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bullet this is the story of my life
On 05 Jan : 01:49 (Comments: 0)
i've been wearing the same boxers since new years and i nutted all over them the night before la ...

bullet Untitled
On 02 Jan : 23:13 (Comments: 0)
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bullet Untitled
On 01 Jan : 17:47 (Comments: 0)
once again, the calendar year begins with a sickly feeling in the stomach, pounding in the skull, an ...

merry christmas fags ...

bullet oh right, halloween
On 16 Nov : 10:37 (Comments: 1)
involuntary sobriety does weird shit to someone's brain. i was sure i posted this before but app ...

batter up, kids, coach is in the house. this has been some bullshit and at the moment i'm not su ...

bullet Timmmy.com
On 13 Oct : 00:33 (Comments: 0)
[color=dark blue] Thanks to the help of our god elliot. I was messed with my site some more. ...

bullet Don't touch my monkey, he's timid
On 06 Sep : 11:38 (Comments: 0)
Well since the old forum sucked I just added the e107 one. Enjoy your fucktardery. http://lollers ...

bullet ALER ALERT ASIANS INPROXIMATE
On 31 Jul : 22:15 (Comments: 1)
Karl Jiangs sister has been located. [img]http://lollerskates.org/images/carlsister.jpg[/img] ...

bullet Oh shi
On 19 Jun : 17:29 (Comments: 2)
Where'd my hair go? [img]http://lollerskates.org/images/wtfhair.jpg[/img] ...

bullet Bahamamamama
On 25 May : 17:21 (Comments: 0)
Ah and so ends by trip to the Bahamas. I left Friday morning and arrived early on Nassau, Bahamas. W ...

bullet Ok motherfuckers
On 01 May : 15:46 (Comments: 0)
Don't delete my shit or you die. Thanks. I could also be having DNS issues, so if this is a doub ...

bullet Hey bitch
On 04 Feb : 20:00 (Comments: 1)
You want to go see 21 Grams/Big Fish? ...

bullet Nipplessss
On 04 Feb : 19:57 (Comments: 0)
[center][img]http://lollerskates.org/images/janet2.jpg[/img][/center] She was paid off by the big ...

bullet Hah
On 03 Feb : 18:06 (Comments: 0)
Well now we all know where Wills opinions lie. I'm sure we'll learn some more later. Mov ...

bullet joke
On 02 Feb : 12:06 (Comments: 0)
Q:what do you call a dog with no legs? A: doesnt matter. he wont come anyway! Q:what has 100 bal ...

bullet I am a man of regard.
On 26 Jan : 15:23 (Comments: 2)
[img]http://pook2.50megs.com/lollerskates.gif[/img] re·gard v. re·gard·ed, re·gard·ing, re·gards ...

bullet so Elliot went to the Fresh Market today
On 23 Jan : 19:53 (Comments: 1)
...and I didn't say hi to him. Why? First, I had nothing to say other than "hey Limey, how& ...

bullet What's the problem?
On 23 Jan : 19:51 (Comments: 0)
Everyday I get bollocked 'cos some dumb ass says 'hey why do you like sharks? they should be ...

bullet Bang Pang bOW
On 30 Dec : 14:55 (Comments: 0)
[center][img]http://lollerskates.org/images/paintball/16.jpg[/img][/center] Paintballing was defi ...

bullet this post contains more than one line
On 29 Dec : 01:41 (Comments: 2)
[img]http://www.dodhq.net/~pmf/izylol/PARTYHARD.gif[/img] kaiser wilhelm; ...

bullet sometimes people just go too far
On 28 Dec : 14:30 (Comments: 0)
[img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20031214/capt.sge.olm15.141203235512.photo00.default ...

bullet Untitled
On 18 Dec : 06:08 (Comments: 0)
This is a reminder to make a LOTR post ...

bullet Out Of Order
On 14 Dec : 08:23 (Comments: 1)
Australian politician and Opposition Leader Colin Barnett has demonstrated that - in his mind at lea ...

bullet i think you should...
On 07 Dec : 23:03 (Comments: 2)
http://lollerskates.org/files/Pac-Man%20and%20Burris%20-%20Eat%20A%20Dick.mp3 ...

bullet New Topic Woo Hoo
On 30 Nov : 19:19 (Comments: 4)
So today I got a new microphone. It's sexy. Observe: [img]http://lollerskates.org/images/mic. ...

bullet this is not news
On 23 Nov : 21:53 (Comments: 1)
nice toe there skully. no, i'm aware of the fact that i'm not on the x-files and you are not ...

bullet ...
On 19 Nov : 17:52 (Comments: 1)
[img]http://www.geocities.com/kaninchenohren/spic.txt[/img] ...

