Well now we all know where Wills opinions lie. I'm sure we'll learn some more later.

Moving on.

Tonight I rented 2 movies:
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
The Order

Numerous sources have said that The League was a horrible movie. Well, for action it was decent. Storyline? Well...what can I say. It was a movie. It wasn't a great movie. It wasn't a terrible movie (maybe a little better than terrible.) Hollywood has a way of distracting you from bad storylines with fancy effects. But that's ok, I like bright lights. I also like to cover my eyes and think for a little bit. What did I think? Interesting at best. I gave this movie a shot because it has Sean Connery and Vampires in it. Can't go wrong with Vampires. Or the Scottish. More to come when The Order is over.


UPDATE: I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT THE ORDER. IT WAS HORRIBLE. HORRIBLE I SAY!

I never said smoking wasn't bad. It is, everyone knows it is, even people who smoke. Truth assumes the position of the protector of mankind against an "evil" business. The TRUTH is that Tobbacco Company sells a product which people buy because they enjoy using it. There are warnings everywhere saying it may cause cancer and 'don't smoke if you are pregnant’. And they take heed those warnings whenever a consumer buys the package. They have the right to smoke cigarettes and not get hassled because of their choice. Yes it's a choice to smoke, regardless of what you may have been told about the “dangers" of nicotine being addictive and "horror" stories of people being unable to quit smoking because they are and so the cigarette company is to blame for all the evil and malcontent in this world. There are products which you can buy at local stores that will help you to stop smoking IF you have a problem with quitting. They work; that is why they are still around.
And if that doesn't help send an email to the tobacco company asking for help or go see your shrink to see if you have any deeper problems. The fact is people who smoke want to smoke because they enjoy it. It is dirty and it does stink but hey, people enjoy it.
Speaking of people enjoying things, how about money? The tobacco companies help move the economy (even more so because of those damn lawsuits) and not just the US economy but the world wide economy, and think of how many people are employed by this big business. What would happen if truth were to succeed: massive unemployment and chairmen forced into another Enron position because they are forced into a position where that looks like the only alternative.
Now the next topic on the list is death and cancer. Everything nowadays puts you at risk for some cancer, the sun for instance, if you stay in the sun too long because you want to get tan (kind of like an addiction, but not overtly physical) and after years and years you develop skin cancer. Do you sue the sun? Of course not, you moron, It's your own damn fault you got skin cancer; or your body's for being weak and susceptible.
Truth makes it out to believe that tobacco gives you cancer or kills you instantly, or more recently (using kids as a marketing tool for forcing sympathy is pandering and everyone is guilty) it kills kids with second hand smoke. Which is in fact false, not everyone dies or gets cancer, in fact if you are a democrat you would like the percentages. If you are a republican then you prefer the actual numbers so you can get a better idea of what is going on. The risk does increase for cancer, there is no denying that. The risk for death also increases.. Especially with age and fast food. Some people don't want to live until they are old, and Fuck Truth for assuming that. Some will die in wars, some will die in accidents or murders, and some will go out having fun until the very end I say let them. They won't listen anyways, and the only reason Truth keeps getting more money is because of dumb fucks who think that they are doing humanity some sort of service. And who also believe that since they choose to not smoke it is their personal mission to make everyone believe what they believe. Those, ladies and gentlemen, are the same people who have no faith in humanity because you [the smoker or the supporter] made the wrong choice and therefore are considered an enemy to Truth... and that is the segway into extremists.
In conclusion, fuck people who sue the tobacco companies because they received cancer or have become "addicted" and found the easy way out. Let me reiterate: It is your [u]own[/] fault.

No one cares about Janet Jacksons nipple either. Well actually they do, which is sad. Fact is when Will spews shit I have to counterpoint it. Personally I like the whole idea of Truth. Fact is kiddies, smoking is bad (yes, that's right, bad) for you. Inhaling smoke into your lungs = bad. Of course, common sense avades most people. The AOL Top Speed shit is stupid too, considering that they don't offer high speed services. LET'S PAY EXTRA MONEY SO AOL CAN STEAL OUR CABLE BANDWIDTH AND CLOG OUR PC WITH SPYWARE. That's right, all capitals baby. If I want chatting, I use instant messenger, a FREE service. My ISP and websites provide me with email, and IE lets me browse. Why would I spend more money a month to use more shitty software. Wonder why you get so much spam mail? Think AOL is selling your email address? Probably. THeir profits are going down and they're losing business to high speed companies such as Comcast, so I wouldn't put it past them.

