Did you know that cat flea powder gets rid of public crabs or lice? I hope you all remember that, it can come in handy in the future.

Now, we did 208 dinners tonight, quite a bit during this time of year and for a restaurant of our size. Most people eating didn't have to wait long. I, however, had to wait for 20 minutes to wait for someone to open a cabinet for me to buy a watch at K Mart. They were all sitting there (4 of the fuckers, 2 managers,) talking watching me waiting and waiting. Argh.

Moving on. It's pointless for anyone else to run for President, because obviously Bush is going to be re elected. Even if I didn't like him I would still say keep him on because he knows what he's doing as of now. I just wish he would hurry up with that amnesty for aliens deal. Unless it only applies to Mexicans. If that's the case he can go fuck himself. If he's going to do that why doesn't he just try to make Mexico a state.

Christ almighty what a compilation of shite.