Someone type some type of controversial phrase in here.

hi spaz

Blasphemy!

Looks like there is some kind of posting going on here.

hey ppl.
y has no1 posted anyfing 4 like.... 4 eva? weel, bit ott, but u no.......
owellz.
skool in like 20 dayz... =[ neva mind...
sayanara!
spazula.
=]

Welcome Back

WELCUM BAK SHARKY!

spazula
=]

Yellow Tail Shiraz, the drink of Aussie Kings.

it does 2

coffee does not rock

hey totaleclipse (and any1 else nosy enuf 2 hav 2 read dis! o wel......)
go totaleclipse go totaleclipse! (um,,,, y go me? 4 da worst grammar/syntax award? cool!.... y am i sayin go totaleclipse? o well, neva mind....)
wooooooooo sharky cums bak 2day, not sure wat time but i wil eitha fone her 2moz, or sumthin.........
so hows u been since tues totaleclipse? y am i jus ramblin on? da fun in it is, u hav 2 keep readin cos if u dont ur mind wil catch up on ya, n u wil eventully wanna read it, so wheva u read it now, or l8r, u wil stil read it!
anyway must dash (wel i dont hav 2, i jus getin bored of all dis typin............... .................... .................... .................... .............. ur o so simple companion........... .................... .................. spazula =]
.... p.s if u red all dat, u r nuts. this is a tribute 2 sharky.... COFFEE ROX good by all...

go spazula, go spazula

wooooooooooooooooo sharky is comin bak 2moz! wooooooooooo! my best m8 n companion wil b bak n i wont b bored,,,,,, god bless sharky.... i pity her havin 2 hang out wif me........ o wel, neva mind!
spaz.
=]

woooooooo i won an award! wooooooo go me! da 1st time i hv eva won anyfing other dan a slap! woooooo. lol
spaz.
=]

And the worst grammar/syntax award goes to......Spazula!

i forgot 2 put dis in da msg - yeah, i also wonda wat sharky is doin in portugal, probly bein really misrebal in dat heat cos she cant go in da pool wif her exma, poor soul.
i pity her.
spaz.
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sharky will b bak soon! wooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooo oooooo! my bessie m8 wil b bak 2 brighton! the only 1 who is polite about burpiin! yay! i wil no longa b bored! woo! (not da ur not my bessie m8 2 totaleclipse!) n u wil hav sum1 2 argue about coffee wiv! all wil b rite wiv da world again soon! lol. this is 4 sharky: COFFEE TOTALLY ROX!!!!!!! god im so bored wivout her! lol.
hope ur havin fun so far totaleclipse. (c - no space! i gonna point dat out evretime i msg in here now! :D ) speak 2 u soon totaleclipse.
spazula
- ur oh so simple companion.

I wonder what sharky is doing in portugal?

hey totaleclipse! (c - no space!)
i hav turned my oh so simple mind 2 talkin 2 u as sharky is in portugal, whilst we r havin da worst weva i hav eva seen in july here in our home of the UK......
(ignore all of da useless ramblin!)
i can well believe dat u got over 145 in ur IQ test, u r very cleva, i wouldnt put it past u! (unless of course u put in a random answer n it just so happened 2 b rite!) any way, enuf of all da ramblin...... I'M BORED! and it is only da 1st day of da summa hols!!!!
anyway c u around totaleclipse, (c- no space again..... i'm on a role! woooo! yay 4 me! :D) lol
c u around:
spazula, the oh so simple minded friend of urs!!! lol (as sharky puts it!)
god i can't wait til she comes home, i'm SOOOOOOO bored! :P :( o well, c ya!

liar

omg i have just done the IQ test again and i got more than my last score which was 145.

have a lovely time in portugal sharky!

thank u so much sharky! (yeah belch wif a capital B lol) u r now officially my bessie m8! o yeah totaleclipse, sharky is rite: COFFEE TOTALLY ROX! LOL OOPS... CAPS... thats better.
c u guys around
spazula.
p.s: hav fun in portugal sharky! au revoire! (thats french... lol)

Damn. I got kicked out of BOLT for flooding again, and now I can't get back in!

that didnt happen with me. Thats weird.