News Item: : so the neighbors called the police a couple days ago
(Category: Gah)
Posted by MrSkullybones
Wednesday 24 September 2003 - 23:05:15
that's right, it's spelled neighbors, not neighbours. moving on, i was outside with a mauser 98k rifle my grandpa picked up in france during the war. dicked around outside for a bit, firing a few clips' worth of blanks in various directions, and then went in back for some more ammo. i decided to be a dick and put on my wehrmacht jacket and helmet, and upon stepping outisde i saw that some foolish and distasteful species of birds had returned to the area. turned around and went back inside to get a live round. as i stepped back outside i saw a police car pulling into my neighbor's driveway and i did an immediate about-face and fucked off back to my room, unloading the rifle and stripping off the jacket and helmet. went back outside as the cop was coming past my driveway, and he stopped and asked me if i'd heard any gunshots, and i told him no, so he left.
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