bullet Ted gone wild
On 14 Nov : 12:04 (Comments: 0)
Thank you elliot for giving me these magical powers. here some pics of my crazy friend ted. ...

bullet he's a robot
On 09 Nov : 22:24 (Comments: 1)
a google mirror. har har. http://elgoog.rb-hosting.de/ ...

bullet i decided to add a news item
On 06 Nov : 09:25 (Comments: 0)
did you know the average sex scene is three POINT five minutes long in a "sexy" movie? (R ...

bullet AHHHHHH MOTHERLAND!!!!1!
On 02 Nov : 07:55 (Comments: 1)
http://members.cox.net/impunity/endofworld.swf ...

bullet all i want for christmas is...
On 26 Oct : 15:58 (Comments: 0)
http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html [img]http://www.neuticles.com/webpics/3dgram.gif[/img] i ...

well welll wellll.... that's where i get my water. no, this has nothing at all to do with water, ...

bullet some people never cease to disappoint me
On 22 Oct : 14:50 (Comments: 2)
so the barron collier jrotc put up a website. well, to be more precice, that cock fiending faggot ti ...

bullet this makes me chuckle
On 20 Oct : 20:22 (Comments: 0)
http://home.comcast.net/~xcom86/bustip.mpg look at them kicking feet ...

bullet fFalarwoofle
On 19 Oct : 18:44 (Comments: 1)
Fworfofleadsfl;asdfjaw;lrkjwtnasdgl;ksglkasg \ I'm gonna see KilL bill tomorrow christ ...

bullet The Darkness
On 14 Oct : 06:57 (Comments: 1)
The next Lollerskates song is by The Darkness. They're a relatively new band with a classic roll ...

bullet Girl of the Day
On 12 Oct : 17:34 (Comments: 2)
The Lollerskates "Girl of the Day" is Lachey Chabert from Lost in Space, and Family Guy as ...

bullet Flash Fun
On 11 Oct : 19:43 (Comments: 1)
Tell me what you think of these two 1) http://lollerskates.org 2) http://lollerskates.org/yourcr ...

bullet Mine is bigger
On 09 Oct : 06:58 (Comments: 1)
[img]http://lollerskates.org/images/schwarz2.jpg[/img] ...

bullet Truth AND beauty?
On 08 Oct : 21:59 (Comments: 0)
If gay people didn't have skewed views of reality then they wouldn't be homosexual or bi. ...

bullet Ah British Music
On 07 Oct : 19:39 (Comments: 0)
Ahhhh, here is todays ...

bullet Time Travel
On 02 Oct : 16:59 (Comments: 2)
Send yourself a few years ago a letter. Advice on what not to do and what to do instead. Damn that w ...

bullet Old Ladies Are Pervets
On 01 Oct : 19:59 (Comments: 1)
So I started work today at 10:30, and I just got home at 10:30. I'm the proud owner of two (2) n ...

bullet Apple Caramel Crisp Cheesecake
On 29 Sep : 19:02 (Comments: 0)
I am at this moment eating this marvelous piece of cooking> Top Layer: Apple Slices + Apple Crisp + ...

bullet Let The Good Times Roll
On 26 Sep : 12:50 (Comments: 1)
Ah, we live in a crazy world. I was having a talk with someone the other day about homosexuals, or f ...

bullet Finally Magic jumped on the bandwagon...
On 13 Sep : 01:28 (Comments: 0)
Perhaps one of the last of the card games to ever think about including an inventory for their creat ...

bullet Hah!
On 12 Sep : 11:41 (Comments: 1)
I wonder why there is a [censored] mark on [img]http://lollerskates.org/images/house/12.jpg[/img]? ...

A new fad has taken over the mainstream media, it seems harmless at first, but with deep roots in fa ...

bullet We're back in business baby
On 12 Sep : 10:32 (Comments: 1)
Much thanks to Jalist, the creator of e107, for figuring out why I couldn't install e107 again. ...



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bullet spazula
03 Feb : 10:20
mmmmmmm english essays r hard 2 do wen u dunno wat 2 rite, and ur deadline has been bought closa by 2 weeks.........

bullet VampyTheShark
27 Jan : 09:06
WHERE THE BLOOD FLOWS FREELY, IS WHERE YOU WILL FIND ME! VvvV

bullet AnOnYmouS
27 Jan : 03:09
Yes, you are. Extremely simple.

bullet spazula
16 Jan : 06:29
no, im not simple, well, i am, but i just felt like makin a point on 'cripple' jus 2 b annoyin, i now c, afta howeva much revision i dun dat spanish truly SUX, thank u 4 clearin up da chipolata thing, and ya, i mustv bin 12, n u 13, i now am enlightened, wat was cloudy is now clear!!!! =]
Spazula
=]

bullet AnOnYmouS
16 Jan : 06:28
Blee wibble wibble ouch kerbibble rittib

bullet AnOnYmouS
16 Jan : 06:25
Jesus, you're more simple than I thought. Okay, here is what I can answer for you...
Chipolatas are small. You were 12, I was 13. What's right with spanish? I asked why you were called cripple, because if I told you I already knew why, you would know who I am. Duhhh...

