News Item: : every single one of you is mexican right now, or a summary of a day's killing spree
(Category: Gah)
Posted by Coach Fabio
Sunday 05 October 2003 - 11:58:24
1) dove
- bb gun, pump, iron sights
- throat shot at approximately fifty feet
- finishing shot to back of head, point blank
- left it where it lay
2) squirrel
- bb gun
- gut shot at around twenty five feet
- chest shot "
- fall into ditch, subsequent drowning
- given to the cat and partially eaten
3) squirrel
- bb gun
- headshot at approximately forty feet
- thirty foot fall to ground
- thrown against the wall and trees several times, the fucker kept breathing
- cut off head, arms, legs and tail, placed in plastic bag
- abdomen sliced open and intestines removed
- torso tossed into ditch
- bag taken to school but discarded as it had an unpleasant odor
4) opossum
- feet
- numerous powerful kicks
- six stomps on the head
- cigarette burn to the eye
- various lighter burns
- blown several shotguns from a celebratory toke, to ease the discomfort
- heavy rock dropped/thrown onto head five times
- head dunked into ditch
- body placed in empty garbage container at corner of property
- buried after smell became overpowering and vultures came to say hi, gasmask was necessary to bury it
5) black vulture
- 7.92mm Mauser 98k, iron sights
- single shot at around 80 feet through chest and wings
- nickel-sized hole through entire body at widest point
- struggled and quickly bled to death or suffocated
- dragged to the dead end, discarded
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