://www.thewest.com.au/20031031/news/general/tw-news-general-home-sto115026.html
Submitted by sharkbait13 ( sharkbait182.at.hotmail.com )
Idiots..
Picture this scenario:
"Sir, we have a problem."
"What is it Bogsly?"
"Iraqi Rebels have captured a tourist plane. They demand Saddam's release."
"Ah shit.."
Picture this scenario instead.
"There's Saddam, capture him!"
*Bang*
"Whoops"
"Oh well."
*BREAKING NEWS: SADDAM HUSSEIN FOUND DEAD IN BUNKER. BAGHDAD STREETS FILL WITH MASS CELEBRATION*
Now, that's a bit better. With Saddam alive he'll be put through 20 years of trials, and probably live a pretty good life away from harm. Terrorists will hijack and hold prisoners until we release Saddam. Which we won't. He's better off dead, but we can't kill him now.
"Sir, we have a problem."
"What is it Bogsly?"
"Iraqi Rebels have captured a tourist plane. They demand Saddam's release."
"Ah shit.."
Picture this scenario instead.
"There's Saddam, capture him!"
*Bang*
"Whoops"
"Oh well."
*BREAKING NEWS: SADDAM HUSSEIN FOUND DEAD IN BUNKER. BAGHDAD STREETS FILL WITH MASS CELEBRATION*
Now, that's a bit better. With Saddam alive he'll be put through 20 years of trials, and probably live a pretty good life away from harm. Terrorists will hijack and hold prisoners until we release Saddam. Which we won't. He's better off dead, but we can't kill him now.
Saddam Insane.
If he is dead then he can be used as a marytr. Since he is alive, he can be brought through a long and arduous task of bring tried for warcrimes and the likes. The thing about the last few days is that they are the only ones who cared about Saddam. Now that can no longer be used as a threat then everyone can get on with their lives. Besides as valuable as Saddam is [we] are never going to give him up, not even to "Iraqi Terrorists".
It's easy for the other side to quickly take such a grand moment such as this, and find a way to make it negative. We came in there to depose Saddam and that is precisely what we have accomplshed well before our intial date for departure. Be happy that he is no longer a threat and all of his remaining years will hopefully be put on public trial as the ultimate humiliation. Even Hitler could not have be brought down like that. He choose the honerable death.. suicide. Hussein was too stupid to do i; he kept thinking that by sacrificing his dwindiling funds that by some grace of Allah his state could regain power. He under-estimated the American resolve, his own people, and the will of the people he once held in a tyrannical grasp.
Today is a victory indeed over all that which the American people have suffered through, and a chance to snub all the naysayers of this war. They are spineless wimps who wanted the American military to fail so that they could sell more newspapers or emmasculate the U.S. because they think the U.S. is evil, sparking a new kind of terrorism on the homefront: the Media.
But, that is enough for one news post.
An addendum: To everyone who called this war in Iraq "another Vietnam" and who actually believed it, we had a real purpose this time, and fuck you for trying to stir up more useless troubles. Go watch The Simple Life.
It's easy for the other side to quickly take such a grand moment such as this, and find a way to make it negative. We came in there to depose Saddam and that is precisely what we have accomplshed well before our intial date for departure. Be happy that he is no longer a threat and all of his remaining years will hopefully be put on public trial as the ultimate humiliation. Even Hitler could not have be brought down like that. He choose the honerable death.. suicide. Hussein was too stupid to do i; he kept thinking that by sacrificing his dwindiling funds that by some grace of Allah his state could regain power. He under-estimated the American resolve, his own people, and the will of the people he once held in a tyrannical grasp.
Today is a victory indeed over all that which the American people have suffered through, and a chance to snub all the naysayers of this war. They are spineless wimps who wanted the American military to fail so that they could sell more newspapers or emmasculate the U.S. because they think the U.S. is evil, sparking a new kind of terrorism on the homefront: the Media.
But, that is enough for one news post.
An addendum: To everyone who called this war in Iraq "another Vietnam" and who actually believed it, we had a real purpose this time, and fuck you for trying to stir up more useless troubles. Go watch The Simple Life.
To read:
Saddam's Capture Read: Not found dead.
Just call me EG
Indeed we wouldn't give up Saddam, and fact is he is more useful to us alive. Buuuut I would of killed him. With a knife. This knife:
Ok, I can't find a picture, but it's a big knife that says OPERATION IRAQI FREEDOM.
Piss off Will.
Ok, I can't find a picture, but it's a big knife that says OPERATION IRAQI FREEDOM.
Piss off Will.
W00t Yo
Lollerskates (that's us,) now has a new feature! Man Sex!
Have fun wasting time losers. You can save your stupid shit for later viewing too.
Have fun wasting time losers. You can save your stupid shit for later viewing too.
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This is a reminder to make a LOTR post
Pfft
I'd just like to go on the record and say that Griefers.net is a really shitty website. The whole design is stolen, and the site operators lack any real intelligence and originality. That's about it.
Merry Christmas
Sorry I'm a day late. And fuck you whoever deleted my post you osama bin laden supporter
Hint:
Rule 1: You delete posts you go bye bye
sometimes people just go too far
I think that's all that need be said.
Indeedily
Christmas was fun. I hope everyone had an adequate festival of Jesus, or a gathering of pomp and alcohol.
As is the annual tradition our family rivals another family in the "Christmas Electric Train Competion" and much celebration was to be had. Enough about me. It was a tie. The Nuclear power plant built by my brother wasn't enough against the "Christmas Time" village on the other side of the train tracks I guess. It looked like another zoning fluke in effort to distance the "normies" from the retarded candy people deemed "Christmasy" in some vague attempt at political correctness. A pox on them.
In other news. Mario Kart Double Dash is perhaps the best console game this year. Although Soul Caliber 2 comes close to rivalship, Mario and the rest of his Nintendo cronies have stolen that grand award. Maybe lollerskates should have some sort of ranking system. I'll play them all if need be. Also another game that is a must have for the 2003/2004 year is Postal 2. Terrific game, it has unneccessary violence, and if that doesn't sell ladies and gentlemen, I don't know what will. Call of Duty is another game that is worth the time of downloading or working so you may purchase it, the only reason one should purchase game(s) is because the developers deserve the money. Otherwise, they deserve to lose the money. I'll elaborate more on that on a much later post.
Consider this Lollerskates filler, because everyone else has shitty one line posts. News is supposed to mean something. Ohh more beer!
Good Night.
As is the annual tradition our family rivals another family in the "Christmas Electric Train Competion" and much celebration was to be had. Enough about me. It was a tie. The Nuclear power plant built by my brother wasn't enough against the "Christmas Time" village on the other side of the train tracks I guess. It looked like another zoning fluke in effort to distance the "normies" from the retarded candy people deemed "Christmasy" in some vague attempt at political correctness. A pox on them.
In other news. Mario Kart Double Dash is perhaps the best console game this year. Although Soul Caliber 2 comes close to rivalship, Mario and the rest of his Nintendo cronies have stolen that grand award. Maybe lollerskates should have some sort of ranking system. I'll play them all if need be. Also another game that is a must have for the 2003/2004 year is Postal 2. Terrific game, it has unneccessary violence, and if that doesn't sell ladies and gentlemen, I don't know what will. Call of Duty is another game that is worth the time of downloading or working so you may purchase it, the only reason one should purchase game(s) is because the developers deserve the money. Otherwise, they deserve to lose the money. I'll elaborate more on that on a much later post.
Consider this Lollerskates filler, because everyone else has shitty one line posts. News is supposed to mean something. Ohh more beer!
Good Night.
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Bang Pang bOW
Paintballing was definatly fun. I'm sure Ken will make some gay comment about how he's so good. I'd like to Paintball more but it's quite an expensive sport. Plus the park is shutting down Jan 31st, but luckily they're relocating.
It's funny when you know something someone else doesn't and you laugh when they talk about something related to it. Of course this is common knowledge to everyone, but it was something I appreciated today. Having the uppe rhand in knowledge. What knowledge it was I cannot say or else I'll get a spanking.
Something else that's funny. Everyone outside of my little life circle seems miserable. People in my circle include: Me, My Mum, My Girlfriend, My Nan, Mums friend Darron and his son, Emon and his Mum, Will Shorts, and some others. Well, it's not funny, but still. Well I suppose that's it.
January 2004
I haven't been so depressed in my life.
Sunday -
I tried out for a pro paintball team and I didn't make it. They would take 5 of the people trying out and put them against top teams legacy, miami effect and la ironmen. We would get dominated every game but I thought I was doing well becaue I would be the only one making my bunkers and shooting people. I couldn't do shit because my team are composed of rookie assholes who cant shoot someone running at me coming to bunker me.
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I tried out for a pro paintball team and I didn't make it. They would take 5 of the people trying out and put them against top teams legacy, miami effect and la ironmen. We would get dominated every game but I thought I was doing well becaue I would be the only one making my bunkers and shooting people. I couldn't do shit because my team are composed of rookie assholes who cant shoot someone running at me coming to bunker me.
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So what's the story with this Amnesty For Illegal Immigrants deal that Bush is pushing? I'd like to have more info but I'm too lazy. If it's only for Mexicans then he can go fuck himself. We don't need a shit load of assholes coming around, and he's going to get re elected anyway. (If it affects me I love you Busg, *smooches*)
Eh, it would be nice. Our green card troubles are just so frustrating. Damn youuu
Eh, it would be nice. Our green card troubles are just so frustrating. Damn youuu
Whats up pussy cat?
Played some games recently. Crimson Skies 2: Road to Revenge. It's a nice game with an old school feel to it. It's got a nice physics engine and customizable planes. You could make the terror of the skies or the suckiest of the suck. I've seen some of the single player action and am for the most part impressed although I have yet to test the storyline myself. From what I have been told and partly seen you shoot down huge zepplins, have sex with slutty pirate chicks. Play air pirate, steal, destroy, and fly in beautiful aero-acrobatic stunts which are death defying even from the simplistic controls. Simply put if you arent maneuvering your way out of one fire fight (assuming you are playing with more than 2 people) you could quite possibly find yourself dancing like a plastic bag caught in an updraft only to wind up engaging in another adrenaline pumping dogfight. There is only one downside to dogfighting. The air-breaks I found it easier to find an enemy then stop your plane in middair and unleash an unholy torrent of weapon/secondary weapon action until there is nothing left but wreckage and firmament.
Up next is quite possibly the most realistic WW!2 game on the market, and is also an incredibly exciting mutliplayer/lan game. I will now focuse mainly on the overal gameplay rather than spend hours spinning tales of my first hand experiences and multiple kills. Unlike Battlefielf 1942 you are placed alongside the team instead of in front. And your team mates can and will die en mass. You have to kill nazis and complete missions be they protecting some french bridge from an onslaught of the nazis, or sitting shotgun in a french car hanging out the window with your thompson looking for trouble.
While mortars are rainging down form the heavens and tiger tanks rolling out of the foliage and map boundries, there is a bit of the old American military humor seen on your favortie World War 2 movies. Bringing to light not only the hardhsips but the colors as well. Multiplayer has a few interesting ideas for games. There is a counterstrike knockoff which is .. just like counterstrike but with more or less a WW2 feel ( I don't know if there is/was a WW2 mod for CTS). There is Behind Enemy Lines in which a certain small number of the players are americans(Allieds) and they must stay alive whilst being hunted by every other player. To make it much easier for both sides to find the action, the opposing team (Axis) have a sort of a locator indicated as a question mark on the minimap portion of the heads up display. Of course there is always Deathmatch and Team Deathmatch both of which are equally good in their own classic respects.
There must be some magic glue..
inside these gentle walls.
'cause all I see something 'dreams'
Real love bursting out of every seam......
Up next is quite possibly the most realistic WW!2 game on the market, and is also an incredibly exciting mutliplayer/lan game. I will now focuse mainly on the overal gameplay rather than spend hours spinning tales of my first hand experiences and multiple kills. Unlike Battlefielf 1942 you are placed alongside the team instead of in front. And your team mates can and will die en mass. You have to kill nazis and complete missions be they protecting some french bridge from an onslaught of the nazis, or sitting shotgun in a french car hanging out the window with your thompson looking for trouble.
While mortars are rainging down form the heavens and tiger tanks rolling out of the foliage and map boundries, there is a bit of the old American military humor seen on your favortie World War 2 movies. Bringing to light not only the hardhsips but the colors as well. Multiplayer has a few interesting ideas for games. There is a counterstrike knockoff which is .. just like counterstrike but with more or less a WW2 feel ( I don't know if there is/was a WW2 mod for CTS). There is Behind Enemy Lines in which a certain small number of the players are americans(Allieds) and they must stay alive whilst being hunted by every other player. To make it much easier for both sides to find the action, the opposing team (Axis) have a sort of a locator indicated as a question mark on the minimap portion of the heads up display. Of course there is always Deathmatch and Team Deathmatch both of which are equally good in their own classic respects.
There must be some magic glue..
inside these gentle walls.
'cause all I see something 'dreams'
Real love bursting out of every seam......
Decaf is for pussies!!!!!!!!
I had some of my moms super souped up bio-transformed coffee yesterday morning and im HOOKED. WAWHAJDHAJKWHDKJAHWD HWAJKDHJKASHDJASHDJKDA
After a cup of it I was flipping out the whole day and didnt even fall asleep in my classes for the first time in like 2 years. I have now concluded that coffee owns all and if you drink decaf your a damn pussy. I used to be drinking that instant shit but mom shit > instant shit. Also Mormons suck as well because its against their religion to drink coffee.
WAHHAHHWHDAHWDAHW!!!!!
After a cup of it I was flipping out the whole day and didnt even fall asleep in my classes for the first time in like 2 years. I have now concluded that coffee owns all and if you drink decaf your a damn pussy. I used to be drinking that instant shit but mom shit > instant shit. Also Mormons suck as well because its against their religion to drink coffee.
WAHHAHHWHDAHWDAHW!!!!!
What a waste of money
http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/space/01/16/hubble.telescope.ap/index.html
Bush is cutting off funds for the Hubble Telescope so he can try to get on Mars instead. Billions of dollars were spent on the telescope just to see it get pushed away. Gj, let it rot in space I can use the billion dollars if u idiots want to spend it on me.
Bush is cutting off funds for the Hubble Telescope so he can try to get on Mars instead. Billions of dollars were spent on the telescope just to see it get pushed away. Gj, let it rot in space I can use the billion dollars if u idiots want to spend it on me.
Jebus
What the fuck is up with those gay assed car commercials. Nobody acts like that in real life, and eve less people buy cars solely on the commercial nowadays. It's like the same people who buy Fitness Made Simple based on the spokeman: John. I realize visual effects play a major role in marketing erstwise it wouldnt be as successful. But, the demographic needs to be changed from aiming the cars at idealisic morons, to just showing the people the car and what specs it has. They would save so much money and focuse on the car rather than focusing on how they can market it.
I may not be a automobile fanatic but between the annoying used car dealership commercials and the nut busting muscle cars portrayed in magazines and movies. The american demographic is changing and the technology industry is booming, now is the time to embrace the technology being allowed in cars to make the more efficient and worth driving for the name and not just the looks.
It mat just be me but when transportation is involved saving time/money is sexier than a supermodel.. well not really. But, I would still prefer the former.
I may not be a automobile fanatic but between the annoying used car dealership commercials and the nut busting muscle cars portrayed in magazines and movies. The american demographic is changing and the technology industry is booming, now is the time to embrace the technology being allowed in cars to make the more efficient and worth driving for the name and not just the looks.
It mat just be me but when transportation is involved saving time/money is sexier than a supermodel.. well not really. But, I would still prefer the former.
What's the problem?
Everyday I get bollocked 'cos some dumb ass says 'hey why do you like sharks? they should be sent for dog food...' blah de blah. So i tell them where to go and some arse-faced teacher comes along and tells me to 'respect the natural verbal environment'! What is the big deal? So i like sharks and want to slaughter dolphins. It's not THAT bizzare...
Submitted by sharkbait13 ( sharkbait182.at.hotmail.com )
Oh sis, you are silly.
Submitted by sharkbait13 ( sharkbait182.at.hotmail.com )
Oh sis, you are silly.
so Elliot went to the Fresh Market today
...and I didn't say hi to him. Why? First, I had nothing to say other than "hey Limey, how's Lollerskates.org?", and I know the answer to that. Frankly, it's not doing to well, because I haven't posted here. And that leads us back to the Fresh Market. Why, you ask? Well, if you asked why, you'd probably come up with the answer "because you work there, ass." And if you didn't, you're wrong, because I do work there. I work there four days a week, since about three weeks ago (which would explain the lack of posting), and you know what? I made four hundred and fucking fifty dollars packing meat all day. Yes, that joke has been worn out so badly I won't repeat it. Basically I stand around with a green hat and a white coat, saying "hi what can i get for you today" or something to that effect, and then fucking up people's orders because there's a goddamn case across the way that has everything that everyone always orders, except things they can't get there. So yes, a lot of the people that shop there I hate, except a few Englishmen here and there. And I hate anyone that buys Maryland Crab Cakes. There's so much more that I could bitch about but this ends here
Yo Ho Yo HO
Did you know that cat flea powder gets rid of public crabs or lice? I hope you all remember that, it can come in handy in the future.
Now, we did 208 dinners tonight, quite a bit during this time of year and for a restaurant of our size. Most people eating didn't have to wait long. I, however, had to wait for 20 minutes to wait for someone to open a cabinet for me to buy a watch at K Mart. They were all sitting there (4 of the fuckers, 2 managers,) talking watching me waiting and waiting. Argh.
Moving on. It's pointless for anyone else to run for President, because obviously Bush is going to be re elected. Even if I didn't like him I would still say keep him on because he knows what he's doing as of now. I just wish he would hurry up with that amnesty for aliens deal. Unless it only applies to Mexicans. If that's the case he can go fuck himself. If he's going to do that why doesn't he just try to make Mexico a state.
Christ almighty what a compilation of shite.
Now, we did 208 dinners tonight, quite a bit during this time of year and for a restaurant of our size. Most people eating didn't have to wait long. I, however, had to wait for 20 minutes to wait for someone to open a cabinet for me to buy a watch at K Mart. They were all sitting there (4 of the fuckers, 2 managers,) talking watching me waiting and waiting. Argh.
Moving on. It's pointless for anyone else to run for President, because obviously Bush is going to be re elected. Even if I didn't like him I would still say keep him on because he knows what he's doing as of now. I just wish he would hurry up with that amnesty for aliens deal. Unless it only applies to Mexicans. If that's the case he can go fuck himself. If he's going to do that why doesn't he just try to make Mexico a state.
Christ almighty what a compilation of shite.
Go see The Butterfly Effect
The storyline and plot of this movie kicks serious ass. I have to give a thumbs up to Ashton Kutcher for playing a dramatic role after all of the comedy he is used to doing. He played the role well. The best part in the movie is when Ashton stabs some guy right in the dick when hes in prison. I want to go see this movie again, Im giving it a 9 out of 10 because of the awesome storyline.
I am a man of regard.
re·gard
v. re·gard·ed, re·gard·ing, re·gards
[Middle English regarden, from Old French regarder : re-, re- + guarder, to guard (of Germanic origin. See guard).]
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New Look
Lollerskates now has a new look, and I've also added Galleries for everyones use. Have fun with them. Also, if you want an ftp account I can give you one for image/whatever hosting. I've got 3 hours until I have to go to work. What a week it's been. It's actually been really funny. People really do surprise me, but I'm honestly not too surprised. Should of seen it coming, and I suppose I had it coming. Don't ask. Until next time.
