News Item: : Movies are so predictable
(Category: Ken)
Posted by paintballken
Saturday 20 September 2003 - 01:36:12
Movies are so predictable. Why can't someone make a movie where the main star dies? I mean, let's see a movie where all the previews show Vin Diesel kicking some fat drug dealer guys ass, and then when you go see it in the movie threatres the fat drug dealer fight is in the beginning and he ends up killing Vin Diesel. Now that's enterfuckintainment. I would seriously get into a movie if the main star dies because it's so rare, its amazing.
I haven't really gone to the movies that much but over the summer I would have to say the best movie I've seen is Bad Boys II. Its a comedic action type movie with crazy ass effects that weren't created by computer. I really like all the new computer effect shit now since it looks so realistic, just like in Lord of the Rings when big ass armies stomped the shit out of people, thats fucking elite. But in Bad Boys II theres car's flying over people and it's all real! Which means people could've died during the making! That's great. It would be great if Jackie Chan died during the making of his movie, I would see it just because Jackie Chan died in it. Another example of morons like me watching Jackie Chan just because he died in it is all the people that are gonna watch 8 Simple Rules because John Ritter died from his aortic valves getting split open. All these specialists on TV oh JOHN RITTER THIS JOHN RITTER THAT WHAT A GREAT MAN. Have you noticed how when a person dies everyone says good shit about them? But if they were alive people would be like "Oh john ritter? Fuck that guy rofllkmamosdmom." All the people are gonna tune into 8 Simple Rules and it's gonna get high as fuck ratings just because John Ritter died.
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