bullet spazula
14 Jan : 09:39
well, i no 1 thing, we cudnt been 13 wen 'spazula' came about 'cos i 'member u sayin, as i quote *clears throat* "Hey Spaz! Your finally nearly a teenager like me!" and this was a couple days before my birthday, and that name had been around for a fair amount of time by then.......
mmmmmmm chipolatas....
hang on a sec, are chipolatas the really small coctail party sausages, or are they the really long hotdog sausages, or somethin' totally different??? mmmmmmmmmmmmm....... .. mysterious unidentified meat substance...........
yuumm...
awwwwwwwwwwww my 3 yr old bro just came runnin' in 2 my room wid a mini skateboard n started wiggling his fingers like he was playin guitar wid it, as he was holdin it like a guitar. awwwwwwwwwwwww =]
anywayz, adios amigos.
Spazula
=]
o ya, y did u ask if i was takin da p*ss outta 'cripple' s if u no perfectly well about the orientation of the nickname??? 0_o

bullet spazula
13 Jan : 09:27
funny observation, but isn't the term 'cripple' an even more offensive term than 'spazula' for a physically and/or mentally handicapped person in the first place AnOnYmouS? i no, o sorry..... know *sighs in deep frustration* that if a random person just came up to me in the middle of the street, whether i was physically and/or mentally handicapped or not, and called me 'cripple' i would be more offended by that than some random freak of nature who gave there freind the nickname 'spazula'. =] so anyways, shouldn't it be ME making YOU appologise??!!?? because the truth is, the term 'cripple' is a hell of alot worse than the name 'spazula'. i mean, c'mon, lets get it in proportion here...............
Spazula.
=]
o ya, wats wrong with spanish? =]

bullet spazula
13 Jan : 07:06
crezia???? errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrr wat????? errrrrrr

bullet AnOnYmouS
13 Jan : 03:30
And get your spelling rite...er I mean right! And it wasn't sudden, I was cooking, and deep in thought about mixing your name (Sarah) with the instrumental tool that which I was holding.(A spatula) And we were 12-13.

bullet AnOnYmouS
12 Jan : 06:16
You telltale! And besides, it was Year 8!!! And stop repeating what you are saying! tsk

bullet spazula
12 Jan : 05:55
no, n no im not bein offensive, tis wat my m8s call me cos wen i was at one of my best m8s houses she suddenly yelled out "spatula!?!" n it made me laf, n she made me laf even more by chuckling humorously n sayin "Spazula" n it made me laf even more, thus, they called me that since, tis my nickname, im not bein offensive, it is just a silly name my friends call me, nothin offensive was meant by it. however, if i hav offended u, my appologies, but honestly, it is just a silly lil nickname my friend came up with cos we thort the play on 'spatula' was funny, bearing in mind this was like..... year 7, so we were both only 11.

bullet AnOnYmouS
08 Jan : 10:09
Spazula, are you a cripple? If not, you are being offensive to those who are.

bullet AnOnYmouS
06 Jan : 04:53
Gargle...ARGH- SPANISH- NOOO..

bullet spazula
25 Dec : 05:52
hey ppl. merry crimbo 2 all! adios. Spazula. =]

bullet AnOnYmouS
16 Dec : 10:22
Rarrrrrrr.........

bullet MrSkullybones
15 Dec : 09:30
Hazaa

bullet ScarZ
15 Dec : 04:00
?

bullet Coach Fabio
14 Dec : 16:43
...british...

bullet Coach Fabio
14 Dec : 16:41
jay leno? no way!

bullet ScarZ
13 Dec : 04:23
HL2! Who has played this fine ass game? I got it soon after the release, but havn't had internet to play it, but now i have and i played HL2 DM and its sweet. Mint runnin around throwing toilets, baths, radiators etc at each other. Any1 else played it?

bullet MrSkullybones
06 Dec : 18:22
The aftertaste of Cranberry is the best. It's good for cleaning out the kidneys

bullet +Crezia+
05 Dec : 13:24
*Moans* Note to self (And others) NEVER drink 4 litres of Cranberry Juice- No matter HOW much you feel the urge to drink red fluid!.... *Blurp*

bullet spazula
05 Dec : 07:52
yo ppl.
hows evre1? mmm no wonda u found dem links crezia, u all ova, hehee, c u at skool, by ppl, have um... fun on er... vampire links... i gess....
adios amigos
Spazula
=]

bullet +Crezia+
02 Dec : 09:14
-link- is good too!



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