Filler so my gay icon doesn't overlap. No coding to stop it I'm afraid. Tralala
Filler so my gay icon doesn't overlap. No coding to stop it I'm afraid. Tralala
A coolass photo manipulation
http://www.ringinsider.com/xml/ken1.jpg
This is a picture I made in photoshop where I took a pic of myself, feathers, my kitchen floor, and my paintball mask and I threw them together and made this photo manipulation. This is the first one I've done so I'm pretty happy with the results. I think Im going to make more :}}
This is a picture I made in photoshop where I took a pic of myself, feathers, my kitchen floor, and my paintball mask and I threw them together and made this photo manipulation. This is the first one I've done so I'm pretty happy with the results. I think Im going to make more :}}
February 2004
This just in.....
Elliot is a penis biter.
And more Filler.
And more Filler.
YourCreation
YourCreation is now go!
Image Galleries are fun. Don't forget to tell your friends kids.
Image Galleries are fun. Don't forget to tell your friends kids.
joke
Q:what do you call a dog with no legs?
A: doesnt matter. he wont come anyway!
Q:what has 100 balls and screws old ladies?
A:bingo!
Q:what goes 'clop, clop, clop' 'bang bang' 'clop clop clop'
A:an amish-drive by shooting!
Submitted by Your Dad ( stefankneba.at.hotmail.com )
ZING
A: doesnt matter. he wont come anyway!
Q:what has 100 balls and screws old ladies?
A:bingo!
Q:what goes 'clop, clop, clop' 'bang bang' 'clop clop clop'
A:an amish-drive by shooting!
Submitted by Your Dad ( stefankneba.at.hotmail.com )
ZING
Super BOWL 38!!
Why is Elliot's bitching on par with more flash and zany pictures? Doesn't that do Flash a huge injustice to compare it to Emo Elliot and his not-so-hilarious capers? Just wondering.
So a bit more on the updates: I'm sure by now everyone has seen the infamous Janet Jackson boob shot. How old is she anyway? You know the moment when J.T. (Justin Timberlake) "ripped" Janets outfit in an "unrehearsed" way. Ms. Jackson's reaction was oviously one of decit to the crowd as she was trying to pull a Madonna and stir up the crowd with some controversy by pulling off some tasteless act at a live event. Albeit the Superbowl is bigger and better than anything MTV can come up with, the acts performed at such venues (which is almost as idiotic as Sinead tearing up the picture of the Pope) show only how far people will sink to regain rapidly wanning populatrity. Even though it was a nice tit.
Speaking of Superbowl antics here's a riddle: What does Pepsi and Truth have in common? Their ability to take advantage of volatile situations i.e. controversy and lie to the demographic they are pandering to in effort to force a profit. An example of such is the apparent "alliance" of kids who steal music (we all do it, it's still stealing) and a popular soft drink company, with their giving 1 million free songs(1 on a winning bottle cap). Whereas not every cap is guaranteed a winner, any idiot who passed his economics class with a C or better (I got a B on the final) can see that pepsi will net a nice profit to overshadow any moral implications of the heinous marketing act.
Because I leave the t.v. during the commercial break of any show as I am trained to do (thank you UPN and Comedy Central) I did not really notice any other commercial that could possibly qualify as a superbowl commercial, in lamens terms they all pretty much sucked. Apparently the 4 main sponsers (AOL, Budweiser, Pepsi, and [Half]Truth) cared more for quality than quantity duing the MOST WATCHED EVENT ON TV, allowing great ideas fail under poor direction and what I can only assume as mismanaged funds.
Side note: AOL's "Top Speed Technology" commercials were the best ones unfortunately, and I only say that because the style is hackneyed and unoriginal, I guess this proves that the gaming industry is the forerunner in good entertainment. Sorry MTV, you suck a large cock
That's about it.
So a bit more on the updates: I'm sure by now everyone has seen the infamous Janet Jackson boob shot. How old is she anyway? You know the moment when J.T. (Justin Timberlake) "ripped" Janets outfit in an "unrehearsed" way. Ms. Jackson's reaction was oviously one of decit to the crowd as she was trying to pull a Madonna and stir up the crowd with some controversy by pulling off some tasteless act at a live event. Albeit the Superbowl is bigger and better than anything MTV can come up with, the acts performed at such venues (which is almost as idiotic as Sinead tearing up the picture of the Pope) show only how far people will sink to regain rapidly wanning populatrity. Even though it was a nice tit.
Speaking of Superbowl antics here's a riddle: What does Pepsi and Truth have in common? Their ability to take advantage of volatile situations i.e. controversy and lie to the demographic they are pandering to in effort to force a profit. An example of such is the apparent "alliance" of kids who steal music (we all do it, it's still stealing) and a popular soft drink company, with their giving 1 million free songs(1 on a winning bottle cap). Whereas not every cap is guaranteed a winner, any idiot who passed his economics class with a C or better (I got a B on the final) can see that pepsi will net a nice profit to overshadow any moral implications of the heinous marketing act.
Because I leave the t.v. during the commercial break of any show as I am trained to do (thank you UPN and Comedy Central) I did not really notice any other commercial that could possibly qualify as a superbowl commercial, in lamens terms they all pretty much sucked. Apparently the 4 main sponsers (AOL, Budweiser, Pepsi, and [Half]Truth) cared more for quality than quantity duing the MOST WATCHED EVENT ON TV, allowing great ideas fail under poor direction and what I can only assume as mismanaged funds.
Side note: AOL's "Top Speed Technology" commercials were the best ones unfortunately, and I only say that because the style is hackneyed and unoriginal, I guess this proves that the gaming industry is the forerunner in good entertainment. Sorry MTV, you suck a large cock
That's about it.
No One Cares About The Superbowl
No one cares about Janet Jacksons nipple either. Well actually they do, which is sad. Fact is when Will spews shit I have to counterpoint it. Personally I like the whole idea of Truth. Fact is kiddies, smoking is bad (yes, that's right, bad) for you. Inhaling smoke into your lungs = bad. Of course, common sense avades most people. The AOL Top Speed shit is stupid too, considering that they don't offer high speed services. LET'S PAY EXTRA MONEY SO AOL CAN STEAL OUR CABLE BANDWIDTH AND CLOG OUR PC WITH SPYWARE. That's right, all capitals baby. If I want chatting, I use instant messenger, a FREE service. My ISP and websites provide me with email, and IE lets me browse. Why would I spend more money a month to use more shitty software. Wonder why you get so much spam mail? Think AOL is selling your email address? Probably. THeir profits are going down and they're losing business to high speed companies such as Comcast, so I wouldn't put it past them.
Another thing that bothers me is bad drivers. Now I personally don't have a drivers liscense. This doesn't mean I don't drive, because I do. But we won't tell anyone that will we. I also see bad drivers when I ride my bike from Naples Park to Neopolitan Way every morning. What really pissed me off is when my Mum pointed at a bunch of flowers on the side of the road. Apparantly some old woman had pulled into the middle of 41 (probably in a Cadillac tank,) and forced a man to swerve out of the way. This man was young, and he had his even younger daughter in the car. Their car rolled and hit a lamp post. They both died. The wife/mother is a nervous wreck. All I ask for in this world is a little competance and consideration people. Is it too hard for you to grasp? Maybe it is. Oh well, we can all hope.
Another thing that bothers me is bad drivers. Now I personally don't have a drivers liscense. This doesn't mean I don't drive, because I do. But we won't tell anyone that will we. I also see bad drivers when I ride my bike from Naples Park to Neopolitan Way every morning. What really pissed me off is when my Mum pointed at a bunch of flowers on the side of the road. Apparantly some old woman had pulled into the middle of 41 (probably in a Cadillac tank,) and forced a man to swerve out of the way. This man was young, and he had his even younger daughter in the car. Their car rolled and hit a lamp post. They both died. The wife/mother is a nervous wreck. All I ask for in this world is a little competance and consideration people. Is it too hard for you to grasp? Maybe it is. Oh well, we can all hope.
And to point out...
I never said smoking wasn't bad. It is, everyone knows it is, even people who smoke. Truth assumes the position of the protector of mankind against an "evil" business. The TRUTH is that Tobbacco Company sells a product which people buy because they enjoy using it. There are warnings everywhere saying it may cause cancer and 'don't smoke if you are pregnant’. And they take heed those warnings whenever a consumer buys the package. They have the right to smoke cigarettes and not get hassled because of their choice. Yes it's a choice to smoke, regardless of what you may have been told about the “dangers" of nicotine being addictive and "horror" stories of people being unable to quit smoking because they are and so the cigarette company is to blame for all the evil and malcontent in this world. There are products which you can buy at local stores that will help you to stop smoking IF you have a problem with quitting. They work; that is why they are still around.
And if that doesn't help send an email to the tobacco company asking for help or go see your shrink to see if you have any deeper problems. The fact is people who smoke want to smoke because they enjoy it. It is dirty and it does stink but hey, people enjoy it.
Speaking of people enjoying things, how about money? The tobacco companies help move the economy (even more so because of those damn lawsuits) and not just the US economy but the world wide economy, and think of how many people are employed by this big business. What would happen if truth were to succeed: massive unemployment and chairmen forced into another Enron position because they are forced into a position where that looks like the only alternative.
Now the next topic on the list is death and cancer. Everything nowadays puts you at risk for some cancer, the sun for instance, if you stay in the sun too long because you want to get tan (kind of like an addiction, but not overtly physical) and after years and years you develop skin cancer. Do you sue the sun? Of course not, you moron, It's your own damn fault you got skin cancer; or your body's for being weak and susceptible.
Truth makes it out to believe that tobacco gives you cancer or kills you instantly, or more recently (using kids as a marketing tool for forcing sympathy is pandering and everyone is guilty) it kills kids with second hand smoke. Which is in fact false, not everyone dies or gets cancer, in fact if you are a democrat you would like the percentages. If you are a republican then you prefer the actual numbers so you can get a better idea of what is going on. The risk does increase for cancer, there is no denying that. The risk for death also increases.. Especially with age and fast food. Some people don't want to live until they are old, and Fuck Truth for assuming that. Some will die in wars, some will die in accidents or murders, and some will go out having fun until the very end I say let them. They won't listen anyways, and the only reason Truth keeps getting more money is because of dumb fucks who think that they are doing humanity some sort of service. And who also believe that since they choose to not smoke it is their personal mission to make everyone believe what they believe. Those, ladies and gentlemen, are the same people who have no faith in humanity because you [the smoker or the supporter] made the wrong choice and therefore are considered an enemy to Truth... and that is the segway into extremists.
In conclusion, fuck people who sue the tobacco companies because they received cancer or have become "addicted" and found the easy way out. Let me reiterate: It is your [u]own[/] fault.
And if that doesn't help send an email to the tobacco company asking for help or go see your shrink to see if you have any deeper problems. The fact is people who smoke want to smoke because they enjoy it. It is dirty and it does stink but hey, people enjoy it.
Speaking of people enjoying things, how about money? The tobacco companies help move the economy (even more so because of those damn lawsuits) and not just the US economy but the world wide economy, and think of how many people are employed by this big business. What would happen if truth were to succeed: massive unemployment and chairmen forced into another Enron position because they are forced into a position where that looks like the only alternative.
Now the next topic on the list is death and cancer. Everything nowadays puts you at risk for some cancer, the sun for instance, if you stay in the sun too long because you want to get tan (kind of like an addiction, but not overtly physical) and after years and years you develop skin cancer. Do you sue the sun? Of course not, you moron, It's your own damn fault you got skin cancer; or your body's for being weak and susceptible.
Truth makes it out to believe that tobacco gives you cancer or kills you instantly, or more recently (using kids as a marketing tool for forcing sympathy is pandering and everyone is guilty) it kills kids with second hand smoke. Which is in fact false, not everyone dies or gets cancer, in fact if you are a democrat you would like the percentages. If you are a republican then you prefer the actual numbers so you can get a better idea of what is going on. The risk does increase for cancer, there is no denying that. The risk for death also increases.. Especially with age and fast food. Some people don't want to live until they are old, and Fuck Truth for assuming that. Some will die in wars, some will die in accidents or murders, and some will go out having fun until the very end I say let them. They won't listen anyways, and the only reason Truth keeps getting more money is because of dumb fucks who think that they are doing humanity some sort of service. And who also believe that since they choose to not smoke it is their personal mission to make everyone believe what they believe. Those, ladies and gentlemen, are the same people who have no faith in humanity because you [the smoker or the supporter] made the wrong choice and therefore are considered an enemy to Truth... and that is the segway into extremists.
In conclusion, fuck people who sue the tobacco companies because they received cancer or have become "addicted" and found the easy way out. Let me reiterate: It is your [u]own[/] fault.
Hah
Well now we all know where Wills opinions lie. I'm sure we'll learn some more later.
Moving on.
Tonight I rented 2 movies:
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
The Order
Numerous sources have said that The League was a horrible movie. Well, for action it was decent. Storyline? Well...what can I say. It was a movie. It wasn't a great movie. It wasn't a terrible movie (maybe a little better than terrible.) Hollywood has a way of distracting you from bad storylines with fancy effects. But that's ok, I like bright lights. I also like to cover my eyes and think for a little bit. What did I think? Interesting at best. I gave this movie a shot because it has Sean Connery and Vampires in it. Can't go wrong with Vampires. Or the Scottish. More to come when The Order is over.
UPDATE: I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT THE ORDER. IT WAS HORRIBLE. HORRIBLE I SAY!
Moving on.
Tonight I rented 2 movies:
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
The Order
Numerous sources have said that The League was a horrible movie. Well, for action it was decent. Storyline? Well...what can I say. It was a movie. It wasn't a great movie. It wasn't a terrible movie (maybe a little better than terrible.) Hollywood has a way of distracting you from bad storylines with fancy effects. But that's ok, I like bright lights. I also like to cover my eyes and think for a little bit. What did I think? Interesting at best. I gave this movie a shot because it has Sean Connery and Vampires in it. Can't go wrong with Vampires. Or the Scottish. More to come when The Order is over.
UPDATE: I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT THE ORDER. IT WAS HORRIBLE. HORRIBLE I SAY!
Advertisement Sucks
Quiznos, who make damn good subs, have sunk to a low. Their newest ad is a total ripoff of the MTV/Vh1 (I forget which) cats with the funky eyes and teeth and zooming in and out. The catch is that they used hampsters instead of cats. I suppose we can forgive them, even for distasteful advertising.
MEOW MEOW
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Back On Task
While we're on the subject of Truth, let me talk a little bit more about it. Here's something I grabbed from the Truth website:
While Truth does mass advertise, it in no way tells you what you should and should not do. While they hint at the fact that smoking is bad (obviously,) and that Tabacco companies are evil. Yes, it's true that there are warning labels on the products that they sell. However, they don't list ingredients. What happened to good old tabacco? American cigarettes have very little tabacco and a lot more chemicals. Yes, smoking is the choice of the smoker. No one forces them to do it. They are also misinformed, but that's ok. I don't really care.
Another point brought up is that if Truth acchieved its "goal," (assumed to be the shut down of all cigarette companies,) then millions will be out of work. Including the members of Truth. Who do you think pays for Truth? Cigarette companies. Fact is, cigarette companies go out of business. Do you know the Mayor of Naples gets paid $20,000 a year? Wonder where he gets his money? "Hey, forget about this zoning rule and you'll get a nice big check." Cha ching, pay day. Same thing with Government officials. They make big bucks off of Cigarette companies, and mucho tax money too.
From a Doctors Guide article:
There's you proof that second hand smoke is bad. Younger bodies are also more susceptible
Here's an article on the effects of second hand smoke on children: http://www.smoke-free.ca/Second-Hand-Smoke/health_kids.htm
I think I'll now leave this subject alone, as it's old and stupid.
WHAT WE CAN CONCLUDE:
CIGARETTES/SMOKING = BAD
TABACCO COMPANIES = MAKING LOTS OF MONEY
TRUTH MEMBERS = DON'T LIKE TABACCO COMPANIES
SMOKING = CHOICE
I should of thought of that earlier instead of writing a post.
Truth has one mission: spread information about the tobacco companies and their deadly, addictive products so people can make decisions about smoking
While Truth does mass advertise, it in no way tells you what you should and should not do. While they hint at the fact that smoking is bad (obviously,) and that Tabacco companies are evil. Yes, it's true that there are warning labels on the products that they sell. However, they don't list ingredients. What happened to good old tabacco? American cigarettes have very little tabacco and a lot more chemicals. Yes, smoking is the choice of the smoker. No one forces them to do it. They are also misinformed, but that's ok. I don't really care.
Another point brought up is that if Truth acchieved its "goal," (assumed to be the shut down of all cigarette companies,) then millions will be out of work. Including the members of Truth. Who do you think pays for Truth? Cigarette companies. Fact is, cigarette companies go out of business. Do you know the Mayor of Naples gets paid $20,000 a year? Wonder where he gets his money? "Hey, forget about this zoning rule and you'll get a nice big check." Cha ching, pay day. Same thing with Government officials. They make big bucks off of Cigarette companies, and mucho tax money too.
From a Doctors Guide article:
DALLAS -- May 21, 1997 -- Constant exposure to second-hand smoke -- in the workplace or at home -- nearly doubles the risk of having a heart attack, a landmark study of more than 32,000 women suggests. Results of the research appear in yesterday’s (May 20) American Heart Association journal Circulation
There's you proof that second hand smoke is bad. Younger bodies are also more susceptible
Here's an article on the effects of second hand smoke on children: http://www.smoke-free.ca/Second-Hand-Smoke/health_kids.htm
I think I'll now leave this subject alone, as it's old and stupid.
WHAT WE CAN CONCLUDE:
CIGARETTES/SMOKING = BAD
TABACCO COMPANIES = MAKING LOTS OF MONEY
TRUTH MEMBERS = DON'T LIKE TABACCO COMPANIES
SMOKING = CHOICE
I should of thought of that earlier instead of writing a post.
Lizast and best. And you really need to stick to the topic. Instead of spouting off random references.
Name a few cigarette companies that have gone out of business. " Truth has one mission: spread information about the tobacco companies and their deadly, addictive products so people can make decisions about smoking" Well obviously, that means their goal is to make people stop smoking because it is "bad", because they have a reason for the spread of information, and it's not just out of the kindness of the hearts. Another thing is of course cigarette companies give them money, because they save on taxes every year after all the shit they have to go through due to people suing them because it is their fault.
"Do you know the Mayor of Naples gets paid $20,000 a year?" What does that have to do with anything? He gets paid through the taxes, the reason he doesn't need to get paid more is because he has/had a financially successful career. The mayor is fucking Bill Barnett. As for you zoning quip, you assumed because it is the opposite of what you believe that immediately warrants him being paid off by the wealthier citizens. Whereas that may not be completely false (I have enough faith that he didn't get paid off because he has more sense than that), in all democracy and fairness the proposition was up for people to vote and they did vote. The reason it was even up there was for big business to move into Naples, to help stabilize the new problems arising in the future. Because it is Naples we will have the beautification rules and such that will keep it from becoming a Ft. Lauderdale, and now that our Police is very over funded it will help drastically on the crime that will inevitably follow this influx of people/money. Big business is good. It provides jobs for people and that means that they will have more money to put into the local economy, which is good.
The other reason it was up on the voting block was because the people who proposed it had their own plan. That just makes me sick, when people expect their ideas to be heard, and when one comes up the promises more money and more business it gets shot down by people like you. If it really is bad as you say it is then it will be shut down by the people. Believe it or not some people wanted to give it a chance. But, this is a democracy and majority has to rule otherwise it would not be beneficial for this town.