Another thing that bothers me is bad drivers. Now I personally don't have a drivers liscense. This doesn't mean I don't drive, because I do. But we won't tell anyone that will we. I also see bad drivers when I ride my bike from Naples Park to Neopolitan Way every morning. What really pissed me off is when my Mum pointed at a bunch of flowers on the side of the road. Apparantly some old woman had pulled into the middle of 41 (probably in a Cadillac tank,) and forced a man to swerve out of the way. This man was young, and he had his even younger daughter in the car. Their car rolled and hit a lamp post. They both died. The wife/mother is a nervous wreck. All I ask for in this world is a little competance and consideration people. Is it too hard for you to grasp? Maybe it is. Oh well, we can all hope.

Why is Elliot's bitching on par with more flash and zany pictures? Doesn't that do Flash a huge injustice to compare it to Emo Elliot and his not-so-hilarious capers? Just wondering.

So a bit more on the updates: I'm sure by now everyone has seen the infamous Janet Jackson boob shot. How old is she anyway? You know the moment when J.T. (Justin Timberlake) "ripped" Janets outfit in an "unrehearsed" way. Ms. Jackson's reaction was oviously one of decit to the crowd as she was trying to pull a Madonna and stir up the crowd with some controversy by pulling off some tasteless act at a live event. Albeit the Superbowl is bigger and better than anything MTV can come up with, the acts performed at such venues (which is almost as idiotic as Sinead tearing up the picture of the Pope) show only how far people will sink to regain rapidly wanning populatrity. Even though it was a nice tit.

Speaking of Superbowl antics here's a riddle: What does Pepsi and Truth have in common? Their ability to take advantage of volatile situations i.e. controversy and lie to the demographic they are pandering to in effort to force a profit. An example of such is the apparent "alliance" of kids who steal music (we all do it, it's still stealing) and a popular soft drink company, with their giving 1 million free songs(1 on a winning bottle cap). Whereas not every cap is guaranteed a winner, any idiot who passed his economics class with a C or better (I got a B on the final) can see that pepsi will net a nice profit to overshadow any moral implications of the heinous marketing act.

Because I leave the t.v. during the commercial break of any show as I am trained to do (thank you UPN and Comedy Central) I did not really notice any other commercial that could possibly qualify as a superbowl commercial, in lamens terms they all pretty much sucked. Apparently the 4 main sponsers (AOL, Budweiser, Pepsi, and [Half]Truth) cared more for quality than quantity duing the MOST WATCHED EVENT ON TV, allowing great ideas fail under poor direction and what I can only assume as mismanaged funds.

Side note: AOL's "Top Speed Technology" commercials were the best ones unfortunately, and I only say that because the style is hackneyed and unoriginal, I guess this proves that the gaming industry is the forerunner in good entertainment. Sorry MTV, you suck a large cock

That's about it.

Q:what do you call a dog with no legs?
A: doesnt matter. he wont come anyway!

Q:what has 100 balls and screws old ladies?
A:bingo!

Q:what goes 'clop, clop, clop' 'bang bang' 'clop clop clop'
A:an amish-drive by shooting!

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Image Galleries are fun. Don't forget to tell your friends kids.

Elliot is a penis biter.







And more Filler.

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This is a picture I made in photoshop where I took a pic of myself, feathers, my kitchen floor, and my paintball mask and I threw them together and made this photo manipulation. This is the first one I've done so I'm pretty happy with the results. I think Im going to make more :}}

Lollerskates now has a new look, and I've also added Galleries for everyones use. Have fun with them. Also, if you want an ftp account I can give you one for image/whatever hosting. I've got 3 hours until I have to go to work. What a week it's been. It's actually been really funny. People really do surprise me, but I'm honestly not too surprised. Should of seen it coming, and I suppose I had it coming. Don't ask. Until next time.


Filler so my gay icon doesn't overlap. No coding to stop it I'm afraid. Tralala

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The storyline and plot of this movie kicks serious ass. I have to give a thumbs up to Ashton Kutcher for playing a dramatic role after all of the comedy he is used to doing. He played the role well. The best part in the movie is when Ashton stabs some guy right in the dick when hes in prison. I want to go see this movie again, Im giving it a 9 out of 10 because of the awesome storyline.

Did you know that cat flea powder gets rid of public crabs or lice? I hope you all remember that, it can come in handy in the future.

Now, we did 208 dinners tonight, quite a bit during this time of year and for a restaurant of our size. Most people eating didn't have to wait long. I, however, had to wait for 20 minutes to wait for someone to open a cabinet for me to buy a watch at K Mart. They were all sitting there (4 of the fuckers, 2 managers,) talking watching me waiting and waiting. Argh.

Moving on. It's pointless for anyone else to run for President, because obviously Bush is going to be re elected. Even if I didn't like him I would still say keep him on because he knows what he's doing as of now. I just wish he would hurry up with that amnesty for aliens deal. Unless it only applies to Mexicans. If that's the case he can go fuck himself. If he's going to do that why doesn't he just try to make Mexico a state.

Christ almighty what a compilation of shite.

