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every single one of you is mexican right now, or a summary of a day's killing spree
1) dove
- bb gun, pump, iron sights
- throat shot at approximately fifty feet
- finishing shot to back of head, point blank
- left it where it lay
2) squirrel
- bb gun
- gut shot at around twenty five feet
- chest shot "
- fall into ditch, subsequent drowning
- given to the cat and partially eaten
3) squirrel
- bb gun
- headshot at approximately forty feet
- thirty foot fall to ground
- thrown against the wall and trees several times, the fucker kept breathing
- cut off head, arms, legs and tail, placed in plastic bag
- abdomen sliced open and intestines removed
- torso tossed into ditch
- bag taken to school but discarded as it had an unpleasant odor
4) opossum
- feet
- numerous powerful kicks
- six stomps on the head
- cigarette burn to the eye
- various lighter burns
- blown several shotguns from a celebratory toke, to ease the discomfort
- heavy rock dropped/thrown onto head five times
- head dunked into ditch
- body placed in empty garbage container at corner of property
- buried after smell became overpowering and vultures came to say hi, gasmask was necessary to bury it
5) black vulture
- 7.92mm Mauser 98k, iron sights
- single shot at around 80 feet through chest and wings
- nickel-sized hole through entire body at widest point
- struggled and quickly bled to death or suffocated
- dragged to the dead end, discarded
Posted by Coach Fabio on Sunday 05 October 2003 - 11:58:24
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so the neighbors called the police a couple days ago
that's right, it's spelled neighbors, not neighbours. moving on, i was outside with a mauser 98k rifle my grandpa picked up in france during the war. dicked around outside for a bit, firing a few clips' worth of blanks in various directions, and then went in back for some more ammo. i decided to be a dick and put on my wehrmacht jacket and helmet, and upon stepping outisde i saw that some foolish and distasteful species of birds had returned to the area. turned around and went back inside to get a live round. as i stepped back outside i saw a police car pulling into my neighbor's driveway and i did an immediate about-face and fucked off back to my room, unloading the rifle and stripping off the jacket and helmet. went back outside as the cop was coming past my driveway, and he stopped and asked me if i'd heard any gunshots, and i told him no, so he left.
Submitted by Coach Fabio ( kaninchenohren.at.yahoo.com )
Posted by MrSkullybones on Wednesday 24 September 2003 - 23:05:15
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Top 5 Favorite Bands
In no certain order are:
Queen, for their amazing songs and Freddie Mercury's amazing voice. I don't think they've written a song I don't like.
Radiohead, for their great original sound. Radiohead is the band that every other band wishes they were.
Oasis, because they're great songwriters, have one of the best front men, and are arrogant assholes, just like me.
Coldplay, great use of multiple instruments and great songs. What more can you say. Great singer.
Zero 7, just amazing. Brilliant mixes and songs that you can just sit and listen to for hours.
In other news, High Fidelity is one of my favorite movies. If you haven't seen it, I suggest you do so.
Posted by MrSkullybones on Wednesday 24 September 2003 - 23:04:01
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my aunt can just go to hell
warning: you have exceeded your 6.0mb limit.
43 unread messages.
40 of them from my aunt
none of them without attachments
all of it crap
god damn that woman, and everyone else who forwards shit mail for that matter. email jokes? no thanks. they are never funny, most are old, and i don't have the time to read that garbage. well i have the time, i have plenty of time, but plenty of better things to do to. and worse things to do, things i'd rather be doing than reading "ten things that women want" from my fucking aunt. i tell her i never read my mail. sending more will make me want to read it less. to hell with her, i'm just going to get a new address and that will be the end of it... until she calls and asks if i've read her letters. that ought to be fun... "no, aunt nancy. i don't read your mail. most of it is shit i read two years ago when it was first mass-mailed across the globe. the shit your coworkers send you isn't funny. the shit your friends send you isn't funny. in fact, most things people over forty think are funny, aren't funny. and you know what? mailing things to people that isn't funny, isn't funny. even mailing funny things to people doesn't make you funny because you weren't the one who came up with it in the first place. you know what would be funny though? formatting your hard drive. and driving your car into a ditch."
Posted by Coach Fabio on Wednesday 24 September 2003 - 22:50:09
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Don't fall for this
I just got this in my inbox:
Microsoft All Products | Support | Search | Microsoft.com Guide
Microsoft Home
Microsoft Consumer
this is the latest version of security update, the "September 2003, Cumulative Patch" update which resolves all known security vulnerabilities affecting MS Internet Explorer, MS Outlook and MS Outlook Express as well as three newly discovered vulnerabilities. Install now to protect your computer from these vulnerabilities, the most serious of which could allow an attacker to run executable on your system. This update includes the functionality of all previously released patches.
System requirements Windows 95/98/Me/2000/NT/XP
This update applies to MS Internet Explorer, version 4.01 and later
MS Outlook, version 8.00 and later
MS Outlook Express, version 4.01 and later
Recommendation Customers should install the patch at the earliest opportunity.
How to install Run attached file. Choose Yes on displayed dialog box.
How to use You don't need to do anything after installing this item.
Microsoft Product Support Services and Knowledge Base articles can be found on the Microsoft Technical Support web site. For security-related information about Microsoft products, please visit the Microsoft Security Advisor web site, or Contact Us.
Thank you for using Microsoft products.
Please do not reply to this message. It was sent from an unmonitored e-mail address and we are unable to respond to any replies.
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The names of the actual companies and products mentioned herein are the trademarks of their respective owners.
Contact Us | Legal | TRUSTe
©2003 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved. Terms of Use | Privacy Statement | Accessibility
While it has the appearance of a real microsoft email, notice how everything is linked to Microsoft.com to make it look official, it has an attatched file. Microsoft never emails you, let alone sends you files. Do not run the file, for it will fuck you up. I don't know how, but it will. These idiots didn't even bother to spoof the email address, as it is coming from the email address ecvuyctqifpxti@confidence.ms.com. Pfft, newbs.
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