And my last point (I never said second hand smoke wasn’t bad, I said it wasn't as bad) if you are going to preach about tolerance and the likes then change your point, make sure you know exactly what you are talking about and everyone that is involved otherwise you deserve to be counter pointed and you will most likely end up recanting facts that have little to nothing to do with the argument.
Boom!
"Do you know the Mayor of Naples gets paid $20,000 a year?" What does that have to do with anything? He gets paid through the taxes, the reason he doesn't need to get paid more is because he has/had a financially successful career. The mayor is fucking Bill Barnett. As for you zoning quip, you assumed because it is the opposite of what you believe that immediately warrants him being paid off by the wealthier citizens. Whereas that may not be completely false (I have enough faith that he didn't get paid off because he has more sense than that), in all democracy and fairness the proposition was up for people to vote and they did vote. The reason it was even up there was for big business to move into Naples, to help stabilize the new problems arising in the future. Because it is Naples we will have the beautification rules and such that will keep it from becoming a Ft. Lauderdale, and now that our Police is very over funded it will help drastically on the crime that will inevitably follow this influx of people/money. Big business is good. It provides jobs for people and that means that they will have more money to put into the local economy, which is good.
The other reason it was up on the voting block was because the people who proposed it had their own plan. That just makes me sick, when people expect their ideas to be heard, and when one comes up the promises more money and more business it gets shot down by people like you. If it really is bad as you say it is then it will be shut down by the people. Believe it or not some people wanted to give it a chance. But, this is a democracy and majority has to rule otherwise it would not be beneficial for this town.
And my last point (I never said second hand smoke wasn’t bad, I said it wasn't as bad) if you are going to preach about tolerance and the likes then change your point, make sure you know exactly what you are talking about and everyone that is involved otherwise you deserve to be counter pointed and you will most likely end up recanting facts that have little to nothing to do with the argument.
Boom!
Nipplessss
She was paid off by the big businesses to expose her nipple ring in order to spark a new craze, which in turn gives jobs to thousands. Unfortunatly a league of Piercing Parlors are going on a mission to expose the truth about the dangers of the materials used to make the rings. Bring back good old piercings they say.
(not)
Today I fed the ducks. Observe:
Quack Quack.
Hey bitch
You want to go see 21 Grams/Big Fish?
Just a reminder..
If you are ever involved in an autmobile accident..
• The California Department of Consumers Affairs, Bureau of Automotive Repair, published a study in January 2003, stating that: "4 out of the 5 non-OEM aftermarket crash parts were inferior to the Original Equipment Manufacturer (OEM) Parts installed on the vehicle."
• You have the right to insist that your vehicle be repaired using OEM parts, a.k.a.: Dodge Collision Repair Parts by Mopar (My car company, replace with yours)
• You also have the right to decide where your vehicle is repaired
Source: www.dodge.com (They sent it to me via squeemail).
• The California Department of Consumers Affairs, Bureau of Automotive Repair, published a study in January 2003, stating that: "4 out of the 5 non-OEM aftermarket crash parts were inferior to the Original Equipment Manufacturer (OEM) Parts installed on the vehicle."
• You have the right to insist that your vehicle be repaired using OEM parts, a.k.a.: Dodge Collision Repair Parts by Mopar (My car company, replace with yours)
• You also have the right to decide where your vehicle is repaired
Source: www.dodge.com (They sent it to me via squeemail).
The letter M.
There is no shoutcast tonight!! Muwhahaah!
Scratching.
Scratching.
Wee
How to fix the gay AIM virus (which I didn't get baha.)
Control Panel -> Add/Remove Programs -> Remove Buddylinks
Should fix it.
Control Panel -> Add/Remove Programs -> Remove Buddylinks
Should fix it.
Let it be known.
Let me say it here first on .. lollerskates in Sunny Ca. That the problem plaguing mankind for many a generation has finally be solved. And what problem is this? World Peace? End world hunger (Which is silly because planets do not need food therefore it cannot be hungry) Or perhaps will voters ever regain confidence in a once wonderful system for electing their officals? Nay, these problems are mere shadows of the biggest one of them all: How can we put monkeys in a game that is fun yet challenging to play? Well folks the answer has finally arrived. That's right. Solved ladies and gentlemen.
Albeit a roms sites sans porn, www.FreeRoms.com has undoubtedly found a way to survive the burst dot com bubble and falling tech stocks(which are now rising) so that all may enjoy. Sending a harsh message to the unbelievers that the future indeed cometh.
Albeit a roms sites sans porn, www.FreeRoms.com has undoubtedly found a way to survive the burst dot com bubble and falling tech stocks(which are now rising) so that all may enjoy. Sending a harsh message to the unbelievers that the future indeed cometh.
Paintball is hard.
On saturday and sunday my paintball are going to be scrimmaging against the #1 paintball team in the world, Dynasty, for practice for our upcoming tournament in 3 weeks. I can't wait to get raped, considering we are only Amateurs.
LET THE RAPAGE BEGIN YAYYY
LET THE RAPAGE BEGIN YAYYY
Harr Harr
Now I make it a point never to hit on women who come into the place I work. This is mostly in place due to the fact that most of the women who come into the place I work are over 60. However, one does find a good looking young un coming in every now and then. Last nights happened to be one of those nights. This girl was gorgeous. Mmmm. She also looked like she was 14. Oh well, too young for me. A co worker Shaun (the bosses son,) is 15 and also noticed the same girl. So I says to Shaun that the best way to go about a situation like this is simple. Write your name and number on a piece of paper and just hand it to her while you ask her what her name is. The cheeky bastard actually did it too. He tells me not to tell him if she leaves the number on the table. Did I mention I'm a busser in a local restaurant? Yes, well she didn't leave the number on the table. As I'm cleaning up the shit storm that is Valentines confetti and other shit he calls the restaurant and I pick up the phone. Shaun proceeds to tell me that she called, so I say way to go. He then goes on to tell me that she's 18, lives in Conneticut, is leaving Tuesday, and wants to see him Monday. Fuck you Shaun, FUCK YOU! Damnit. What made it worst was the fact that I had over an hour of work ahead of me. No, I didn't complain. I ended up making $75 in tips that night. And I'm a busser. I was a happy boy.
That has the night covered. Let me tell you about the morning. I woke up Valentines morning cold with a dry mouth. What did I do when I woke up? I did what any self respecting lonely lazy guy would do. I went back to sleep. Back to a nice sleep, full of dreams of success and wealth. Some day I told myself. Moving on. The fucking Lovebirds escaped this morning. I didn't really mind because they're evil flesh eating motherfuckers. It did however upset my mother because she loves them so. She was cleaning out their cage and had taken the bottom tray out and they managed to slip through a tiny little hole out to freedom. At this point in time we have one recovered. Little fuckers. I had taken a picture of them sitting in the palm tree out front taunting me with their newfound freedom. I laughed as I watched a Hawk circling above our street high ont he thermals. Maybe Dooby will get his in the end. Maybe not. I bet he's not laughing now since it rained like a motherfucker last night. That's what you get for trying to be a smartass bird. At least I have the consolidation that I have lots of cash.
That has the night covered. Let me tell you about the morning. I woke up Valentines morning cold with a dry mouth. What did I do when I woke up? I did what any self respecting lonely lazy guy would do. I went back to sleep. Back to a nice sleep, full of dreams of success and wealth. Some day I told myself. Moving on. The fucking Lovebirds escaped this morning. I didn't really mind because they're evil flesh eating motherfuckers. It did however upset my mother because she loves them so. She was cleaning out their cage and had taken the bottom tray out and they managed to slip through a tiny little hole out to freedom. At this point in time we have one recovered. Little fuckers. I had taken a picture of them sitting in the palm tree out front taunting me with their newfound freedom. I laughed as I watched a Hawk circling above our street high ont he thermals. Maybe Dooby will get his in the end. Maybe not. I bet he's not laughing now since it rained like a motherfucker last night. That's what you get for trying to be a smartass bird. At least I have the consolidation that I have lots of cash.
Wee
We're back in action bitches.
Wee.
Wee.
Yee Haw
In my continuation of unoriginal and reused headlines Lollerskates seemed to die. We are, however, back. I could of course researched the problem the day it happened and fixed it then, but I really didn't feel like it. I am now back in posting mode.
I did realize one thing during my long stint. I hate dating shows. What do you get when you put a bunch of egotistical morons together in a group? Bad flaming and retarded comments. Sigh.
Today I saw Passion of the Christ. I have NEVER been to a movie like that. As I was walking out the ENTIRE room was silent, except for a few people crying. Mel certainly got his point across. While it wasn't a feel good movie, it was most definatly one that gets you thinking. Yes, I was never and never will be a religious man, and haven't learned much about the bible (most people know the general gist,) it still got me quite emotional. There's a 10-15 minute scene where they beat Jesus to shit, and it was emotionally stirring. Even if it wasn't Jesus it would still have the same effect. That one man can endure so much pain and still have the strength to stand up again. Eh it's all been said. At least I understand all the passion that went into all of the songs I've been singing for the last 4 years.
A point that has been brought up a lot in past times and was brought up recently by two seperate people I know is the issue of Jesus's death. The movie shows that the Romans didn't kill Jesus. Well they didn't condemn him at least. The Roman consul refused to pass a judgement to prevcent a riot, which in turn saved his life. He wasn't Jewish, he may of not been religious. What he cared about was the fact that he didn't want to kill an innocent man, and that he didn't want a riot to start. Kill Jesus, his followers may start a riot, don't kill Jesus and everyone else might. Could it be that part of Jesus's role was to test the Jews? They were always called The Chosen. They were the race chosen by God But they rejected the man who called himself their king. It was prophesised that a king would come. How would they know when the king had come? He cured the blind and deaf, performed miracles. I suppose that wasn't enough for them. Now I'm saying nothing bad about those of the Jewish faith, but you guys fucked up. Big time. You killed the man, the boss. Is all of this deserved?
It's all been discussed before, and I'm going by what I saw in the movie. "It's only a movie!" Yeah, well it's movie based on "fact," also known as written word which for all we know could be fiction or completely different from the original text. Yes, it's all been discussed before, and will be discussed in tomorrow nights (that's Sunday the 29th,) shoutcast. I will be your host of course, with guests Will "Magic Fingers" Schwarz, and Chase "You" Lawhun. Hilarity ensues.
I did realize one thing during my long stint. I hate dating shows. What do you get when you put a bunch of egotistical morons together in a group? Bad flaming and retarded comments. Sigh.
Today I saw Passion of the Christ. I have NEVER been to a movie like that. As I was walking out the ENTIRE room was silent, except for a few people crying. Mel certainly got his point across. While it wasn't a feel good movie, it was most definatly one that gets you thinking. Yes, I was never and never will be a religious man, and haven't learned much about the bible (most people know the general gist,) it still got me quite emotional. There's a 10-15 minute scene where they beat Jesus to shit, and it was emotionally stirring. Even if it wasn't Jesus it would still have the same effect. That one man can endure so much pain and still have the strength to stand up again. Eh it's all been said. At least I understand all the passion that went into all of the songs I've been singing for the last 4 years.
A point that has been brought up a lot in past times and was brought up recently by two seperate people I know is the issue of Jesus's death. The movie shows that the Romans didn't kill Jesus. Well they didn't condemn him at least. The Roman consul refused to pass a judgement to prevcent a riot, which in turn saved his life. He wasn't Jewish, he may of not been religious. What he cared about was the fact that he didn't want to kill an innocent man, and that he didn't want a riot to start. Kill Jesus, his followers may start a riot, don't kill Jesus and everyone else might. Could it be that part of Jesus's role was to test the Jews? They were always called The Chosen. They were the race chosen by God But they rejected the man who called himself their king. It was prophesised that a king would come. How would they know when the king had come? He cured the blind and deaf, performed miracles. I suppose that wasn't enough for them. Now I'm saying nothing bad about those of the Jewish faith, but you guys fucked up. Big time. You killed the man, the boss. Is all of this deserved?
It's all been discussed before, and I'm going by what I saw in the movie. "It's only a movie!" Yeah, well it's movie based on "fact," also known as written word which for all we know could be fiction or completely different from the original text. Yes, it's all been discussed before, and will be discussed in tomorrow nights (that's Sunday the 29th,) shoutcast. I will be your host of course, with guests Will "Magic Fingers" Schwarz, and Chase "You" Lawhun. Hilarity ensues.
3 Days til LA Open
That's right bitches. 3 days til LA open paintball tournament where ill be playing division 2 mowing fat bitches. I'll get back to you when im holding the first place trophy.
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March 2004
Prophecy
Just saw Prophecy with Christopher Walken (and Viggo Mortisen), and all bad acting and low budget-ness aside, the storyline blew. The English show on PBS I watched after it was even better.
Here's the premise if you happen to miss this little gem. Apparently there is a 2nd war between the Angels. Only this time it's over humans, and so far there is no end. It opens with a soon to be priest about to be ordained into the Catholic faith walking up the bishop and laying down to officially head his calling. Once his eyes are closed he sees a vision: and angel being ripped apart by the hands of another angel. In essence he sees parts of this war. Needless to say he then gives up his faith and becomes a cop. Well, Angels come and go, and Viggo is killed after he takes the sole of a colonel from the Korean War. This man sacrificed his a few people on the field and killed a large amount of Chinese people, netting him the "blackest soul" which is then sought after by a warring faction of human hating Angels. The Angles who feel that a compromised can be reached try to stop them, by having Viggo hide the soul in a little girl. Blah blah blah blah.. you get the point. The end result is the teacher slowly becomes a hottie, and it all turns out good in the end. Thanks to the ex-priest who fights off the angel Gabriel played by the venerable Christopher Walken (Viggo is Simon; the anti-Gabriel) using the most deadly weapon of all: empathy of a forgotten faith.
Well PBS is taking my attention, so yeah download it. And
Here's the premise if you happen to miss this little gem. Apparently there is a 2nd war between the Angels. Only this time it's over humans, and so far there is no end. It opens with a soon to be priest about to be ordained into the Catholic faith walking up the bishop and laying down to officially head his calling. Once his eyes are closed he sees a vision: and angel being ripped apart by the hands of another angel. In essence he sees parts of this war. Needless to say he then gives up his faith and becomes a cop. Well, Angels come and go, and Viggo is killed after he takes the sole of a colonel from the Korean War. This man sacrificed his a few people on the field and killed a large amount of Chinese people, netting him the "blackest soul" which is then sought after by a warring faction of human hating Angels. The Angles who feel that a compromised can be reached try to stop them, by having Viggo hide the soul in a little girl. Blah blah blah blah.. you get the point. The end result is the teacher slowly becomes a hottie, and it all turns out good in the end. Thanks to the ex-priest who fights off the angel Gabriel played by the venerable Christopher Walken (Viggo is Simon; the anti-Gabriel) using the most deadly weapon of all: empathy of a forgotten faith.
Well PBS is taking my attention, so yeah download it. And
Oh My Sphincter
Trying to force an update is like trying to force out a large piece of solid, sideways feces. It's just going to end bad people. That's why this update isn't forced. More coerced. As of late our shoutcasts have been well, even with their small amount. We have successfully targeted our listener base and have also discovered what they want to hear about. Video games and sex. What else is there anway? Well, we won't get into that. All future shoutcasts shall be chock full of video game goodness and sexual innuendos. I'm sure you're just itching for the next one.
So you must ask, what has been happening in the amazing adventures of Elliots amazing interesting fun filled fantastic wonderful life. Not bloody much to be honest. The John Mayer/Maroon 5 Concert was excellent. I was impressed with the singers talent. I'm glad that there's bands coming into the market with good material and obvious talent and taste. I've been listening to their CD and I like it a lot. I'm not going to buy it however, mostly due to the fact that I'm too lazy to go to a store. Moving back to the concert, I hate screaming girls. Let me repeat that. I HATE screaming girls. Shut the fuck up you dumb sluts. Did you pay $50 to come and scream? Because I didn't. I came to see and HEAR the musicians. Not like half of you were anywhere fucking near anyway you cheap bitches.
If you're used to my posting style, you should know by now that most of my posts consist of random paragraphs that pertain to eachother in no way whatsoever. I've lost 30 lbs. There are no miracle diets. Eat well and exercise fatties. Your little pills won't help you, oh no.
It seems that it's spring break (I think?) and all the kiddies are down. The LAN party was good, except I didn't play too many games until later. I got pissed off when my comp couldn't run Savage and ordered a new mobo/cpu/video card and some ram. Yeah, penis envy. My E-Penis just got a bit bigger though. Until I broke my motherboard with a screwdriver. Looks like it'll have to hide in the dark while I wait for it to be RMA'd. Then all will be well. My video card should arrive tuesday. I can clock my cpu at 1.43 ghz until my new MB comes in. Should allow for some successfull gaming with my Ti4600. Sorry nVidia, maybe I'll come back later. Too bad your 9600 sucks and I'm cheap. I suppose that's the end of this amazing super duper post, more to come.
I leave you with this:
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So you must ask, what has been happening in the amazing adventures of Elliots amazing interesting fun filled fantastic wonderful life. Not bloody much to be honest. The John Mayer/Maroon 5 Concert was excellent. I was impressed with the singers talent. I'm glad that there's bands coming into the market with good material and obvious talent and taste. I've been listening to their CD and I like it a lot. I'm not going to buy it however, mostly due to the fact that I'm too lazy to go to a store. Moving back to the concert, I hate screaming girls. Let me repeat that. I HATE screaming girls. Shut the fuck up you dumb sluts. Did you pay $50 to come and scream? Because I didn't. I came to see and HEAR the musicians. Not like half of you were anywhere fucking near anyway you cheap bitches.
If you're used to my posting style, you should know by now that most of my posts consist of random paragraphs that pertain to eachother in no way whatsoever. I've lost 30 lbs. There are no miracle diets. Eat well and exercise fatties. Your little pills won't help you, oh no.
It seems that it's spring break (I think?) and all the kiddies are down. The LAN party was good, except I didn't play too many games until later. I got pissed off when my comp couldn't run Savage and ordered a new mobo/cpu/video card and some ram. Yeah, penis envy. My E-Penis just got a bit bigger though. Until I broke my motherboard with a screwdriver. Looks like it'll have to hide in the dark while I wait for it to be RMA'd. Then all will be well. My video card should arrive tuesday. I can clock my cpu at 1.43 ghz until my new MB comes in. Should allow for some successfull gaming with my Ti4600. Sorry nVidia, maybe I'll come back later. Too bad your 9600 sucks and I'm cheap. I suppose that's the end of this amazing super duper post, more to come.
I leave you with this:
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Weird
Who keeps getting people to sign up here. Not like I provide any useful content. This site was made to basically entertain me, to provide me with some sort of outlet. Read it if you will.
I realized tonight that I am pretty lucky and that I really do hate some people. But we won't get into that. It's 1:30 a.m and I just got home from a bar. I was the only one not drinking. Yay me. Fuck, I need sleep.
I realized tonight that I am pretty lucky and that I really do hate some people. But we won't get into that. It's 1:30 a.m and I just got home from a bar. I was the only one not drinking. Yay me. Fuck, I need sleep.
Vietnam.
Battlefield: Vietnam. If you've played BF: 1942 and liked then Vietnam is the choice for you. If you're like me and have watched Full Metal Jacket, and listened to hippie music of the Vietnam era, and have earned an intense hatred disliking of LBJ and his ability to send the country in a downward spiral, then I would purchase this game.
