Well tonight was an interesting night

I was pulled over for cutting through the Kmart/Mcdonalds plaza on 41 near Pine ridge to avoid a red light while on my way to Denny's with some friends.

The cop who pulled me over was totally convinced that I was drunk/stoned and performed tons of tests. Of course this was after I told him I was 18 and English. Supposedly I had "major eye trauma," and that he knows what he's talking about. Ok. He called backup and that guy did some test on me, which I passed flawlessly thank you.

Next came the K-9 unit. The woman pulled up and Terence and Phillip were asked to get out of the car. Terence told the cop he had 2 beers and they fine with that. Of course they have Phillip empty out his pockets first, and one of the officers even put their hand near their gun when he went in his pockets. The dog sniffed my car and walked away completely uninterested, the lady dragged him back to the other side of the car. Supposedly the dog "hit" on my car (what, is it cute or something,) after the guy nodded repeatedly to the lady while repeating "did he find anything?" Uh, yeah. Ok so I let them search my car, which is fine since I knew it was clean.

"Sir, there's the distinct smell of marijuana in your car." Ok, I'm sure, since there's never been anything like that even near it. Maybe it's the mixed smell of feet, vanilla air freshener, and old fries mixed together I say. No, marijuana has a very distinct smell. Ok dooder, whatever you say.

They do a breathalizer on me. Oh, what do you know, 0% BAL. Who would of thought a teenager out at 3 a.m wasn't drunk.

It was total bullshit but they were obviously bored so I was happy to humour them. Phillip, Terence, and I just stood around talking like nothing was going on. Probably pissed them off that we weren't wetting ourselves.

The fucker gave me a $115 ticket that I'll probably get nulled in court. On the way out the K-9 unit tailed me. They ruined my appetite.