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Re:M.Night Shamalama ding-dong's The Village
The Village is quite possibly the crappiest movie in existence. You got Served would have been more entertaining. If anyone was expecting to see it, don't. Here is the entire movie (until the part where we walked out):

Village scared of forest. Lucious (pronounced loocious) wants to travel through the forest and go to other towns to get medicines for some people in the town. The Village idiot meanwhile takes several trips into the forest to pick the "bad color" aka red berries and brings them back to the town. Lucious wanders into the forest one day and picks up the berries and walks back to town. The "things which they dont speak of" aka the things in the forest of which they are scared of "follow" him back to town and skin the livestock alive (you never see the creatures do anything except walk around). .... and so on and so forth

Fuck the summary. To make a long movie short there is nothing in the forest, it's all made up to "protect" the innocence of the village. But Lucious was stabbed and needed medicine so they sent the blind girl into the forest to find a "hidden" road. Once she "found" the road we got up and left. I should have saw the Manchurian Candidate instead.
MrMagicFingers on Saturday 31 July 2004 - 12:45:41
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bullet SharkOfVampirism
03 Nov : 10:38
What's with the abbreviations? >_>

bullet spazula
29 Oct : 14:35
yo ppl!
hows evre1 doin? gawd, ghost town or wat? wooo hallowe'en in 2 days! yay! yay 4 me, yay 4 me!
anywayz, catch u all l8r.
spazula.
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bullet SharkOfVampirism
13 Oct : 14:48
Woo, me again. Where is everyone? Jesus. This place is as dead as the townies will be, if they keep on PISSING ME OFF! What about you, Sharker? Goth, Townie, Hippie, Punk, etc. ANYBODY???

bullet SharkOfVampirism
11 Oct : 11:34
Languages are for Terrorist Wannabe's. Just bunk them!

bullet SharkOfVampirism
11 Oct : 11:33
Hello, weird people!
Anyone like sharks and/or Piranhas?
Note to Sharkbait: Hello! Finally, I'm not alone!
(I was originally SharkWithATasteForBl ood, but I couldn't sign in with that name!)

bullet MrSkullybones
17 Sep : 17:34
Take french instead loser. England isn't full of Mexicans like Florida is.

bullet spazula
15 Sep : 10:58
heya ppl!
hows evre1 doin? god i am so bored! mmmmm chipolatas.
i h8 spanish, im like totally crud at it. y did i hav 2 take it? o wel neva mind. c u at skool sharky. (n u totaleclipse... see? no space!!! :) ) lol
adios amigos.

bullet sharkbait13
09 Sep : 06:01
Oy Spaz! Sayonara is MY word!
And you spelt it wrong!
It's sayOnara.
Not sayAnara!

bullet sharkbait13
09 Sep : 05:59
Wow. Me sleep for vay long time!
Missed anything good?
Blame the FRIGGIN' DLL Virus!

bullet MrSkullybones
04 Sep : 12:34
I see.

bullet MrMagicFingers
01 Sep : 20:09
The name's Fingers McClit very well.

bullet MrSkullybones
01 Sep : 14:12
You're out of your element Fingers

bullet MrMagicFingers
30 Aug : 14:51
Shut the hell up Pauly!

bullet MrSkullybones
30 Aug : 14:46
Are you asking me?

bullet spazula
30 Aug : 13:10
isn't it annoyin wen sum1 asks u a question n u aint sure whether it's rhetorical or not??

bullet MrMagicFingers
28 Aug : 15:33
Someone type some type of controversial phrase in here.

bullet totaleclipse
25 Aug : 05:58
hi spaz

bullet MrSkullybones
23 Aug : 20:51
Blasphemy!

bullet MrMagicFingers
23 Aug : 17:22
Looks like there is some kind of posting going on here.

bullet spazula
16 Aug : 08:26
hey ppl.
y has no1 posted anyfing 4 like.... 4 eva? weel, bit ott, but u no.......
owellz.
skool in like 20 dayz... =[ neva mind...
sayanara!
spazula.
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Welcome Back

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WELCUM BAK SHARKY!

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30 Jul : 02:49
Yellow Tail Shiraz, the drink of Aussie Kings.

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29 Jul : 12:06
it does 2

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29 Jul : 11:01
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