'What does it have?' you ask? The game is more designed for platoons of units going after a single objective rather than '42s one man army/assault squadron. The best reason for staying in a rather tight nit group is the expansive vegetation. And since the foliage is napalm resistant, it makes traveling along a sweltering, hot, foreign jungle all the more despicable and miserable. If you happen to make it to any sort of road or place of less plants and trees you can take just a moment to crouch and gaze across the shrubs and the bushes to look for any light earthen colored zipper heads who are carrying a full payload for any wide-eyed intruder. Bullets whizz past you and your speakers mimic that of the surround-sound movie quality until a few find your body and turn you into one of the countless makeshift wooden crosses with helmet and guns of their previous owners serving as a grim realization of the danger to all who play the game.
Haven't seen too many traps put out by the NVA, but both sides have been relying on their moveable spawn points the US has crates which can be picked up in the Huey's and the NVA (North Vietnamese Army) can "dig" tunnels in which for more enemies to pour out like goblins on a human village. (Yes, that was a useless reference) Coming back to Hueys and other helicopters, they were a needed addition to the game, as fighting the Vietnamese would be damn near impossible without them. Paired up with jet technology the skies are no longer a safe haven for anyone. As opposed to 1942.. When ground units fought ground units, and air fought air. (There were some anti-air/anti-ground exceptions.. but let's be realistic there was a huge gap between them.) I've seen helicopters pilots circle bases and reign with bullety death for the newly spawned.
There of course is the music. Which I believe enhances the game experience. If you're a NVA with hear seeking rockets (which are harder to use than you think), all you have to do is lay low and listen for the American rock music to come your way. Without the Doppler effect it would be damn near impossible to gauge proper distance with faster moving vehicles, and now all you have to do is wait for the proper movement and hope that the pilot doesn’t know how to out-maneuver the rockets so you can force the pilots to drop and become easy prey on the ground.
I could easily go one forever spouting off my likes and dislikes of this game. But, I won’t. Dawn of the Dead tonight. Then more Vietnam.
'What does it have?' you ask? The game is more designed for platoons of units going after a single objective rather than '42s one man army/assault squadron. The best reason for staying in a rather tight nit group is the expansive vegetation. And since the foliage is napalm resistant, it makes traveling along a sweltering, hot, foreign jungle all the more despicable and miserable. If you happen to make it to any sort of road or place of less plants and trees you can take just a moment to crouch and gaze across the shrubs and the bushes to look for any light earthen colored zipper heads who are carrying a full payload for any wide-eyed intruder. Bullets whizz past you and your speakers mimic that of the surround-sound movie quality until a few find your body and turn you into one of the countless makeshift wooden crosses with helmet and guns of their previous owners serving as a grim realization of the danger to all who play the game.
Haven't seen too many traps put out by the NVA, but both sides have been relying on their moveable spawn points the US has crates which can be picked up in the Huey's and the NVA (North Vietnamese Army) can "dig" tunnels in which for more enemies to pour out like goblins on a human village. (Yes, that was a useless reference) Coming back to Hueys and other helicopters, they were a needed addition to the game, as fighting the Vietnamese would be damn near impossible without them. Paired up with jet technology the skies are no longer a safe haven for anyone. As opposed to 1942.. When ground units fought ground units, and air fought air. (There were some anti-air/anti-ground exceptions.. but let's be realistic there was a huge gap between them.) I've seen helicopters pilots circle bases and reign with bullety death for the newly spawned.
There of course is the music. Which I believe enhances the game experience. If you're a NVA with hear seeking rockets (which are harder to use than you think), all you have to do is lay low and listen for the American rock music to come your way. Without the Doppler effect it would be damn near impossible to gauge proper distance with faster moving vehicles, and now all you have to do is wait for the proper movement and hope that the pilot doesn’t know how to out-maneuver the rockets so you can force the pilots to drop and become easy prey on the ground.
I could easily go one forever spouting off my likes and dislikes of this game. But, I won’t. Dawn of the Dead tonight. Then more Vietnam.
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Wow Food
Let's do a restaurant review:
First, my restaurant, The Tropical Palm Cafe.
Not actually MY restaurant, but I work there so it's mine in a way.
Excellent select of "American Food." I.e Pasta's, Sandwiches, AMAZING Burgers (fuckers are like an inch thick and super good,) Salads, few hot selections. We have a different soup every day, and Chilli is always on hand. Let me say that the Chilli is sexcellent. I ate it religiously for ages for breakfast with a ton of cheese on it. Mmmmmm. We also serve dinner. Chicken Cordon Blue is great, it's our head chefs recipe. Different specials every day. Overall the service is excellent and friendly (unless you super piss us off,) the owners are always on location, and we're pretty cheap too. If you're looking for a nice place to go, this is it.
Secondly, a place a went to recently, The Coffee Beanery.
While you may have to put up with "cool kids" who think it's cool to be on the "scene" and drink coffee, this place is pretty good. They do have hot food prepared there, along with a nice selection of drinks. They also have live music just about every day, which Karaoke on sundays starting at 6:30. I usually get a hot chocolate. The large is pretty big and topped with whipped cream and served by a cute worker slave girl. Yummy. Sit down, relax, read the newspaper, and enjoy yourself. Nice place to go for breakfast or on break.
First, my restaurant, The Tropical Palm Cafe.
Not actually MY restaurant, but I work there so it's mine in a way.
Excellent select of "American Food." I.e Pasta's, Sandwiches, AMAZING Burgers (fuckers are like an inch thick and super good,) Salads, few hot selections. We have a different soup every day, and Chilli is always on hand. Let me say that the Chilli is sexcellent. I ate it religiously for ages for breakfast with a ton of cheese on it. Mmmmmm. We also serve dinner. Chicken Cordon Blue is great, it's our head chefs recipe. Different specials every day. Overall the service is excellent and friendly (unless you super piss us off,) the owners are always on location, and we're pretty cheap too. If you're looking for a nice place to go, this is it.
Secondly, a place a went to recently, The Coffee Beanery.
While you may have to put up with "cool kids" who think it's cool to be on the "scene" and drink coffee, this place is pretty good. They do have hot food prepared there, along with a nice selection of drinks. They also have live music just about every day, which Karaoke on sundays starting at 6:30. I usually get a hot chocolate. The large is pretty big and topped with whipped cream and served by a cute worker slave girl. Yummy. Sit down, relax, read the newspaper, and enjoy yourself. Nice place to go for breakfast or on break.
Vagina's are bad
I think I'm going to grow up to become a rapist, just because of all the insane amounts of porn I have on my computer and I can't stop downloading it. AH PORN AHHHHH!!!!!!!! ITS TAKING OVER!!!
In other news, I have an offer to join professional paintball team San Diego Legacy. Should I do it? Only time will tell! Pro is so bad for you, and so is getting paid to do stuff you love. Bad Bad Bad.
In other news, I have an offer to join professional paintball team San Diego Legacy. Should I do it? Only time will tell! Pro is so bad for you, and so is getting paid to do stuff you love. Bad Bad Bad.
Rope Jumpah!
Vietnam is great!
In other news: Elliot is distancing himself away from the Shoutcast idea. For some reason he refuses to do it on a regular basis. I think it should be every sunday at 11.
Ok that hardly qualifies as news for now.
In other news: Elliot is distancing himself away from the Shoutcast idea. For some reason he refuses to do it on a regular basis. I think it should be every sunday at 11.
Ok that hardly qualifies as news for now.
If Only They Let Me Vote
The choice is simple.
He may be a dumbass, but he's done pretty well so far. Not like there's anyone else. Kerry is a retard, and Nader, well yeah. We'll leave it at that.
He may be a dumbass, but he's done pretty well so far. Not like there's anyone else. Kerry is a retard, and Nader, well yeah. We'll leave it at that.
Remember..
Stay in school kids. Do the drugs, but dont leave school. You will go crazy.
Chocolate....
Regicide...
Beef...
I..
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Chocolate....
Regicide...
Beef...
I..
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Mmm
WHERE'S THE BEEF
BEEF
beef..
BEEF
beef..
April 2004
Vietnam
I concur Mr Schwarz, I concur. BF: Vietnam is an awesome game. With the addition of a shotgun (splooge,) and other fun things, I'd have to say this is much better than 1942. The AI is definatly better and it's just an overall awesome game. The major difference however, is that Vietnam focuses mostly on multiplayer and lacks the single player content that 1942. Boo hoo, who cares. You can still play single player missions yes, but it isn't quite the same.
Anyway, less talky, here's some screen shots.
Hah, u ded
Tanks own me
Sniping is the best
Parachuting c'est tres bon
Anyway, less talky, here's some screen shots.
Hah, u ded
Tanks own me
Sniping is the best
Parachuting c'est tres bon
Ze meaning of life.
All politics and debauchery aside, this site needs more "stuff". So here I am adding to it until I get tired and quit, or I go off to see Hellboy. No matter how hard I try I can't stop thinking of vietnam. It consumes me, it envelops my very being at every waking moment. Visions of the video game haunt my very dreams and provide to core to their very existence in my subconsious. This game is particular in it's field in it's ability to capture what I think is one of the greatest moments of realism in history, and I'm not just saying that because I love the game. 1942 lacked a certain human element which seems to coexist (and will thrive under new patches) that Vietnam has so willfully crafted in it's own unique design. While many of the common man sees it merely as a video game based on an event in real time, it's much more to gamers. It brings the music along with much more vehicles and close quarters combat which made the horrors of war seem that much more real.
When you are outside the game it is like you are in some kind of womb waiting for the moment you emerge unto the battlfeifle and either bring wrath and destruction upon your foes, or become yet another ticket falling from your team's total. Much like the real war.
And this is why the game is played. Because real life has doldrums at times, and periods of life which may seem sparse and dull because they demand so much and return almost nothing in the short run. We become tired of this and retreat to a pseudo reality where anything can and will happen. The Americans will win some, or the Gooks will win some, and it really all depends on each individual and how they want to play the battle. Any game can be used in that last statement, but because I enjoy BF:Vetnam so much, it might as well be the muse of this post.
What else happened this week? Blockbuster running a deal buy 2 pre rented video games or movies get 1 free. I bought KOTOR which is an excellent game for the xbox, its a roleplaying action/adventure game pure and simple. The most difinitive feature was the system in which you choose your 'side' light or dark by your actions. Much like the Suffering which becomes hard as balls in the insane asylum. My friend chose the good path which means running about valiantly trying to recapture your more 'human' side by embracing the light and remembering your wife (I'm trying not to give too much away, here) by saving any other humans trying to survive this nightmare. I, however was left with the snout (reference to the Chappel's show season 2, Clip Show, which sucked) much like being handed a slot on the NVA side, because I wanted something different, I embraced my virtual insanity and the path it led me on. Back to Blockbuster, I also bought Soul Caliber 2 for Xbox, which is good. Kilik(the dude with the stick) is my main character and can almost take down anyone else's best character. And the free movie/game award goes to.... Dogma special addition DVD. Which is the final piece in the Jersy Saga according to Kevin Smith (director/somewhat-of-an-actor-Silent-Bob: Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, JandSB Strike Back, and the more recent Jersy Girl).
I dont collect many things besides rock memrobilia from 70's bands nobody has every seen/heard and are made up. But, I urge you all to go to your local Blockbuster with a hamsteak and a fistfull of dollars in hand (or plastic) and take advantage of this deal. NOW!
P.S. VIETNAM!!
When you are outside the game it is like you are in some kind of womb waiting for the moment you emerge unto the battlfeifle and either bring wrath and destruction upon your foes, or become yet another ticket falling from your team's total. Much like the real war.
And this is why the game is played. Because real life has doldrums at times, and periods of life which may seem sparse and dull because they demand so much and return almost nothing in the short run. We become tired of this and retreat to a pseudo reality where anything can and will happen. The Americans will win some, or the Gooks will win some, and it really all depends on each individual and how they want to play the battle. Any game can be used in that last statement, but because I enjoy BF:Vetnam so much, it might as well be the muse of this post.
What else happened this week? Blockbuster running a deal buy 2 pre rented video games or movies get 1 free. I bought KOTOR which is an excellent game for the xbox, its a roleplaying action/adventure game pure and simple. The most difinitive feature was the system in which you choose your 'side' light or dark by your actions. Much like the Suffering which becomes hard as balls in the insane asylum. My friend chose the good path which means running about valiantly trying to recapture your more 'human' side by embracing the light and remembering your wife (I'm trying not to give too much away, here) by saving any other humans trying to survive this nightmare. I, however was left with the snout (reference to the Chappel's show season 2, Clip Show, which sucked) much like being handed a slot on the NVA side, because I wanted something different, I embraced my virtual insanity and the path it led me on. Back to Blockbuster, I also bought Soul Caliber 2 for Xbox, which is good. Kilik(the dude with the stick) is my main character and can almost take down anyone else's best character. And the free movie/game award goes to.... Dogma special addition DVD. Which is the final piece in the Jersy Saga according to Kevin Smith (director/somewhat-of-an-actor-Silent-Bob: Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, JandSB Strike Back, and the more recent Jersy Girl).
I dont collect many things besides rock memrobilia from 70's bands nobody has every seen/heard and are made up. But, I urge you all to go to your local Blockbuster with a hamsteak and a fistfull of dollars in hand (or plastic) and take advantage of this deal. NOW!
P.S. VIETNAM!!
Day Off My Ass
If you came into my restaurant today between the hours of 8-3, chances are I really hate you. Sorry, nothing personal, but one gets very cranky after working a 7 hour shift on their day off. With a massive barrage of old people constantly attacking tables, it sometimes gets heard to do my job. 10 people will leave while we're full, leaving 5 dirty tables. That's fine, except for the fact that there's another 20 old rude people at the door shouting. It really pisses me off. Yeah yeah, don't hate the customer for being a customer, and I don't. I just really hate rude customers.
I also hate screaming kids. We had a party of 5 come in (2 adults, 3 children, perfect fucking American family,) and their little girl is screaming "I WANT A BOOTH, I WANT A BOOTH," like some old lady with diarrhea and a bad back. Unfortunatly, booths are made for 4 people, not 5. So Kate (my boss,) sits them at the table. Well this isn't good. As soon as they sit down, the little shit starts screaming at the top of her lungs like she's got a 16 foot cock in her ass. Bitch. So we give them a booth. They order food, she's very specific in what she orders. Guess what happens when the food is put infront of her...
"I DON'T WANT THIS!!! I WANT MCDONALDS!!!"
Die anti christ, die. And you people wonder why I hate you. It's ok. Another day, another dollar. Even though people at breakfast are cheap and don't tip well so I make shit money. Remind me not to work on my day off again.
Child, I wish death upon you by this:
I also hate screaming kids. We had a party of 5 come in (2 adults, 3 children, perfect fucking American family,) and their little girl is screaming "I WANT A BOOTH, I WANT A BOOTH," like some old lady with diarrhea and a bad back. Unfortunatly, booths are made for 4 people, not 5. So Kate (my boss,) sits them at the table. Well this isn't good. As soon as they sit down, the little shit starts screaming at the top of her lungs like she's got a 16 foot cock in her ass. Bitch. So we give them a booth. They order food, she's very specific in what she orders. Guess what happens when the food is put infront of her...
"I DON'T WANT THIS!!! I WANT MCDONALDS!!!"
Die anti christ, die. And you people wonder why I hate you. It's ok. Another day, another dollar. Even though people at breakfast are cheap and don't tip well so I make shit money. Remind me not to work on my day off again.
Child, I wish death upon you by this:
Lillerskates Update
A lot has happened in the past few weeks. Played a lot of Vietnam, yelled a lot at the The TV, more specifically the the Daily Show, which goes to show: democrats are fuckign idiots, but I must digress.
Popped in Age of Wonders for a quick 6 hour game. If you have not played this game I highly recommend that you do. It's a roleplayiung strategy game in which you control different races of beings. It's much more unit complex than Warcraft 3, but not as building/resource gathering oriented. The only drawback is the tactical operation feature as opposed to the computer generated fight. If the units are slighty imbalanced it'll take 10 mins. If they happen to be failry balanced.. expect sitting through quite possibly an hour chess match. The waiting is bested only by the notoriously famous "Counter Strike" waiting times.
A life update: Going back to school, Education is expensive kiddies.
Gotta run.
I'll try Painkiller out and tell you how it is.
Popped in Age of Wonders for a quick 6 hour game. If you have not played this game I highly recommend that you do. It's a roleplayiung strategy game in which you control different races of beings. It's much more unit complex than Warcraft 3, but not as building/resource gathering oriented. The only drawback is the tactical operation feature as opposed to the computer generated fight. If the units are slighty imbalanced it'll take 10 mins. If they happen to be failry balanced.. expect sitting through quite possibly an hour chess match. The waiting is bested only by the notoriously famous "Counter Strike" waiting times.
A life update: Going back to school, Education is expensive kiddies.
Gotta run.
I'll try Painkiller out and tell you how it is.
Speaking of Counter Strike
I would consider myself an avid gamer. I have gotten pissed off at games and let it ruin my day, I have been obsessed with games. Those days are behind me however, and I am oh so glad. I still cannot imagine how these hardcore counter strike players (losers,) function. Hours upon hours of playing the same game followed by 3 hours sleep and the same cycle. Same level, same scenario. It just aggrivates me. Moving on.
I am enjoying the single life. Yeah, I don't really have a reason to come home at the end of the day other than to sleep, but I do have a lot of freedom. A relationship isn't really a burden in a sense (well some relationships are, but I haven't been in one as such.) The feeling of having someone is nice though. P.s fuck off Will.
Speaking of Will. Will's grandfather decided to get sick so he could ruin my free easter dinner. I'm sure his intentions were purely to spite me, a complete stranger he has never met. What other reason would he have. That's alright though. This frees up my sunday and allows me to go see Oliver at 2 p.m
I'm going to hell
I am enjoying the single life. Yeah, I don't really have a reason to come home at the end of the day other than to sleep, but I do have a lot of freedom. A relationship isn't really a burden in a sense (well some relationships are, but I haven't been in one as such.) The feeling of having someone is nice though. P.s fuck off Will.
Speaking of Will. Will's grandfather decided to get sick so he could ruin my free easter dinner. I'm sure his intentions were purely to spite me, a complete stranger he has never met. What other reason would he have. That's alright though. This frees up my sunday and allows me to go see Oliver at 2 p.m
I'm going to hell
BREAKING NEWS
BREAKER BREAKER
I am giving up beef livers for lent.
Yes beef livers.
I hate beef liver, or any type or liver that's not mine and functioning inside my body.
This is a brilliant plan from a brilliant mind.
edit: here Will
I am giving up beef livers for lent.
Yes beef livers.
I hate beef liver, or any type or liver that's not mine and functioning inside my body.
This is a brilliant plan from a brilliant mind.
edit: here Will
Formula For Sexcess
What do you get when you mix a poorly written script, zero description of scenes, and a total lack of transitions? The answer is The Alamo.
Now to be fair, this did have some pretty good action scenes. However, due to the fact that it's based of a real event, and that the real event kinda sucked (everyone got wasted really fast,) the actions scenes weren't that long. To make it even worse, they had no awesome close up focused death scenes. It was pretty much rape. They also only had one good looking woman. ONE!!! And she was only in it for 30 seconds. Blah blah hot chicks don't make the movie. Yeah, well they would of helped this one.
I'm not sure if I should reccomend seeing The Alamo or not. It was enjoyable at best, but if you only go out to the movies now and then, pick something else.
Sorry Alamo actors, it ain't your fault, you guys did a good job. Maybe you'll get a good script next time.
