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Re:M.Night Shamalama ding-dong's The Village
The Village is quite possibly the crappiest movie in existence. You got Served would have been more entertaining. If anyone was expecting to see it, don't. Here is the entire movie (until the part where we walked out):Village scared of forest. Lucious (pronounced loocious) wants to travel through the forest and go to other towns to get medicines for some people in the town. The Village idiot meanwhile takes several trips into the forest to pick the "bad color" aka red berries and brings them back to the town. Lucious wanders into the forest one day and picks up the berries and walks back to town. The "things which they dont speak of" aka the things in the forest of which they are scared of "follow" him back to town and skin the livestock alive (you never see the creatures do anything except walk around). .... and so on and so forth Fuck the summary. To make a long movie short there is nothing in the forest, it's all made up to "protect" the innocence of the village. But Lucious was stabbed and needed medicine so they sent the blind girl into the forest to find a "hidden" road. Once she "found" the road we got up and left. I should have saw the Manchurian Candidate instead. You must be logged in to post comments on this site - please either log in or if you are not registered click here to signup | Date / Time
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Looks like there is some kind of posting going on here.
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