omg she has lost the plot

Be nice to your kids.
They choose your Nursing Home!

Je Suis Avec Stupide!

Save a cow.
Eat a Vegetarian!

Oooh. Picky!

im not weird u r, and u dont spell my name total eclipse, its totaleclipse.

Oh Spazula,
You lost count of your,
Scabs(ula)

ur really weird sharky, u r 2 total eclipse! c u at skool.
spazula.

lets hope the cheese wasn't mouldy!

Hah, fool. I eat cheese for breakfast.

Note from Cheesus:
"Thou shalt be smoted with thytwisted twig of truth!"

Jesus is better

oh god not cheesus

Thou ist blasphemous to Cheesus!

You must be mad. Coffee is the devil's own creation. The good lord gave us tea and it would be who of all of us to partake in its delight.

only one cup of coffee? you normally have more then one a day. do u still have that big jar of coffee u bought last sat?

I am totally feeling sorry for myself! I walked an average of 10 miles today, and I've only had ONE coffee! Moan...

Bahaha

Am I now the only one who puts posts on this site? Come on people! JOIN THE WORMAGE!!!

It all started last night...
I was innocently drinking coffee, when something caught my eye. Right next to me was a freakin spider. Luckily, i'm not too squeamish, so I attempted to catch it, but the little asshole kept going underneath my T.V.
So I went downstairs and grabbed a mug, and when I finally got upstairs ( the phone rang) I couldnt find it. I tossed the mug and paper onto my bed, and drank some of my coffee. I felt rather ill as something bumped against my lip. I looked into the mug, and the little ( but now swollen and floating) shit had done a kamikaze into the freakin mug!

You are again hearing from me in school. We've got this new I.C.T teacher who told me to do him a shark leaflet if I finished my work last week. Well that took me about 5 mins, so I can put more crappy posts on here for the next...30 mins!

Coffee...

God has beseeched me! (Is that a word?...)
I have dodgy disco tunes stuck in my head! Right now it's a mix of ABBA's 'Waterloo', the hamster tune, the Witch Doctor, and 'Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple- shake a tree...'

*Whistles* Nice car, Bro! Still needs a shark fin though...

Yo Ellie,
It's your Dad * Gasps*
Nice car! Hope you had a great B-Day and you and the car are stilll in one piece.
Sorry to hear Captain. I hope you're okay. Umm...
Hey, you should be glad you're not here to see my toenail! I'm going to force Crezia into lokking at it! ( Grab a bucket!)
Wish I could have been there for your 18th but really looking forward to seeing you in August.
Love ya loads and glad you're my son.
Dad.
(and Crezia, 'cos she had to type AND send this out!)
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