Now to be fair, this did have some pretty good action scenes. However, due to the fact that it's based of a real event, and that the real event kinda sucked (everyone got wasted really fast,) the actions scenes weren't that long. To make it even worse, they had no awesome close up focused death scenes. It was pretty much rape. They also only had one good looking woman. ONE!!! And she was only in it for 30 seconds. Blah blah hot chicks don't make the movie. Yeah, well they would of helped this one.
I'm not sure if I should reccomend seeing The Alamo or not. It was enjoyable at best, but if you only go out to the movies now and then, pick something else.
Sorry Alamo actors, it ain't your fault, you guys did a good job. Maybe you'll get a good script next time.
A break from Vietnam..
Well the novelty of Vietnam wore off. And so it is time to move on... PainKiller bosses are incredibly difficult. And the Farcy.. I need the game. The jungle scenes in this are spectacular. This is how Vietnam should have been like. Your field of vision is greatly decreased as the dense jungle takes on it's own mentality to close quarters combat. Now vietnam's was good.. Farcry is better. Instead of Vietnam's jungle where its just flat green diagonals were in your face and there was a few trees too. In FarCry's jungle though the light is diffused through the leaves to create the proper lighting and visual gems. Even if there is a crucial difference in art between the two games, I still feel that the jungle could have been a lot better.
After this boss, I'm really starting to question if this game was a good investment. The first 3 main bosses were the same guy.. only increasing in size/power. The 1st and 2nd.. down with a real problem. The third has to be changing his proportionality. His arms are about as long as the map (which is a fairly large area littered with gravestones). Doom 3 is scheduled to come out sometime in June, and Half-Life 2 is scheduled for early June. Just thought I'd like to through that it. Neither have gone gold yet, so nothing is too definite.
Lan party has been stalled due to an emergency dinner at Rib City. In a bit 5 player Age of Wonders shall follow. That game is going to take forever.
Thats it.
After this boss, I'm really starting to question if this game was a good investment. The first 3 main bosses were the same guy.. only increasing in size/power. The 1st and 2nd.. down with a real problem. The third has to be changing his proportionality. His arms are about as long as the map (which is a fairly large area littered with gravestones). Doom 3 is scheduled to come out sometime in June, and Half-Life 2 is scheduled for early June. Just thought I'd like to through that it. Neither have gone gold yet, so nothing is too definite.
Lan party has been stalled due to an emergency dinner at Rib City. In a bit 5 player Age of Wonders shall follow. That game is going to take forever.
Thats it.
NEWS
I am officially out of debt! Now all the money I earn/save henceforth will be put towards either a trip to Amsterdam or England, moreso the latter. Unfortuntely if I want to go to Japan with a huge group, I will have to forgo a lot of my expenses. Technically I owe the State of Florida Law Enforcement $150 for my speeding ticket which I am going to work on in a bit so I can lower it.
I quit my job in 3 weeks. Then school starts again on May 10th. I am talking with the other shift manager at Blockbuster and have an interview on at 5:30 and all should go well. Where's the emo now? In Elliot's pants!
Hoo hoo hoo.
I quit my job in 3 weeks. Then school starts again on May 10th. I am talking with the other shift manager at Blockbuster and have an interview on at 5:30 and all should go well. Where's the emo now? In Elliot's pants!
Hoo hoo hoo.
Girls think they are all that and a bag of chips
But they aren't. The only positive features girls have are vagina, boobs, and the ability to cook me some damn steak.
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Kill Bill vol. 2
Awesome movie. My vol. 1 should be getting here in a few days as well. The 2nd is unlike the first in the fact it has a lot more of the story explained and in greater amounts too. Im definitley going to see it again, many more times.
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The Punisher
Now this is a review based on the fact that I have never read any of The Punisher comics.
-© Artisan; Photo: Gene Page
Now, this guy's pretty badass. He wrecks just about everyone he meets. I've heard people say they didn't see this movie because they "heard who was in it," or that it sucked. Yeah well shuddup.
For those of you who don't know the story of The Punisher, it's basically this:
Frank Castle is an ex FBI special agent
He retires after one last sting
Guy kills his family because of the last job he did
He gets mad and kills the Guy and all of his family, then goes on to kill bad people.
Simple plot. What makes this movie great is Frank Castle's badassness. He gets shot and gets the shit beaten out of him AND gets blown up and still lives. SPOILER He fights a 6 foot 8 beastly russian guy and gets the shit kicked out of him for like 30 minutes straight and still manages to kill the guy.SPOILER OVER. Fact is, if you're a fan of The Punisher series I think you'll like this movie. It's awesome. Yup.
-© Artisan; Photo: Gene PageNow, this guy's pretty badass. He wrecks just about everyone he meets. I've heard people say they didn't see this movie because they "heard who was in it," or that it sucked. Yeah well shuddup.
For those of you who don't know the story of The Punisher, it's basically this:
Frank Castle is an ex FBI special agent
He retires after one last sting
Guy kills his family because of the last job he did
He gets mad and kills the Guy and all of his family, then goes on to kill bad people.
Simple plot. What makes this movie great is Frank Castle's badassness. He gets shot and gets the shit beaten out of him AND gets blown up and still lives. SPOILER He fights a 6 foot 8 beastly russian guy and gets the shit kicked out of him for like 30 minutes straight and still manages to kill the guy.SPOILER OVER. Fact is, if you're a fan of The Punisher series I think you'll like this movie. It's awesome. Yup.
WOW
World of Warcraft is awesome. Now, just got to wait to be picked for beta testing....
Yep. I agree.
Yep. I agree.
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Kill Bill 2
Awesome
Yup.
Crane style eye grabbing snake biting sword fiting grave digging gun shooting five finger heart exploding technique awesomeness movie.
Awesome
Yup.
Crane style eye grabbing snake biting sword fiting grave digging gun shooting five finger heart exploding technique awesomeness movie.
May 2004
Ok motherfuckers
Don't delete my shit or you die. Thanks. I could also be having DNS issues, so if this is a double post then live with it bitches.
Here is my new car that I am paying for. 2004 Silver VW Jetta with Black Interior. It's my precious.
Here is my new car that I am paying for. 2004 Silver VW Jetta with Black Interior. It's my precious.
FUCK!
Final Fantasy XI is pretty good. It takes a little getting used to, but its not your average mmorpg. A lot less skills and classes then normal RPGS, but it does have the classic Final Fantasy jobs. Decent amount of races I think 7.
The world is huge and very political. When you show your regions map the flags for each different country are shown and there are a lot of different countries. Unlike in the rest of the MMORPGS.. Human city, plains, forest, some evil orc town.. undead possibly. This has a lot of race wars in it, and genocide is an option, so all you young pyschopaths out there.. study hard and look sharp this is a game for you.
The game is kind of hard. Having only aquired 1 new skill upon my 5th level (i'm to 3 overall) and being incredibly poor it's my skill vs. nature as everything beats the shit out of my little human monk ass. I'll be changing servers to Bismark soon. If you are on there look for Nippon.
Gotta kill stuff.
The world is huge and very political. When you show your regions map the flags for each different country are shown and there are a lot of different countries. Unlike in the rest of the MMORPGS.. Human city, plains, forest, some evil orc town.. undead possibly. This has a lot of race wars in it, and genocide is an option, so all you young pyschopaths out there.. study hard and look sharp this is a game for you.
The game is kind of hard. Having only aquired 1 new skill upon my 5th level (i'm to 3 overall) and being incredibly poor it's my skill vs. nature as everything beats the shit out of my little human monk ass. I'll be changing servers to Bismark soon. If you are on there look for Nippon.
Gotta kill stuff.
Bahamamamama
Ah and so ends by trip to the Bahamas. I left Friday morning and arrived early on Nassau, Bahamas. We got in a cab and told him to go to our hotel on Paradise Island. Now the first thing you notice about Nassau is that it's a shit hole. The funny thing is that it'll be a complete shitty slum and then you'll pass a Gucci or Versace. For the tourists obviously, but it seems to out of place. Hell the shit you buy in there can feed these people for weeks heh. Anyway, got to the Hotel but couldn't check in until 3. Motherfuckers. So we walked over to Atlantis and strolled around until 2:30 and they let us check in early. Unpacked ye olde bags and sat around for a while. It was my Mums birthday so we decided to go out for dinner. We would of done this anyway since we had no food, but that's not the point. We asked for a good Indian place and got sent to "Gaylords." Gaylords is an old manor house turned restaurant. It was a really nice setup and the food was great. The next day I went Charter fishing. Cost me $100, I was smothered with engine fumes all day, and I only caught 1 fish. Granted everyone else only caught 2, it still sucked. Bahamian currency is equal to the dollar. Eh, the following day we did a 5 hour snorkeling cruise. That was good.
To sum it up for you who don't care (most of you.)
-The Bahamas (not Paradise Island,) is a giant shit hole. The English gave it up and the Americans don't want it. Like Canada.
-If a pedestrian gets hit by a car while not on a pedestrian crossing the driver will not be in trouble. Pedestrians do not have rights on the roads as they do not pay taxes. You're safe on a pedestrian crossing.
-Do not drive in The Bahamas. Everyone is insane.
-If you fall down a drain that collapsed when you stepped on it (happened to my friends son,) you're shit out of luck.
-Do not give anyone money
-Paradise Island and Atlantis is good. You should definatly stay there but DO NOT leave.
-Ermmm it's hot?
And now pictures:
All that matters is that I got a new I-94.
To sum it up for you who don't care (most of you.)
-The Bahamas (not Paradise Island,) is a giant shit hole. The English gave it up and the Americans don't want it. Like Canada.
-If a pedestrian gets hit by a car while not on a pedestrian crossing the driver will not be in trouble. Pedestrians do not have rights on the roads as they do not pay taxes. You're safe on a pedestrian crossing.
-Do not drive in The Bahamas. Everyone is insane.
-If you fall down a drain that collapsed when you stepped on it (happened to my friends son,) you're shit out of luck.
-Do not give anyone money
-Paradise Island and Atlantis is good. You should definatly stay there but DO NOT leave.
-Ermmm it's hot?
And now pictures:
All that matters is that I got a new I-94.
The sport I love has made me depressed
Yeah. Who woulda thunk it? Anyway, let me tell you how this madman stuff started to happen (- stolen from catcher in the rye thx). I finally went pro about a month ago and it's everyones dream to go pro sometime in whatever sport they are playing. This team is pretty bad, but 4 of my friends joined and they wanted me to go so I said what the hell, i have the invite so I might as well rock out with my cock out. I join and we get all the hookups, anything we want free. Then I got injured.
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June 2004
A trustworthy steed.
What's new on the homefront? Just a few quick games.
FFXI is not as good as I previously thought, the logging in and quitting process became too much of a hassle (that and the lack of skills for my character). I have been logging some time on my friend's City of Heroes account, and am throuogly impressed with my meager time spent playing. After 3 hours of playing it, you a great background on your character's development, get a handle on how the city works and the adjacent battle areas, and a nice and uncomfortable wait for it's sister city: City of Villains.
The tidbits offered for this expasion have satiated all but a remaining hunger for some primal lust of superhero/supervillain confrontation not just limited to a few skirmishes outside some shady skinbar in the "bad" part of town either. I'm talking about a full scale superhero battle royal admist the quiet settings of park, or some junkyard. Superfriends teaming up against supervillians in an attempt to thwart their plans for domination of the world.. More updates will come as soon as the latter half of June rolls around. Ignoring the days are the only way I can keep sane while I wait to see if I get picked for EQ2 Beta.
Picked up 2 other games recently: Red Dead Revolver. Made by these guys, the same people also responsible for the GTA series. I have been nothing but impressed with this game, as it was high time they made a good western game. You start off as a Clint Eastwood lookalike named "Red" and as far as I am, you never talk The Englishman talks, and will sometimes even shoot in the direction of the enemy. So far I've killed some of the villians of the old west, like an evil cowboy who drinks some sort of healing acid, which then allows him the ability to teleport to predetermined places while hoards of circus folk with guns try to kill you. And I have killed those circus folk, and each time a bullet enter's their little skull I laugh a little inside. You had to be there after all.
Last game of the evening was Lord of the Rings: Return of the King which I will get you a link to in a bit. The gameplay is fun, you can have anywhere from 1-4 people and the skill level at normal puts it at about a party game level. Previous LotR franchise opportunites in the gaming industry have sucked, and this one was going to follow suit when I found the obstruction between me and actually playing the game. They should make it a universal rule that you can skip any movie that is in a game or else they need not sell it as a game. The movie/story sequences were a pain to watch as I have already seen the movie and wanted to play the game. My precious minutes flew out the window as I saw the end of Two Towers unfurl before my very eyes. Then after that introductory battle there was an ending movie sequence to then before and after each subsequent section of the game. Note: I am not complaining about the fact those sequences exist (than and the GC does not have enough power to play full DvDs). IN fact I applaud them for their intent to help immerse my being apart of the story, I just felt that being forced to sit through a choppy Return of the King clipshow is not my idea of fun. Oh well a free rental is a free rental after all.
FFXI is not as good as I previously thought, the logging in and quitting process became too much of a hassle (that and the lack of skills for my character). I have been logging some time on my friend's City of Heroes account, and am throuogly impressed with my meager time spent playing. After 3 hours of playing it, you a great background on your character's development, get a handle on how the city works and the adjacent battle areas, and a nice and uncomfortable wait for it's sister city: City of Villains.
The tidbits offered for this expasion have satiated all but a remaining hunger for some primal lust of superhero/supervillain confrontation not just limited to a few skirmishes outside some shady skinbar in the "bad" part of town either. I'm talking about a full scale superhero battle royal admist the quiet settings of park, or some junkyard. Superfriends teaming up against supervillians in an attempt to thwart their plans for domination of the world.. More updates will come as soon as the latter half of June rolls around. Ignoring the days are the only way I can keep sane while I wait to see if I get picked for EQ2 Beta.
Picked up 2 other games recently: Red Dead Revolver. Made by these guys, the same people also responsible for the GTA series. I have been nothing but impressed with this game, as it was high time they made a good western game. You start off as a Clint Eastwood lookalike named "Red" and as far as I am, you never talk The Englishman talks, and will sometimes even shoot in the direction of the enemy. So far I've killed some of the villians of the old west, like an evil cowboy who drinks some sort of healing acid, which then allows him the ability to teleport to predetermined places while hoards of circus folk with guns try to kill you. And I have killed those circus folk, and each time a bullet enter's their little skull I laugh a little inside. You had to be there after all.
Last game of the evening was Lord of the Rings: Return of the King which I will get you a link to in a bit. The gameplay is fun, you can have anywhere from 1-4 people and the skill level at normal puts it at about a party game level. Previous LotR franchise opportunites in the gaming industry have sucked, and this one was going to follow suit when I found the obstruction between me and actually playing the game. They should make it a universal rule that you can skip any movie that is in a game or else they need not sell it as a game. The movie/story sequences were a pain to watch as I have already seen the movie and wanted to play the game. My precious minutes flew out the window as I saw the end of Two Towers unfurl before my very eyes. Then after that introductory battle there was an ending movie sequence to then before and after each subsequent section of the game. Note: I am not complaining about the fact those sequences exist (than and the GC does not have enough power to play full DvDs). IN fact I applaud them for their intent to help immerse my being apart of the story, I just felt that being forced to sit through a choppy Return of the King clipshow is not my idea of fun. Oh well a free rental is a free rental after all.
4 Days til Chicago BEOTCH
Woo. Free rides to tournaments around the country rule. 4 Days til the chicago tournament where I will redeem myself and see if I truly suck in the pro division or if I can handle the heat.
I also have a pointless observation. There's lots of different types of girls/girl groups in the world (or in high school where I am) and here is my observation on girls. Anyway, theres different types. You got your popular cheerleader types, you got your gothic punk rock whatevers, you have the stoner girls, you got the black ones, the asian ones, and the FAT ones. All these girls try to be different like the gothic ones try to be different so they dress all black and stupid. The different types probably hate the way others look and try to be different but they ALL HAVE ONE THING IN COMMON THAT THEY ALL DO JUST TO BE COOL AND FIT IN WITH THE CROWD (eventhough goths, stoners, etc try NOT to fit in the crowd...they do something to fit in). I'm talking about all girls here. What do all these girls to do fit in the crowd?
THEY WEAR THE SAME TYPES OF THONG. Yes. Why are young girls wearing thongs nowadays? I guess it's the 'in' thing. The gothic ugly girls do it to fit in, am I wrong. They all say "just to erase underwear line" which is bullshit. Its the cool thing to do nowadays. All these dumb groups of girls that try to be different are all stupid hypocrites
because they all wear the same thongs. Thongs are different than underwear. They wear the thongs now to fit in.
Do you get what I'm saying? If you dont think long and hard on it because it's my philosophy on how even though these girls try and claim to be different, they are the same in the pants...THE THONG TH THONG THONG THONG who they copied from hot ass women who rock the thong.
I also have a pointless observation. There's lots of different types of girls/girl groups in the world (or in high school where I am) and here is my observation on girls. Anyway, theres different types. You got your popular cheerleader types, you got your gothic punk rock whatevers, you have the stoner girls, you got the black ones, the asian ones, and the FAT ones. All these girls try to be different like the gothic ones try to be different so they dress all black and stupid. The different types probably hate the way others look and try to be different but they ALL HAVE ONE THING IN COMMON THAT THEY ALL DO JUST TO BE COOL AND FIT IN WITH THE CROWD (eventhough goths, stoners, etc try NOT to fit in the crowd...they do something to fit in). I'm talking about all girls here. What do all these girls to do fit in the crowd?
THEY WEAR THE SAME TYPES OF THONG. Yes. Why are young girls wearing thongs nowadays? I guess it's the 'in' thing. The gothic ugly girls do it to fit in, am I wrong. They all say "just to erase underwear line" which is bullshit. Its the cool thing to do nowadays. All these dumb groups of girls that try to be different are all stupid hypocrites
because they all wear the same thongs. Thongs are different than underwear. They wear the thongs now to fit in.
Do you get what I'm saying? If you dont think long and hard on it because it's my philosophy on how even though these girls try and claim to be different, they are the same in the pants...THE THONG TH THONG THONG THONG who they copied from hot ass women who rock the thong.
Oh shi
Where'd my hair go?
A weigh.
http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,9978161%255E401,00.html.
Iraq now has its own sovereignty. US Coalition troops will now slowly be pulled out slowly as planned to secure a foothold for a democratic nation. At first there was some doubt about if the Iraqis didnt spill their own blood, then how are they going to know how good freedom is. In fact most people were convinced that they didn't even deserve freedom. It will be a tough road for Iraq and many of its leaders will fall. But others will take their place and impress strength upon thier brothers during times of duress and mourning. It is these sacrifices that we too know all too well and we know that it is a bitter way to know the truth. A UN funded army will slowly take over and the Freedom-fed majority party will take over and become an ally (along with it's bounty of oil). In fact kudos to the Bush Administration. The perfect place to really start the war on terror is Iraq. Easily toppled over and loaded with resources, good for the economy good for the soul.
Now since we all know that terrorists are like ants have nests the connect and that there is a queen. Also a similarity to ants is their one track mind. With Iraq the new target for their attempts (weakest point in their eyes) the US hopefully gets its intelligence up and running correctly, it will make the tracking of down of the central leader easier. They just trace the paths back to the source: Bill Clinton, no wait just kidding, I apologize for the cheap shot. It's probably the leader's vizier who is running the whole operation.
