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every single one of you is mexican right now, or a summary of a day's killing spree
1) dove
- bb gun, pump, iron sights
- throat shot at approximately fifty feet
- finishing shot to back of head, point blank
- left it where it lay

2) squirrel
- bb gun
- gut shot at around twenty five feet
- chest shot "
- fall into ditch, subsequent drowning
- given to the cat and partially eaten

3) squirrel
- bb gun
- headshot at approximately forty feet
- thirty foot fall to ground
- thrown against the wall and trees several times, the fucker kept breathing
- cut off head, arms, legs and tail, placed in plastic bag
- abdomen sliced open and intestines removed
- torso tossed into ditch
- bag taken to school but discarded as it had an unpleasant odor

4) opossum
- feet
- numerous powerful kicks
- six stomps on the head
- cigarette burn to the eye
- various lighter burns
- blown several shotguns from a celebratory toke, to ease the discomfort
- heavy rock dropped/thrown onto head five times
- head dunked into ditch
- body placed in empty garbage container at corner of property
- buried after smell became overpowering and vultures came to say hi, gasmask was necessary to bury it

5) black vulture
- 7.92mm Mauser 98k, iron sights
- single shot at around 80 feet through chest and wings
- nickel-sized hole through entire body at widest point
- struggled and quickly bled to death or suffocated
- dragged to the dead end, discarded
Coach Fabio on Sunday 05 October 2003 - 11:58:24
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MrMagicFingers | 06 Oct : 00:48
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Does the gasmask really block out the smell?

andyfl83 | 06 Oct : 08:16
Comments: 9
Registered: 01 Oct : 00:51
7.92mm Mauser 98k eh? Got any pics?
those are nice rifles

MrSkullybones | 06 Oct : 08:58
Comments: 53
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poor squirrel

Coach Fabio | 06 Oct : 22:30
Comments: 21
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no pics... i had one from when i put it in the scanner... not the whole thing of course, the bolt and surrounding areas, with a few live and empty rounds on the glass too, but i lost that in a reformat, and since i got windows xp the scanner won't scan. it's a 1936 mfg, decent and obviously shootable condition, but missing the hand guard. it's old and obsolete, but still wouldn't mind taking it with me as part of a militia group if florida was ever invaded by outsiders that don't look like us and speak another language and pick vegetables. oh wait...

and yes, kaiser wilhelm, the gas mask did take care of the smell for the most part. except when i was burying the opossum and throwing dirt on it... i could see one patch that had the hair ripped away and there were more and more maggots festering beneath the surface of the skin as the weight on the rest of the bloated animal increased, and when it finally broke, there was a release of putrid air and invertibrates ,and the smell penetrated my mask to the point where i had to run away and rip off the mask gasping. life sucks when there's dead animals to bury.

MrMagicFingers | 06 Oct : 23:03
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I didn't know how much the gas mask actually stopped I guess I should one day do some testing myself and see the limits of technology. The Mauser is an excellent weapon of choice, it's better than the cheap easy to assemble weapons america had during WW2.

You should assemble a crack team of militia men and try to take Castro out of power. OR just go down to South America and start hunting men, you know as bounty hunters, theres always a market and all that experience gained and you can even force the natives to speak english.. like the REST of the world.

But, I think the coolest job would be hunting Chechnian (sp?) rebels, i'm sure you could make some serious money from the new Russian government if hunt them like dogs or oppossums, or intelligent monkeys.

andyfl83 | 11 Oct : 23:06
Comments: 9
Registered: 01 Oct : 00:51
well the mauser was germany's primary rifle of the war. i swear to god i cant stand all these fucking hatians in florida, i should move to africa.



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What's with the abbreviations? >_>

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29 Oct : 14:35
yo ppl!
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bullet MrSkullybones
17 Sep : 17:34
Take french instead loser. England isn't full of Mexicans like Florida is.

bullet spazula
15 Sep : 10:58
heya ppl!
hows evre1 doin? god i am so bored! mmmmm chipolatas.
i h8 spanish, im like totally crud at it. y did i hav 2 take it? o wel neva mind. c u at skool sharky. (n u totaleclipse... see? no space!!! :) ) lol
adios amigos.

bullet sharkbait13
09 Sep : 06:01
Oy Spaz! Sayonara is MY word!
And you spelt it wrong!
It's sayOnara.
Not sayAnara!

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Wow. Me sleep for vay long time!
Missed anything good?
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bullet MrSkullybones
04 Sep : 12:34
I see.

bullet MrMagicFingers
01 Sep : 20:09
The name's Fingers McClit very well.

bullet MrSkullybones
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You're out of your element Fingers

bullet MrMagicFingers
30 Aug : 14:51
Shut the hell up Pauly!

bullet MrSkullybones
30 Aug : 14:46
Are you asking me?

bullet spazula
30 Aug : 13:10
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Someone type some type of controversial phrase in here.

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25 Aug : 05:58
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bullet MrSkullybones
23 Aug : 20:51
Blasphemy!

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23 Aug : 17:22
Looks like there is some kind of posting going on here.

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16 Aug : 08:26
hey ppl.
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29 Jul : 11:01
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