Trying to force an update is like trying to force out a large piece of solid, sideways feces. It's just going to end bad people. That's why this update isn't forced. More coerced. As of late our shoutcasts have been well, even with their small amount. We have successfully targeted our listener base and have also discovered what they want to hear about. Video games and sex. What else is there anway? Well, we won't get into that. All future shoutcasts shall be chock full of video game goodness and sexual innuendos. I'm sure you're just itching for the next one.

So you must ask, what has been happening in the amazing adventures of Elliots amazing interesting fun filled fantastic wonderful life. Not bloody much to be honest. The John Mayer/Maroon 5 Concert was excellent. I was impressed with the singers talent. I'm glad that there's bands coming into the market with good material and obvious talent and taste. I've been listening to their CD and I like it a lot. I'm not going to buy it however, mostly due to the fact that I'm too lazy to go to a store. Moving back to the concert, I hate screaming girls. Let me repeat that. I HATE screaming girls. Shut the fuck up you dumb sluts. Did you pay $50 to come and scream? Because I didn't. I came to see and HEAR the musicians. Not like half of you were anywhere fucking near anyway you cheap bitches.

If you're used to my posting style, you should know by now that most of my posts consist of random paragraphs that pertain to eachother in no way whatsoever. I've lost 30 lbs. There are no miracle diets. Eat well and exercise fatties. Your little pills won't help you, oh no.

It seems that it's spring break (I think?) and all the kiddies are down. The LAN party was good, except I didn't play too many games until later. I got pissed off when my comp couldn't run Savage and ordered a new mobo/cpu/video card and some ram. Yeah, penis envy. My E-Penis just got a bit bigger though. Until I broke my motherboard with a screwdriver. Looks like it'll have to hide in the dark while I wait for it to be RMA'd. Then all will be well. My video card should arrive tuesday. I can clock my cpu at 1.43 ghz until my new MB comes in. Should allow for some successfull gaming with my Ti4600. Sorry nVidia, maybe I'll come back later. Too bad your 9600 sucks and I'm cheap. I suppose that's the end of this amazing super duper post, more to come.

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