Iraq now has its own sovereignty. US Coalition troops will now slowly be pulled out slowly as planned to secure a foothold for a democratic nation. At first there was some doubt about if the Iraqis didnt spill their own blood, then how are they going to know how good freedom is. In fact most people were convinced that they didn't even deserve freedom. It will be a tough road for Iraq and many of its leaders will fall. But others will take their place and impress strength upon thier brothers during times of duress and mourning. It is these sacrifices that we too know all too well and we know that it is a bitter way to know the truth. A UN funded army will slowly take over and the Freedom-fed majority party will take over and become an ally (along with it's bounty of oil). In fact kudos to the Bush Administration. The perfect place to really start the war on terror is Iraq. Easily toppled over and loaded with resources, good for the economy good for the soul.
Now since we all know that terrorists are like ants have nests the connect and that there is a queen. Also a similarity to ants is their one track mind. With Iraq the new target for their attempts (weakest point in their eyes) the US hopefully gets its intelligence up and running correctly, it will make the tracking of down of the central leader easier. They just trace the paths back to the source: Bill Clinton, no wait just kidding, I apologize for the cheap shot. It's probably the leader's vizier who is running the whole operation.
July 2004
Bush is owned and Im depressed
Michael Moore rocked Bush in Fahrenheit 9/11. I think Kerry will win the race...But anyway I'm depressed and have a quote I made to share with you, think about it.
"Im just a regular loser on the streets making change off emotions, but what I had is now priceless. It's hard to stop people from stealing my change..."
Its my thoughts about my friends and such and how my life is going right now. I suck, I think im turning gay or something
"Im just a regular loser on the streets making change off emotions, but what I had is now priceless. It's hard to stop people from stealing my change..."
Its my thoughts about my friends and such and how my life is going right now. I suck, I think im turning gay or something
CAPTAIN: NEVER FORGET
So it's 4th of July. Doesn't mean a whole lot to me. Yeah, a few friends made jokes: Haha, we kicked your ass in the war! Yeah, well it wasn't really a "we," since you weren't actually involved. I'm sure you couldn't name a family member who was either. Fact is America had the major advantage, and I really don't care. Celebrate your independence. The ideals this country was founded on were brilliant. The freedoms and liberties that this country grants are amazing. It's also a country filled with greed, hate, poverty, murder, gluttony. Say what you will. It isn't America, it's people. There is no "America." America isn't an entity, it's a group. It's Americans (By Americans I mean Native Americans or "Indians,") English, Spanish, German, Mexican, Swedish, Danish, French, Australian. It goes on and on. I don't really know where I'm going with this.
Well tonight was fun. We went down to Sugden park to see this band that Chase said was good. Unfortunatly they got cut due to a 2 hour delay. Whatever. We walked to Perkins to find it was closed to a private party. We decided to walk back to our cars rather than take the Bus. I suppose I feel lonely, even surrounded by all my friends. I don't really know what to think. I have amazing friends, a good job, I'm in school for what I love. What more could I ask for? Blahbitty blah. My Dad and all of my friends called me from England. It made me miss England. Can I be homesick for a place that's not really my home? I suppose I've done a lot of my "life" in America. I moved here when I was 11. It's funny really. I'd like to go back for a while but I just don't have the money. I have school and a car to pay for. Bah. At least some friends are coming over in August.
As for Faranheit 9/11, everyone shut up about it. Michael Moore is a douchebag. Yes, Bush was expecting to have an easy Presidency where he could play golf most of the time and let everyone else do the work. No, he didn't know what to do when 9/11 came. Who would know what to do? What would you do? If you say what Bush wanted to do with his Presidency is bad then you're a hypocrite. It's the American dream. Power, money, and no real responsibility. How can you say it's not desirable? We all want it.
Well tonight was fun. We went down to Sugden park to see this band that Chase said was good. Unfortunatly they got cut due to a 2 hour delay. Whatever. We walked to Perkins to find it was closed to a private party. We decided to walk back to our cars rather than take the Bus. I suppose I feel lonely, even surrounded by all my friends. I don't really know what to think. I have amazing friends, a good job, I'm in school for what I love. What more could I ask for? Blahbitty blah. My Dad and all of my friends called me from England. It made me miss England. Can I be homesick for a place that's not really my home? I suppose I've done a lot of my "life" in America. I moved here when I was 11. It's funny really. I'd like to go back for a while but I just don't have the money. I have school and a car to pay for. Bah. At least some friends are coming over in August.
As for Faranheit 9/11, everyone shut up about it. Michael Moore is a douchebag. Yes, Bush was expecting to have an easy Presidency where he could play golf most of the time and let everyone else do the work. No, he didn't know what to do when 9/11 came. Who would know what to do? What would you do? If you say what Bush wanted to do with his Presidency is bad then you're a hypocrite. It's the American dream. Power, money, and no real responsibility. How can you say it's not desirable? We all want it.
Squiqz the future!
So it happens to be that we are experts in all of our fields of study (when appropriate). And this site needed a new post so here it begins.
To better yet assign proper soverignty one needs only to look at the context of a democratic state, I am refering only to the political philosopohy as a starch contrast to those being considered a fascist or a communist state of being. Some parties wish and dream the little guy or the common man ascends into this higher office only to be struck down whenever any opposition is made as his brain is not meant to handle such tasks. It is true. The common man does not belong in any political party as he is expected to carry out his daily tasks unheeded by any foul plot.
This is where the misconception lies. All of these states are run by the common man as it is almost impossible to discern the common man from that as the household genius. Many who fill these ranks are staunch opposers of any form of rational government placing them within the confines of the government or the peoples jurisidiction would do more harm than good as any gift of that magnitude is placed at the whims of the controller. Often times this nature comes into play as we see from past examples as gifts intended for the world are forged into machines of progress.
The author understands that society must progress in this manner or else we will fall by the wayside as already foretold in Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand.
We as a human race are beginning to lose what we have fought so hard to create: ourselves. We spent thousands of years creating, destroying, inventing, and stealing all for the kind of end that all leftists secretly desire. Some il concieved plot of the downfall of their birth mother by their own hands. They think they have the control but it was never theres to begin with. It is only in the end when they realize that their frantic bargaining for the hearts of their brothers have to be paid for, and are left with nothing. Well less than nothing, now they have become enslaved by their own hands and pray someone other than themselves free them.
To better yet assign proper soverignty one needs only to look at the context of a democratic state, I am refering only to the political philosopohy as a starch contrast to those being considered a fascist or a communist state of being. Some parties wish and dream the little guy or the common man ascends into this higher office only to be struck down whenever any opposition is made as his brain is not meant to handle such tasks. It is true. The common man does not belong in any political party as he is expected to carry out his daily tasks unheeded by any foul plot.
This is where the misconception lies. All of these states are run by the common man as it is almost impossible to discern the common man from that as the household genius. Many who fill these ranks are staunch opposers of any form of rational government placing them within the confines of the government or the peoples jurisidiction would do more harm than good as any gift of that magnitude is placed at the whims of the controller. Often times this nature comes into play as we see from past examples as gifts intended for the world are forged into machines of progress.
The author understands that society must progress in this manner or else we will fall by the wayside as already foretold in Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand.
We as a human race are beginning to lose what we have fought so hard to create: ourselves. We spent thousands of years creating, destroying, inventing, and stealing all for the kind of end that all leftists secretly desire. Some il concieved plot of the downfall of their birth mother by their own hands. They think they have the control but it was never theres to begin with. It is only in the end when they realize that their frantic bargaining for the hearts of their brothers have to be paid for, and are left with nothing. Well less than nothing, now they have become enslaved by their own hands and pray someone other than themselves free them.
Re:M.Night Shamalama ding-dong's The Village
The Village is quite possibly the crappiest movie in existence. You got Served would have been more entertaining. If anyone was expecting to see it, don't. Here is the entire movie (until the part where we walked out):
Village scared of forest. Lucious (pronounced loocious) wants to travel through the forest and go to other towns to get medicines for some people in the town. The Village idiot meanwhile takes several trips into the forest to pick the "bad color" aka red berries and brings them back to the town. Lucious wanders into the forest one day and picks up the berries and walks back to town. The "things which they dont speak of" aka the things in the forest of which they are scared of "follow" him back to town and skin the livestock alive (you never see the creatures do anything except walk around). .... and so on and so forth
Fuck the summary. To make a long movie short there is nothing in the forest, it's all made up to "protect" the innocence of the village. But Lucious was stabbed and needed medicine so they sent the blind girl into the forest to find a "hidden" road. Once she "found" the road we got up and left. I should have saw the Manchurian Candidate instead.
Village scared of forest. Lucious (pronounced loocious) wants to travel through the forest and go to other towns to get medicines for some people in the town. The Village idiot meanwhile takes several trips into the forest to pick the "bad color" aka red berries and brings them back to the town. Lucious wanders into the forest one day and picks up the berries and walks back to town. The "things which they dont speak of" aka the things in the forest of which they are scared of "follow" him back to town and skin the livestock alive (you never see the creatures do anything except walk around). .... and so on and so forth
Fuck the summary. To make a long movie short there is nothing in the forest, it's all made up to "protect" the innocence of the village. But Lucious was stabbed and needed medicine so they sent the blind girl into the forest to find a "hidden" road. Once she "found" the road we got up and left. I should have saw the Manchurian Candidate instead.
ALER ALERT ASIANS INPROXIMATE
Karl Jiangs sister has been located.
August 2004
(no title)
That was one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen. I sat on the beach and watched the front of the storm slowly move towards me, lightning flashing everywhere. It came faster and faster then a wind came out of nowhere, followed by rain. It then went black and the rain came harder and harder. Oh man. I'm the only one in my house right now, which is about a mile from the shore. Everyone else evacuated when the fire trucks came. I suppose I'll stay until it gets really bad. It may be too late to leave by then, but oh well. Someone has to man the fort. Time to go duct tape some holes. Pictures to come.
So sad and empty
So sad and empty
Take that N Florida
Charley didn't hit us too bad, but it RAPED Sanibel Island and Cape Coral. My house was very lucky in avoiding damage and flooding. The storm surge never made it over the seawall due to the fact that it was a very fast moving storm. Like someone said it increased power by 40mph before it hit land, making it a CAT 4 and near CAT 5 storm. Fortunaly for most of Florida it was fast moving. Most of the traffic lights on US 41 were down and people were using the storm to act like assholes and idiots. Whatever. It was funny to watch people trying to drive at a 4 way intersection with no traffic lights. Police helped later on. I went to a friends and we lost power around 8p.m so we played Risk and Monopoly until early morning with candle light. Funny how much we rely on electricity. Anyway, here's some pictures.
Couches are the latest in transportation.
Naples Park canal houses
Lot infront of my house
My friend Jake staring at a fallen palm. He lives a few blocks down.
Palm tree fallen between my neighbors house and mine. Very lucky.
Fence blown down in backyard. That's the only damage we sustained. Woot.
It was pretty exciting when the wind picked up. At no point was I really worried that any damage would occur. Best wishes to everyone who had to deal with the brunt of the storm.
Couches are the latest in transportation.
Naples Park canal houses
Lot infront of my house
My friend Jake staring at a fallen palm. He lives a few blocks down.
Palm tree fallen between my neighbors house and mine. Very lucky.
Fence blown down in backyard. That's the only damage we sustained. Woot.
It was pretty exciting when the wind picked up. At no point was I really worried that any damage would occur. Best wishes to everyone who had to deal with the brunt of the storm.
Eire
A small group of rabbits arye (pronounced A-Rye) stuck along on a deserted isle. There was but one palm tree betwixt them so they began to talk about their situation.
The first rabbit suggests a mass suicide, his reasoning being to end the suffering as quickly as possible. The second rabbit suggested waiting until food arrived. The third suggests that when hunger strikes them all and reduces them to squabbling vessels of their former selves, that they eat the first one as he was the first to end his life anyway. The fourth and last rabbit offered his suggestion. He walked behind the third one and snapped his neck. His justification for murder, he will be the first to die as he comes around to kill the rest for sport.
It was then decided among the remaining sane rabbits that they had never seen this fourth partner before and quickly subdued the stranger and killed him as well. The first rabbit looked at his paws covered in blood, and his once white coat was stained red with regret. His partner was covered in blood as well. The second rabbit soon broke down into tears and wept so loud that it drove the first rabbit to insanity, so he killed him. The first rabbit lived off the bodies of his fellow companions for several weeks until the loneliness drove him to drown himself. But, of course the hurricane also helped with that, too.
The first rabbit suggests a mass suicide, his reasoning being to end the suffering as quickly as possible. The second rabbit suggested waiting until food arrived. The third suggests that when hunger strikes them all and reduces them to squabbling vessels of their former selves, that they eat the first one as he was the first to end his life anyway. The fourth and last rabbit offered his suggestion. He walked behind the third one and snapped his neck. His justification for murder, he will be the first to die as he comes around to kill the rest for sport.
It was then decided among the remaining sane rabbits that they had never seen this fourth partner before and quickly subdued the stranger and killed him as well. The first rabbit looked at his paws covered in blood, and his once white coat was stained red with regret. His partner was covered in blood as well. The second rabbit soon broke down into tears and wept so loud that it drove the first rabbit to insanity, so he killed him. The first rabbit lived off the bodies of his fellow companions for several weeks until the loneliness drove him to drown himself. But, of course the hurricane also helped with that, too.
Stop the presses
A crazy thing was said to me today when I was about doing my daily things. Someone said to me, "don't you run that site with Will?"
Wow. I was blown away. Wait, we have readers? Damn, what happened.
I'm not too sure really. But this I have now decided. If we have readers we had better give them something to read. I personally have never been a fan of writing that doesn't have paragraphs.
So I will make random breaks in my writing so it's less painful on the eyes.
Well that's over and done with, now onto more pressing matters. I have 2 months off of work with very little to do so I have decided to get back into that whole dating thing. Not that I was ever "in" it really, but hey it can't be so bad right? I am, however, going to be very picky. If you say there's something wrong with that then you're a fool.
Wow. I was blown away. Wait, we have readers? Damn, what happened.
I'm not too sure really. But this I have now decided. If we have readers we had better give them something to read. I personally have never been a fan of writing that doesn't have paragraphs.
So I will make random breaks in my writing so it's less painful on the eyes.
Well that's over and done with, now onto more pressing matters. I have 2 months off of work with very little to do so I have decided to get back into that whole dating thing. Not that I was ever "in" it really, but hey it can't be so bad right? I am, however, going to be very picky. If you say there's something wrong with that then you're a fool.
Gettin my Schizy on.
Well folks its that time of the year, and no Elliot's not on his period *pause for laughter*, no school is back in session. Good ol' Community School education known as Edison. Actually, I have been pleasantly surprised as to how many of my former students from high school are returning to Naples after wasting so much parent/government/own money. Granted I am not innocent of this crime as well, but I have pat myself on the back for not being too rash in my decision to run off and piss away thousands of dollars which will end up hurting my future decision.
That being said I just got off the phone with a Primerica Rep. about my financial future, which if all goes right I'll be able to get better handle on my future finances, especially if it helps me with more money in the future. Now, I know you are all expecting me to become some rich asshole, and I wish you were correct. You see the problem is, I know I wont need a lot of money where I am going (military after 2 years) so most of my money will end up being invested back into our nations economy as well as feeding some sort of philanthopic desire so I'll be the badass with the heart of gold.
That being said I just got off the phone with a Primerica Rep. about my financial future, which if all goes right I'll be able to get better handle on my future finances, especially if it helps me with more money in the future. Now, I know you are all expecting me to become some rich asshole, and I wish you were correct. You see the problem is, I know I wont need a lot of money where I am going (military after 2 years) so most of my money will end up being invested back into our nations economy as well as feeding some sort of philanthopic desire so I'll be the badass with the heart of gold.
Spider Invasion!
Well it seems out only forum posts are coming from spiders. Check it.
I wish her the best of luck
Hi everyone.
I am from Ukraine , cute and lovely girl:)
I want to try and find a serious man, that will really love me!
For the first time in my life i decided to try a wedding agency ...
and here we go. I have place my details on
www.mylady.info in VIP catalog.
My girlfriend have found her present partner like this, they got married and they are still together and deeply in love.
The most important hing that all my correspondence is delivered to me straight from the web site, and free of charge
May be I will be lucky as well, to find my real true love.
Dasha.
http://lollerskates.org/forum/index.php?showtopic=21
I am from Ukraine , cute and lovely girl:)
I want to try and find a serious man, that will really love me!
For the first time in my life i decided to try a wedding agency ...
and here we go. I have place my details on
www.mylady.info in VIP catalog.
My girlfriend have found her present partner like this, they got married and they are still together and deeply in love.
The most important hing that all my correspondence is delivered to me straight from the web site, and free of charge
May be I will be lucky as well, to find my real true love.
Dasha.
http://lollerskates.org/forum/index.php?showtopic=21
I wish her the best of luck
And then came the Gragalax.
Just started playing Kingdom Hearts now that I finally got my PS2 back. It's a little fulfilling to have 3 (now) working systems. Over the past years I have missed many great PS2 games.. like Onimusha 1,2,3 as well as Forsaken City and many other RPG/adventure games that are only one console.
Im also in the process of purchasing books from, and so far nothing.
I was given 2 offical Naval jumpsuits and am wearing one of them right now paired up with a ski mask. And my bracers I bought at a renaissance fair. Excitement!!
Im also in the process of purchasing books from, and so far nothing.
I was given 2 offical Naval jumpsuits and am wearing one of them right now paired up with a ski mask. And my bracers I bought at a renaissance fair. Excitement!!
B.S.
While waiting for Passion to load I glanced over at lollerskates' stats. This is what I have found:
Total unique site views: 458722
Total site views: 463703
Daily average: 1356
Weekly average: 9491
Monthly average: 40676
There is no way lollerskates has that many 'viewers'.
Passion is on.
Total unique site views: 458722
Total site views: 463703
Daily average: 1356
Weekly average: 9491
Monthly average: 40676
There is no way lollerskates has that many 'viewers'.
Passion is on.
Elliot is a lazy sack of vagina waste.
Yes, let me reiterate, Elliot is a lazy sack of vagina waste. Much movies involving nothing but fast cars (the ((new))Italian Job included). Why you ask? Because he is afraid of commitment!! Well not really, but he needs to update more as well.
All that aside, Kingdom Hearts is becoming a very good game. I am on my way to the colliseum (sp?) world where Cloud and I believe Hercules awaits.
Passion of the Christ was a good movie (as expected) but it wasnt as powerful as everyone said it was. Granted Jesus (and his character) went through a lot of shit, but it was social commentary to me. Maybe I needed to be high when I saw it.. well perhaps, but still no.
What is even worse is people changed their lives because of it. Are they weak minded? Perhaps, but if they changed their lives for the better good for them. It's called motivation.
What isn't good is the antisemitism that spawned from this lengthy movie. And people who end up hating the jewish (race?) religion for the sole purpose that [they] killed Christ, is exactely the opposite from his own teachings. We call them hypocrites. The Jews didn't kill Christ. The Romans didnt kill Christ. Christ killed himself (according to his own words) to show how powerful his message, by showing one of the ultimate truths: he willingly gave his life to show forgiveness of all mankind. And the fact that he showed integrity (unlike John Kerry, ohh cheap shot) because he had a will that was not of this Earth, and was able to practice what he was preaching. Every man has been granted the power of forgivness.
I knew all of this before hand, so that is probably why it didnt 'move' me. Although the demon children were done extremly well. And Satan did look a little on the queer side. (depending on which church you visit, that could be counted as evil). Well that's it. Hopefully this makes up for Elliot as well.
-MrMagicFingers
Top 'O the morning to ya
All that aside, Kingdom Hearts is becoming a very good game. I am on my way to the colliseum (sp?) world where Cloud and I believe Hercules awaits.
Passion of the Christ was a good movie (as expected) but it wasnt as powerful as everyone said it was. Granted Jesus (and his character) went through a lot of shit, but it was social commentary to me. Maybe I needed to be high when I saw it.. well perhaps, but still no.
What is even worse is people changed their lives because of it. Are they weak minded? Perhaps, but if they changed their lives for the better good for them. It's called motivation.
What isn't good is the antisemitism that spawned from this lengthy movie. And people who end up hating the jewish (race?) religion for the sole purpose that [they] killed Christ, is exactely the opposite from his own teachings. We call them hypocrites. The Jews didn't kill Christ. The Romans didnt kill Christ. Christ killed himself (according to his own words) to show how powerful his message, by showing one of the ultimate truths: he willingly gave his life to show forgiveness of all mankind. And the fact that he showed integrity (unlike John Kerry, ohh cheap shot) because he had a will that was not of this Earth, and was able to practice what he was preaching. Every man has been granted the power of forgivness.
I knew all of this before hand, so that is probably why it didnt 'move' me. Although the demon children were done extremly well. And Satan did look a little on the queer side. (depending on which church you visit, that could be counted as evil). Well that's it. Hopefully this makes up for Elliot as well.
-MrMagicFingers
Top 'O the morning to ya
Avp2...fable..
Played quite a bit of AvP2 just to see how many people would actually be on. Thank God for bitches who don't know how to accept that BF:Vietnam needs to be patched more, and what they have is fine so they give up and play other games. I feel that each patch adds more to the game, I digress.
In case you were watching Fable is almost here. I've been watching this game in some sort of a reluctant wonderment of apathetic joy to embark on this journey. I am quite happy to see a game of this depth to be released, but the question is.. do I have the time to explore all that I would have to fulfill some dirty desire to become either the greatest hero or the most evil of villains. In essence its like a young Luke Skywalker upon hearing tales of the Force and the ability to manipulate it either for the good of the rebellion or there is always the call of the darkside. So much game and so little time to fully appreciate the consequences of my actions in this little world of make believe.
Unfortunately, I cannot be as happy with Fable as I would with another Ultime game, but since Ultima IX: Ascension was sent out when it was half complete, I suspect Ultima X only got half as far, but without the shady release of some back door production company with a sick fascination of hearing thousands and thousands of voices scream out in pain when Ascension not only didn't work, but became a virus which still haunts their ram to this day.
I would like to add Jersy Girl is a crappy movie. Kevin Smith one of the best directors had finally hit a bad spot in his carreer. From the View Askew website: "Director Kevin Smith says his warm new movie, 'Jersey Girl,' wasn't made for critics.." Apparently it wasnt made for viewers either. It was written well, had some good direction, but it was too sappy, the smart talking wise cracking little girl was a ridiculous addition. Not to mention that Ben Affleck was wayy to cheesy for his role, a better choice would have been John Travolta or perhaps a West Cost pick, Nicholas Cage. Tim Burton had Planet of the Apes, and now Kevin Smith has his Jersey Girl. The reason why I am so upset, is that this is the same tripe that Hollywood has been pushing for years, and now he adds nothing new to the the same old plot of man trying to find love/wholeness after his wife leaves/dies. Why Kevin.. why..
In case you were watching Fable is almost here. I've been watching this game in some sort of a reluctant wonderment of apathetic joy to embark on this journey. I am quite happy to see a game of this depth to be released, but the question is.. do I have the time to explore all that I would have to fulfill some dirty desire to become either the greatest hero or the most evil of villains. In essence its like a young Luke Skywalker upon hearing tales of the Force and the ability to manipulate it either for the good of the rebellion or there is always the call of the darkside. So much game and so little time to fully appreciate the consequences of my actions in this little world of make believe.
Unfortunately, I cannot be as happy with Fable as I would with another Ultime game, but since Ultima IX: Ascension was sent out when it was half complete, I suspect Ultima X only got half as far, but without the shady release of some back door production company with a sick fascination of hearing thousands and thousands of voices scream out in pain when Ascension not only didn't work, but became a virus which still haunts their ram to this day.
I would like to add Jersy Girl is a crappy movie. Kevin Smith one of the best directors had finally hit a bad spot in his carreer. From the View Askew website: "Director Kevin Smith says his warm new movie, 'Jersey Girl,' wasn't made for critics.." Apparently it wasnt made for viewers either. It was written well, had some good direction, but it was too sappy, the smart talking wise cracking little girl was a ridiculous addition. Not to mention that Ben Affleck was wayy to cheesy for his role, a better choice would have been John Travolta or perhaps a West Cost pick, Nicholas Cage. Tim Burton had Planet of the Apes, and now Kevin Smith has his Jersey Girl. The reason why I am so upset, is that this is the same tripe that Hollywood has been pushing for years, and now he adds nothing new to the the same old plot of man trying to find love/wholeness after his wife leaves/dies. Why Kevin.. why..
Das Boot
Alas for the Ultima series. I remember the good old UO days of murdering, house looting, and debauchery. Unfortunatly it's now a faggot fest. Pity how all good things must come to an end. Like masturbation. Oh how I miss it when it's gone.
I FORSEE A COLLABORATION PROJECT.
The following people must be involved.
Myself.
Sir William.
Master Timothy
Lord Goat
Flash for all. Zombies. This will be a Yourcreation project.
I FORSEE A COLLABORATION PROJECT.
The following people must be involved.
Myself.
Sir William.
Master Timothy
Lord Goat
Flash for all. Zombies. This will be a Yourcreation project.
It seems
While I'm sitting here polishing up this low carb rolling rock (not too bad). I was badgered by my adoring fan(s) into restarting my webcomic. I originally ended with a farewell message, but times they are achanging.. and i'm getting older too...
This might be the start of a tag-along webcomic per update, but meh time well tell. I am up for the collaberation project, but also have my own projects that I have to start as well. Might as well do this while we're young. Check my real site Schwofield.com the home of the NEW Adventures of Christ as well as my comic which I am probably going to link to as I post the triweekly update as we start lollerskates and what it means as a whole. This is the shitty assed mother fucking introductory period of many things and hopefully more entertainment for all. That is my promise this election year.
And speaking of election year, the annual lollerskates awards are just around the corner, and as soon as the idea is officially pitched around the office. You heard it here first on MTV news.
-MrMagicFingers
Smells like evil.. and terror with a hint of oregano.
This might be the start of a tag-along webcomic per update, but meh time well tell. I am up for the collaberation project, but also have my own projects that I have to start as well. Might as well do this while we're young. Check my real site Schwofield.com the home of the NEW Adventures of Christ as well as my comic which I am probably going to link to as I post the triweekly update as we start lollerskates and what it means as a whole. This is the shitty assed mother fucking introductory period of many things and hopefully more entertainment for all. That is my promise this election year.
And speaking of election year, the annual lollerskates awards are just around the corner, and as soon as the idea is officially pitched around the office. You heard it here first on MTV news.
-MrMagicFingers
Smells like evil.. and terror with a hint of oregano.
September 2004
Don't touch my monkey, he's timid
Well since the old forum sucked I just added the e107 one. Enjoy your fucktardery.
http://lollerskates.org/main/forum.php
http://lollerskates.org/main/forum.php
Continuity problems arise.
Well need to use this as filler space. Still slacking on any REAL projects as Elliot and myself are falling short of intiative, but promises are like pie crusts.. easily made, easily broken.
Gracing the ever more popular standpoint of things I offer youth permissions ought never to be trusted under any circumstances. Right right.
-MrMagicFingers
Voting for unstopable killing robots since 1903.
Gracing the ever more popular standpoint of things I offer youth permissions ought never to be trusted under any circumstances. Right right.
-MrMagicFingers
Voting for unstopable killing robots since 1903.
BF: Star Wars
Well, I just picked up my copy of Star Wars Battlefront and now am currently involved in the installation process. I've been reading the instruction booklet to get a handle on the sitch, and so far I have been impressed by the concept of real time space battles as well as a vehicle system geared more towards transportation of its troops as well as gun turrets and shooting holes for protection of its precious cargo. Only time will tell, and time will also grant an update of the New Warhammer game: Dawn of War. I watched a small portion of the demo and seen much to my liking. Squad based instead of unit based, individual unit customization to make your own unstoppable squadron ready to crush the Chaos Orks or whatever team you decide to combat.
Birthday party tonight, as well as Beer and Lamb and quite possibly LAN Battlefront, LAN Dawn of War, Maybe a little BF:Vietnam or some AvP2 deliciousness. Mmm Sexy.
-MrMagicFingers
I'm feelin' something.. I just don't know what.
Birthday party tonight, as well as Beer and Lamb and quite possibly LAN Battlefront, LAN Dawn of War, Maybe a little BF:Vietnam or some AvP2 deliciousness. Mmm Sexy.
-MrMagicFingers
I'm feelin' something.. I just don't know what.
A thought on F. 9/11
MICHAEL MOORE = ONE FAT FILLED DOUCHE BAG.
If anyone doesn't already know this: his documentary on 9/11 was filled with proveable lies and maudlin propaganda. No wonder why his viewers/fans are so gullible to believe anything that comes from his pie hole. They are all weak minded.
If anyone doesn't already know this: his documentary on 9/11 was filled with proveable lies and maudlin propaganda. No wonder why his viewers/fans are so gullible to believe anything that comes from his pie hole. They are all weak minded.
Fuck the police and other such teen colloquialisms..
A fruitful day indeed in all that is such acquired. Kicked some add in Battlefront. I could see myself playing the shit out of it such as AvP2 or if you personally know me and my sick addiction to BF'nam. The only qualm I have with the game and my understanding of beta pc releases (Lucas Arts numerous cases in point) I hope that it is not becoming a trend for the company in lieu of Lucas' apparent insanity, much of this anguish is overdramatized due to the wounds Mr.Star Wars opens up whenever I see the map circa clone wars movie cinemamatic abomination. Unfortunately, I accept what he has done and only hope for a way to rectify it.
In other news, all projects have been slowed due to a dark cloud sloth around the lollerskates staff. I blame his girlfriend for stealing his precious time in exchange for a sperm sample(gross indeed!). But, even though I have such a busy schedule I find the time to chronicle the life and times of Jesus H. Christ ladies and gentlemen, hoo hah!
-MrMagicFingers
[i]"I am therefore I was, I will be therefore I'm now."
In other news, all projects have been slowed due to a dark cloud sloth around the lollerskates staff. I blame his girlfriend for stealing his precious time in exchange for a sperm sample(gross indeed!). But, even though I have such a busy schedule I find the time to chronicle the life and times of Jesus H. Christ ladies and gentlemen, hoo hah!
-MrMagicFingers
[i]"I am therefore I was, I will be therefore I'm now."
Socks Full of Rocks
Wowowowowowowowowow
I'm back
Posting
Without finishing my sentences with a full stop
Yes, in England we call periods full stops
Incredible.
Oh I slipped up.
Anyway. How are all of you Lollerskaters doing?
I was watching Love Actually with the missus yesterday. I was watching it and thinking that I miss England. I haven't been back in so long. Everything's bound to be different. My grandfather died, my sister's growing up, my Dad's doing his thing (whatever that is harr,) and I'm still me. A little skinnier and funnier, and much better looking, but still me. Modesty? What?
Alas, I do not have the time nor money to take a visit. I'd love to visit at Christmas, but I know that won't happen. I'm going to plan for a summer trip. It didn't happen this year due to the fact that I paid $3000 for school and bought a new car. Sacrifices must be made!
But otherwise, things are well. I'm sick of the election. Both of them are idiots. I wish we could have a young sensible president/candidate who didn't care about fucking around and more about kicking ass. One who would speak their mind about their opinions and not be such a fucking pussy about it. It would be even better if the person was a black lesbian from with a white wife from Alabama. Sweet sweet victory.
IN OTHER NEWS. Where is Brandon Zachary? What is he doing? Didn't you get sent off to military camp? Are there any more possum shenaninaninaninaninaninaninaninaninaninanigans? I think I spelled that wrong. Anyway, COME BACK TO US GOATS WITH COATS.
Battlefront seems like a good game. Played it today at Wills and enjoyed it. I also played KOTOR and enjoyed being evil. My partner wasn't happy though. Screw him.
I am now very interested in Parkour, also known as Freerunning. The guy who started it is crazy and I'd love to start training. Infact I will. Starting with forests. It seems the logical place to start, seeing as everything in Naples is spaced quite far apart. You have to drive 5 miles to get a pint of milk these days. What a crazy crazy world we live in.
I'm back
Posting
Without finishing my sentences with a full stop
Yes, in England we call periods full stops
Incredible.
Oh I slipped up.
Anyway. How are all of you Lollerskaters doing?
I was watching Love Actually with the missus yesterday. I was watching it and thinking that I miss England. I haven't been back in so long. Everything's bound to be different. My grandfather died, my sister's growing up, my Dad's doing his thing (whatever that is harr,) and I'm still me. A little skinnier and funnier, and much better looking, but still me. Modesty? What?
Alas, I do not have the time nor money to take a visit. I'd love to visit at Christmas, but I know that won't happen. I'm going to plan for a summer trip. It didn't happen this year due to the fact that I paid $3000 for school and bought a new car. Sacrifices must be made!
But otherwise, things are well. I'm sick of the election. Both of them are idiots. I wish we could have a young sensible president/candidate who didn't care about fucking around and more about kicking ass. One who would speak their mind about their opinions and not be such a fucking pussy about it. It would be even better if the person was a black lesbian from with a white wife from Alabama. Sweet sweet victory.
IN OTHER NEWS. Where is Brandon Zachary? What is he doing? Didn't you get sent off to military camp? Are there any more possum shenaninaninaninaninaninaninaninaninaninanigans? I think I spelled that wrong. Anyway, COME BACK TO US GOATS WITH COATS.
Battlefront seems like a good game. Played it today at Wills and enjoyed it. I also played KOTOR and enjoyed being evil. My partner wasn't happy though. Screw him.
I am now very interested in Parkour, also known as Freerunning. The guy who started it is crazy and I'd love to start training. Infact I will. Starting with forests. It seems the logical place to start, seeing as everything in Naples is spaced quite far apart. You have to drive 5 miles to get a pint of milk these days. What a crazy crazy world we live in.
October 2004
Chunktastic!
Well a bit of the random bug bit me as I freehanded the characters in paint. I hope this proves my art critics correct when they said I couldn't draw. And just to spite my writing critics I am all tapped out for dialogue as I just have nothing. I entrust the reader can fill in the boxes with his/her own appropriate wordings.
Want more Schwofield.com action besides that crappy web comic? Well too bad loyal fans of the Lollerskates Post. I still haven’t forgotten about the New Adventures of Christ as I should probably proof the first script before I start handing them out to the right people. Ah the things you learn. I will be getting in contact with the artist shortly and soon screenshots will be posted. Speaking of Schwofield, Brett and I have been in talks of any prospective movie ideas that we might be to proliferate for small profit, so there is no real end in sight, only the beginning is hard it see.
Aside from current projects played a bit more Battlefront but after only two hours after the presidential debate (Bush did not perform as well, but I still believe he will win the presidency over that tan grease ball Kerry who still flip-flopped on everything he said) the game crashed twice on the same map on the same server (I got #1 both times) then an hour later the game fell into its old habits as it once again crashed, nearly sending me back to Vietnam. This blows, first Lucas destroys the Star Wars movie franchise, then it ruins the MMO forever with its shitty release, now it ships out a game that crashes to desktop every other map (multiplayer issues aside) its like Lucas Arts has some sick fascination with watching people lose respect for them as they suck their precious dollar bills form their wallets. Like some kind of Jewish Lawyer Vampire. Except Lucas Arts has no concept of God or a code of ethics.
With not too many good games being released I can finally relax and read more War and Peace. I am very interested on how Tolstoy writes war as I am eager to learn how to conquer that tremendous feat myself and can use all the nonsensical help I can get.
Cheers!
-MrMagicFingers
Can't stop this sexual tornado.
Want more Schwofield.com action besides that crappy web comic? Well too bad loyal fans of the Lollerskates Post. I still haven’t forgotten about the New Adventures of Christ as I should probably proof the first script before I start handing them out to the right people. Ah the things you learn. I will be getting in contact with the artist shortly and soon screenshots will be posted. Speaking of Schwofield, Brett and I have been in talks of any prospective movie ideas that we might be to proliferate for small profit, so there is no real end in sight, only the beginning is hard it see.
Aside from current projects played a bit more Battlefront but after only two hours after the presidential debate (Bush did not perform as well, but I still believe he will win the presidency over that tan grease ball Kerry who still flip-flopped on everything he said) the game crashed twice on the same map on the same server (I got #1 both times) then an hour later the game fell into its old habits as it once again crashed, nearly sending me back to Vietnam. This blows, first Lucas destroys the Star Wars movie franchise, then it ruins the MMO forever with its shitty release, now it ships out a game that crashes to desktop every other map (multiplayer issues aside) its like Lucas Arts has some sick fascination with watching people lose respect for them as they suck their precious dollar bills form their wallets. Like some kind of Jewish Lawyer Vampire. Except Lucas Arts has no concept of God or a code of ethics.
With not too many good games being released I can finally relax and read more War and Peace. I am very interested on how Tolstoy writes war as I am eager to learn how to conquer that tremendous feat myself and can use all the nonsensical help I can get.
Cheers!
-MrMagicFingers
Can't stop this sexual tornado.
CROSS POST
Well tonight was an interesting night
I was pulled over for cutting through the Kmart/Mcdonalds plaza on 41 near Pine ridge to avoid a red light while on my way to Denny's with some friends.
The cop who pulled me over was totally convinced that I was drunk/stoned and performed tons of tests. Of course this was after I told him I was 18 and English. Supposedly I had "major eye trauma," and that he knows what he's talking about. Ok. He called backup and that guy did some test on me, which I passed flawlessly thank you.
Next came the K-9 unit. The woman pulled up and Terence and Phillip were asked to get out of the car. Terence told the cop he had 2 beers and they fine with that. Of course they have Phillip empty out his pockets first, and one of the officers even put their hand near their gun when he went in his pockets. The dog sniffed my car and walked away completely uninterested, the lady dragged him back to the other side of the car. Supposedly the dog "hit" on my car (what, is it cute or something,) after the guy nodded repeatedly to the lady while repeating "did he find anything?" Uh, yeah. Ok so I let them search my car, which is fine since I knew it was clean.
"Sir, there's the distinct smell of marijuana in your car." Ok, I'm sure, since there's never been anything like that even near it. Maybe it's the mixed smell of feet, vanilla air freshener, and old fries mixed together I say. No, marijuana has a very distinct smell. Ok dooder, whatever you say.
They do a breathalizer on me. Oh, what do you know, 0% BAL. Who would of thought a teenager out at 3 a.m wasn't drunk.
It was total bullshit but they were obviously bored so I was happy to humour them. Phillip, Terence, and I just stood around talking like nothing was going on. Probably pissed them off that we weren't wetting ourselves.
The fucker gave me a $115 ticket that I'll probably get nulled in court. On the way out the K-9 unit tailed me. They ruined my appetite.
I was pulled over for cutting through the Kmart/Mcdonalds plaza on 41 near Pine ridge to avoid a red light while on my way to Denny's with some friends.
The cop who pulled me over was totally convinced that I was drunk/stoned and performed tons of tests. Of course this was after I told him I was 18 and English. Supposedly I had "major eye trauma," and that he knows what he's talking about. Ok. He called backup and that guy did some test on me, which I passed flawlessly thank you.
Next came the K-9 unit. The woman pulled up and Terence and Phillip were asked to get out of the car. Terence told the cop he had 2 beers and they fine with that. Of course they have Phillip empty out his pockets first, and one of the officers even put their hand near their gun when he went in his pockets. The dog sniffed my car and walked away completely uninterested, the lady dragged him back to the other side of the car. Supposedly the dog "hit" on my car (what, is it cute or something,) after the guy nodded repeatedly to the lady while repeating "did he find anything?" Uh, yeah. Ok so I let them search my car, which is fine since I knew it was clean.
"Sir, there's the distinct smell of marijuana in your car." Ok, I'm sure, since there's never been anything like that even near it. Maybe it's the mixed smell of feet, vanilla air freshener, and old fries mixed together I say. No, marijuana has a very distinct smell. Ok dooder, whatever you say.
They do a breathalizer on me. Oh, what do you know, 0% BAL. Who would of thought a teenager out at 3 a.m wasn't drunk.
It was total bullshit but they were obviously bored so I was happy to humour them. Phillip, Terence, and I just stood around talking like nothing was going on. Probably pissed them off that we weren't wetting ourselves.
The fucker gave me a $115 ticket that I'll probably get nulled in court. On the way out the K-9 unit tailed me. They ruined my appetite.
That stinging you feel is not normal.
Whew, just got back from a crazy weekend at Bernies in Trinidad. I was off celebrating the festival of the mango, they all just began to ripen. Just kidding, I would never visit a third world country(This is going to come back to bite me I need me a disclaimer). What the hell is up with these crappy movies: Taxi, Friday Night Lights, and Farenheit 9/11. It's not bad enough we get screwed out of Shaun of the Dead..
Schwofield is starting to heat up like boiling water for noodles. Expect some doins in the near future. I have to cut it short tonight as my throat is killing me. G'night.
-MrMagicFingers
They call me a pocket pool shark
Schwofield is starting to heat up like boiling water for noodles. Expect some doins in the near future. I have to cut it short tonight as my throat is killing me. G'night.
-MrMagicFingers
They call me a pocket pool shark
Timmmy.com
Thanks to the help of our god elliot.
I was messed with my site some more.
If anyof you are interested in humorous videos. or need inspiration.
www.timmmy.com is a cool place to check out.
Please comment on the videos and tell me if you liked them.
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BAH!
I tried rewriting what didnt happen last night. And I thought I had it down right now. This is the result of last nights presidential debate. And it doesnt matter who you vote for just so long as it isnt Kerry. And im not saying that because of my political agenda. I say it because he would be a horrible choice for presidency. As well as pregnancy.
Got Tribes Vengence last night so far so good, I'll let you know how it goes.
-MrMagicFingers
..more like Count Suckula!
Got Tribes Vengence last night so far so good, I'll let you know how it goes.
-MrMagicFingers
..more like Count Suckula!
Pragmatism at its finest!
Played a little Tribes today. So far the single player is pretty easy but I still have yet to go to the arena with no respawn. I die maybe once per game and slaughter maybe 15+ enemies during that time. The system of the spacebar slide is quite fun as it speeds up kills as well as body mass as it send you hurtling towards some destination on the other side of the map.
I was just watching "Worlds Scariest Police" chases as the suspect was hogtied by the police as they carried him on camera back to the cop car. He was either incredibly dangrous or a sick relationship with law enforcement officers. Neither of which can be back up without further scrutiny.
Time for Grand Theft Parsons.
-MrMagicFingers
It was the first century, in one hundred years.
I was just watching "Worlds Scariest Police" chases as the suspect was hogtied by the police as they carried him on camera back to the cop car. He was either incredibly dangrous or a sick relationship with law enforcement officers. Neither of which can be back up without further scrutiny.
Time for Grand Theft Parsons.
-MrMagicFingers
It was the first century, in one hundred years.
Ah ha!
Ah ha!
ever get that feeling when you're not sure if you have to piss or you just need to beat off?
batter up, kids, coach is in the house. this has been some bullshit and at the moment i'm not sure how much detail i should go into. first of all, i'm no longer in florida. this isn't exactly by choice, more like an unfortunate set of circumstances that pointed to this as the most beneficial outcome for my future. i don't remember whether or not i posted here recently, but i'll give a brief recap of the past eight months' events.
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America, Fuck Yeah!
You caught me between Paper Mario sessions. It seriously beats the crap out of Mario RPG for style. Althought Mario RPG did have a unique system in which this is based. The adventure begins and takes place on stage as your battles have an attendance which reacts to your performance. Compared to many other turn based RPGs the system uses low numbers to keep the battles short and simple. If you happen to jump or hammer your opponent before the battle begins you enter with a first strike netting you a free hit. The enemies are few in number but each with a unique style and attack. So far my group consists of female goomba named "Gombella" and a koopa with a strong resemblance to an asian youth named Koops or Koopser.
I feel as if with the onslaught of the effectivness of Star Wars Battlefront and Tribes I dont know if I could ever walk through the Jungles of 'Nam with the same nostalgic feeling as Battlefield brought it. The music, the helicopters, and deadly accuracy of the armaments now has become second to new style that Star Wars has captured. I am glad more people are picking it up increasing the amount of people online. The only problem is that the new guys do not know the art of coop in a snowspeeder prolonging the lifespan of the terrible but awesome AT-ATs.
With that out of the way: Go See Team America now! Finally a pro America movie in the boxoffice after that deppressing leftist mockumentarys and horribly biased social commentaries suck money from peoples pockets.
-MrMagicFingers
"Derka Derka Derka!"
I feel as if with the onslaught of the effectivness of Star Wars Battlefront and Tribes I dont know if I could ever walk through the Jungles of 'Nam with the same nostalgic feeling as Battlefield brought it. The music, the helicopters, and deadly accuracy of the armaments now has become second to new style that Star Wars has captured. I am glad more people are picking it up increasing the amount of people online. The only problem is that the new guys do not know the art of coop in a snowspeeder prolonging the lifespan of the terrible but awesome AT-ATs.
With that out of the way: Go See Team America now! Finally a pro America movie in the boxoffice after that deppressing leftist mockumentarys and horribly biased social commentaries suck money from peoples pockets.
-MrMagicFingers
"Derka Derka Derka!"
Mitzle Toe
Well got a chance to see Saw tonight. My intial impressions were warranted through the clever use of marketing. I thought I was going in to see a sick and twisted movie all about slow and painful deaths. Instead I got a Taking Lives instead. There were only enough "traps" for the onesyou saw in the previews, and the director spent 30% of his precious hour and a half referencing past scenes repeatedly. The rest of the movie was comprised mainly of poor acting and poor writing. In short it was a predictible movie I will not be looking foreword to see, its not even recommendable. As for a good movie, I'd like to possibly see Ray or Team America again. In case anyone cares i'll resume making more comics after Halloween, midterm week is over, Semper Fie!
-MrMagicFingers
"I've only practiced the art, not create it"
-MrMagicFingers
"I've only practiced the art, not create it"
raewsi
Halloween post to come!
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[Edited by Will @ 03:42 EST 11/01/2004]
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[Edited by Will @ 03:42 EST 11/01/2004]
November 2004
It's full of 'em.
Well it seems humanity had let honest movie watchers get hit in the balls this past friday. It came by the name of Saw. A quick synopsis of the movie: Watch the trailer. The movie featured only 3 "deadly" situations. The main poor acting one (which was dragged on as the only original part of the movie), which featured two men chained to the wall with a dead man in the room. He has a gun they have one bullet... and clues to survive. As you can probably guess the most unlikelist of pairs were strewn together a doctor and a private eye. The doctor remained cool and calm as "clues" and situations continously arose only to prolong the inevitable crappy ending. Remember that one scene in the trailer where the girl has a face mask and the knife with the "dead man" with the key. They referenced this same video countless times for no apparent reason. Now we come to the final and quickest sticky situation. A fat man incaged within barbwire. He has a few hours to slide through hacking his flesh off to get to saftey.. otherwise he gets gased. Pretty gruesome right? I thought so to until I saw the scene (many times) as it was in incrdibly fast motion so as to show as little detail as possible which lessens the Twisted Movie misnomer. It's as if these Pocket Pirates continues to beat consumers in the head repeatedly and they sit there and put money in front of them to soften the blow. Oh well.
It's back on schedule as midterm week is over (eeeaasssssyyyy) so get ready for more action and explosions. Halloween was a smashing success and/or failure whatever you decide to call it. Got Timmmy to update my characters so soon a whole Schwofield update should follow. Well it's as hot as a thousand Arabian Suns here so I gots ta run.
-MrMagicFingers
"You can dance if you want to.."
It's back on schedule as midterm week is over (eeeaasssssyyyy) so get ready for more action and explosions. Halloween was a smashing success and/or failure whatever you decide to call it. Got Timmmy to update my characters so soon a whole Schwofield update should follow. Well it's as hot as a thousand Arabian Suns here so I gots ta run.
-MrMagicFingers
"You can dance if you want to.."
IOU
I.O.The Lollerskates.org readers one post containing the link to my latest comic.
Sincerely,
MrMagicFingers
Sincerely,
MrMagicFingers
Alas por Borick
Well it seems that Bushy did it again. Of course he only did it because he got the fundies on his side. Bible thumpers ahoy! They got the buggy out for their quad yearly trip to the voting booths.
Another 4 years of captain douchebag. Not that Kerry would of been incredibly better, but at least people would stop sacrificing their freedoms for a false sense of security. Bush used false fear to keep the Presidency. Infact it wouldn't surprise me if the reason that a lot of people didn't go out on halloween was because they were scared of terrorists in the bushes running out and stabbing them. He makes it seem like someones going to run into your home, kill your cat, rape your mother, and eat your dog, all in the name of Allah. I don't think so sister.
But enough of this election nonsense, not much can be done now.
Halloween was fun and full of something or other.
Here's a preview:
And remember kids, Halliburton has a competitive 401k!
Another 4 years of captain douchebag. Not that Kerry would of been incredibly better, but at least people would stop sacrificing their freedoms for a false sense of security. Bush used false fear to keep the Presidency. Infact it wouldn't surprise me if the reason that a lot of people didn't go out on halloween was because they were scared of terrorists in the bushes running out and stabbing them. He makes it seem like someones going to run into your home, kill your cat, rape your mother, and eat your dog, all in the name of Allah. I don't think so sister.
But enough of this election nonsense, not much can be done now.
Halloween was fun and full of something or other.
Here's a preview:
And remember kids, Halliburton has a competitive 401k!
Understandable.
Well Elliot is from England, so his minformed political views are his own. Kerry began practicing his failure speech (and 5 mins later he's sleighted to forget he lost and flip flop over to his winning speech). I was watching Fox news on the status of the election and looks like whiney liberals can't say anything about this years election as he won both the electoral and the popular vote despite the liberal propaganda machine which bears striking resemblance to that of the communist party in Russia oh so many years ago. But I guess it's bad for the lefties if you start finding their sore beliefs attached to that of the same communistic ideals preached by Marx.
This war is only temporary, as is the "hardships" felt by Americans as the "unbias" media relentlessly assaulted Bush's administration with half-assed facts and false prophets as their "data" falters under the pressure of truth and time. Go look at the numbers and see how "Captain Douchebag" or "the most evil man" is improving the country. One could quickly say Clinton did that as well, but little Abegial if you do your research he cut the military and intelligence drastically putting us in this very situation. To all you naysayers who say nay to US's involvement of foreign affairs unnnecessary just rewatch Spiderman "With great power comes great responsibility".. ohh..now it makes sense right?
Before I forget, my politics will surely hurt my comic, but what can I do about it aside from taking a side in life as opposed to listen to everyone complain about political situations they don't even have any real facts to base it upon? Why do I care that people quote opinion pieces as facts, then base their opinions on them? Because little Abegail, the world is like a vaccuum, to the misinformed it sucks, to the well educated it blows.
-MrMagicFingers
If Kerry wins it'll be by magic, good thing magic doesn't exist
This war is only temporary, as is the "hardships" felt by Americans as the "unbias" media relentlessly assaulted Bush's administration with half-assed facts and false prophets as their "data" falters under the pressure of truth and time. Go look at the numbers and see how "Captain Douchebag" or "the most evil man" is improving the country. One could quickly say Clinton did that as well, but little Abegial if you do your research he cut the military and intelligence drastically putting us in this very situation. To all you naysayers who say nay to US's involvement of foreign affairs unnnecessary just rewatch Spiderman "With great power comes great responsibility".. ohh..now it makes sense right?
Before I forget, my politics will surely hurt my comic, but what can I do about it aside from taking a side in life as opposed to listen to everyone complain about political situations they don't even have any real facts to base it upon? Why do I care that people quote opinion pieces as facts, then base their opinions on them? Because little Abegail, the world is like a vaccuum, to the misinformed it sucks, to the well educated it blows.
-MrMagicFingers
If Kerry wins it'll be by magic, good thing magic doesn't exist
I should have said it earlier.
Crazy things happening this weekend, and I hope its not just because I am a christian. A lot of heated discussions concerning many political issues post election time. As you know I am no stranger topolitics, unfortuntely without any financial backing from an independant source my campaigning is currently and presently nonexistant. For free however I can make a stand on the issue of gay marriages. I support them because in due time they will be passed and there is no reason to stand against such inevitible forces unless I want to get overcome by the force and destroyed.
As a smart Republican I can say my party is not perfect and therefore I differ on many issues as I have a different belief sturcture that is similar but does not parallel theirs. So far the cartoonist in which I have given the first script did not seemed too enthused and it set me back quite a ways as I am trying to find reliable work that would help color the dream that has only been written in black and white.
There were some crazy things happening this weekend preventing me from posting this earlier and unfortuntely I cannot divulge any information (like it matters) until I fully understand what is going on and how it can be assessed. More bad news, my sexbox has finally gone the way of Ray Charles(in his youth, incoming off color joke) by not being able to read anything. Just in time for Halo 2, but the more commercials I see on it the worse the game becomes as what was once seen as an impressive game, it seemed to mimic Halo 1 in many graphics and style. I was not a fan of the first Halo so its expected that I did not want to shell out $50 for an overhyped couple hours of entertainment. And I will certainly recieve my fill of the game during future Lan parties.
I will be getting Half-Life 2, and starting my IRA soon. And it looks like I am still married.
-MrMagicFingers
rub rub rub that robot ass
As a smart Republican I can say my party is not perfect and therefore I differ on many issues as I have a different belief sturcture that is similar but does not parallel theirs. So far the cartoonist in which I have given the first script did not seemed too enthused and it set me back quite a ways as I am trying to find reliable work that would help color the dream that has only been written in black and white.
There were some crazy things happening this weekend preventing me from posting this earlier and unfortuntely I cannot divulge any information (like it matters) until I fully understand what is going on and how it can be assessed. More bad news, my sexbox has finally gone the way of Ray Charles(in his youth, incoming off color joke) by not being able to read anything. Just in time for Halo 2, but the more commercials I see on it the worse the game becomes as what was once seen as an impressive game, it seemed to mimic Halo 1 in many graphics and style. I was not a fan of the first Halo so its expected that I did not want to shell out $50 for an overhyped couple hours of entertainment. And I will certainly recieve my fill of the game during future Lan parties.
I will be getting Half-Life 2, and starting my IRA soon. And it looks like I am still married.
-MrMagicFingers
rub rub rub that robot ass
Hiatus(Digitaly!!!!!)
Well I should have said it earlier (deja vu, eerie) but I'm stopping my webcomic once again due to lack of interest (mine). I will be gone for a while and im just posting this so people wont think I am dead. The reason? None of your business. But, if you must know I have been delaying the writing of my book for sometime now, and if I don't do it know it'll never get it done. So take it from me kids (me <---- laziest man in the universe) if you don't actually do it, then it'll never get it done. Well it's time for me to go, but don't fret i'll be back in a few months to a year (hopefully not!) with more posting goodness, and a fresh new outlook on life. It's like getting high on life, or Jesus, or some drug, or oxygen deprivation, or Mrs.Claus.
-MrMagicFingers
That's the kinda magic im talkin' 'bout.
-MrMagicFingers
That's the kinda magic im talkin' 'bout.
oh right, halloween
involuntary sobriety does weird shit to someone's brain. i was sure i posted this before but apparently either the powers from above deleted such nastiness, or i just plumb forgot. so without further ado, here's a brief photo essay regarding a magnificent pagan holiday that has permanently seated itself in our society as one less excuse for dentists to go bankrupt.
http://www.geocities.com/kaninchenohren/heyalice/
furthermore, halo 2 is worth shelling out those fifty bucks. that is, if someone else buys it. dual weilding the needler and playing as the covenant is better than playing with my weiner.
http://www.geocities.com/kaninchenohren/heyalice/
furthermore, halo 2 is worth shelling out those fifty bucks. that is, if someone else buys it. dual weilding the needler and playing as the covenant is better than playing with my weiner.
December 2004
Rip Van Winkle Took A Tinkle
I think that's how the story goes anyway. How are you fellow Lollerskaters. I recently was contacted by an old friend from England land. How strange, considering I was thinking about him a few days before that. Excellent.
I AM NOW OFFICIALLY HALF DONE WITH MY CURRENT SCHOOLING.
All is well. Now I am closer to my master plan. Time to start finding some funding for real school. These 1 year courses don't cut it for what I have plans for. Berklee watch out.
I've also decided to seriously pick up guitar again. I have a feeling I'm going to need it in the future. Who knows what will come of it.
All is well in Elliot land. I recently purchased an Xbox so I can play Halo 2 on Xbox live. Oh the pleasure it gives me to make other people miserable by killing them a considerable amount of times. The worst thing is when you're killing someone and then someone comes up behind you, kills you, and kills the person you were shooting. Alas, they get a double kill and you get nought. But revenge is sweet, oh so sweet.
Am I the only one who thinks Brandon looks good as a woman? Hell if I was single and he didn't have a penis I'd go for it. That is to say if he shaved his armpits. Ok, maybe not.
I AM NOW OFFICIALLY HALF DONE WITH MY CURRENT SCHOOLING.
All is well. Now I am closer to my master plan. Time to start finding some funding for real school. These 1 year courses don't cut it for what I have plans for. Berklee watch out.
I've also decided to seriously pick up guitar again. I have a feeling I'm going to need it in the future. Who knows what will come of it.
All is well in Elliot land. I recently purchased an Xbox so I can play Halo 2 on Xbox live. Oh the pleasure it gives me to make other people miserable by killing them a considerable amount of times. The worst thing is when you're killing someone and then someone comes up behind you, kills you, and kills the person you were shooting. Alas, they get a double kill and you get nought. But revenge is sweet, oh so sweet.
Am I the only one who thinks Brandon looks good as a woman? Hell if I was single and he didn't have a penis I'd go for it. That is to say if he shaved his armpits. Ok, maybe not.
the worst feeling in the world is the realization that the seat is covered in baby shit and that home and a change of clothes is two hours away
merry christmas fags
January 2005
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once again, the calendar year begins with a sickly feeling in the stomach, pounding in the skull, and lethargy that only time can cure and milk with soda crackers can treat. what a way to start out 2005.
happy new year faggots
happy new year faggots
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this is the story of my life
i've been wearing the same boxers since new years and i nutted all over them the night before last because i was masturbating on the toilet with the boxers around my ankles and when i came my bust got all up on there and i tried wiping it on someone's towel but it just mashed in there further so i said fuck it and let it dry and sprayed axe down my pants so i wouldn't smell like load.
UPDATE ALERT
ALL IS WELL.
Magic Fingers now has a woman friend to appease his tenacity.
Magic Fingers now has a woman friend to appease his tenacity.