...and I didn't say hi to him. Why? First, I had nothing to say other than "hey Limey, how's Lollerskates.org?", and I know the answer to that. Frankly, it's not doing to well, because I haven't posted here. And that leads us back to the Fresh Market. Why, you ask? Well, if you asked why, you'd probably come up with the answer "because you work there, ass." And if you didn't, you're wrong, because I do work there. I work there four days a week, since about three weeks ago (which would explain the lack of posting), and you know what? I made four hundred and fucking fifty dollars packing meat all day. Yes, that joke has been worn out so badly I won't repeat it. Basically I stand around with a green hat and a white coat, saying "hi what can i get for you today" or something to that effect, and then fucking up people's orders because there's a goddamn case across the way that has everything that everyone always orders, except things they can't get there. So yes, a lot of the people that shop there I hate, except a few Englishmen here and there. And I hate anyone that buys Maryland Crab Cakes. There's so much more that I could bitch about but this ends here

Everyday I get bollocked 'cos some dumb ass says 'hey why do you like sharks? they should be sent for dog food...' blah de blah. So i tell them where to go and some arse-faced teacher comes along and tells me to 'respect the natural verbal environment'! What is the big deal? So i like sharks and want to slaughter dolphins. It's not THAT bizzare...

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Oh sis, you are silly.

What the fuck is up with those gay assed car commercials. Nobody acts like that in real life, and eve less people buy cars solely on the commercial nowadays. It's like the same people who buy Fitness Made Simple based on the spokeman: John. I realize visual effects play a major role in marketing erstwise it wouldnt be as successful. But, the demographic needs to be changed from aiming the cars at idealisic morons, to just showing the people the car and what specs it has. They would save so much money and focuse on the car rather than focusing on how they can market it.
I may not be a automobile fanatic but between the annoying used car dealership commercials and the nut busting muscle cars portrayed in magazines and movies. The american demographic is changing and the technology industry is booming, now is the time to embrace the technology being allowed in cars to make the more efficient and worth driving for the name and not just the looks.
It mat just be me but when transportation is involved saving time/money is sexier than a supermodel.. well not really. But, I would still prefer the former.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/space/01/16/hubble.telescope.ap/index.html

Bush is cutting off funds for the Hubble Telescope so he can try to get on Mars instead. Billions of dollars were spent on the telescope just to see it get pushed away. Gj, let it rot in space I can use the billion dollars if u idiots want to spend it on me.

I had some of my moms super souped up bio-transformed coffee yesterday morning and im HOOKED. WAWHAJDHAJKWHDKJAHWD HWAJKDHJKASHDJASHDJKDA

After a cup of it I was flipping out the whole day and didnt even fall asleep in my classes for the first time in like 2 years. I have now concluded that coffee owns all and if you drink decaf your a damn pussy. I used to be drinking that instant shit but mom shit > instant shit. Also Mormons suck as well because its against their religion to drink coffee.

WAHHAHHWHDAHWDAHW!!!!!

Played some games recently. Crimson Skies 2: Road to Revenge. It's a nice game with an old school feel to it. It's got a nice physics engine and customizable planes. You could make the terror of the skies or the suckiest of the suck. I've seen some of the single player action and am for the most part impressed although I have yet to test the storyline myself. From what I have been told and partly seen you shoot down huge zepplins, have sex with slutty pirate chicks. Play air pirate, steal, destroy, and fly in beautiful aero-acrobatic stunts which are death defying even from the simplistic controls. Simply put if you arent maneuvering your way out of one fire fight (assuming you are playing with more than 2 people) you could quite possibly find yourself dancing like a plastic bag caught in an updraft only to wind up engaging in another adrenaline pumping dogfight. There is only one downside to dogfighting. The air-breaks I found it easier to find an enemy then stop your plane in middair and unleash an unholy torrent of weapon/secondary weapon action until there is nothing left but wreckage and firmament.

Up next is quite possibly the most realistic WW!2 game on the market, and is also an incredibly exciting mutliplayer/lan game. I will now focuse mainly on the overal gameplay rather than spend hours spinning tales of my first hand experiences and multiple kills. Unlike Battlefielf 1942 you are placed alongside the team instead of in front. And your team mates can and will die en mass. You have to kill nazis and complete missions be they protecting some french bridge from an onslaught of the nazis, or sitting shotgun in a french car hanging out the window with your thompson looking for trouble.

While mortars are rainging down form the heavens and tiger tanks rolling out of the foliage and map boundries, there is a bit of the old American military humor seen on your favortie World War 2 movies. Bringing to light not only the hardhsips but the colors as well. Multiplayer has a few interesting ideas for games. There is a counterstrike knockoff which is .. just like counterstrike but with more or less a WW2 feel ( I don't know if there is/was a WW2 mod for CTS). There is Behind Enemy Lines in which a certain small number of the players are americans(Allieds) and they must stay alive whilst being hunted by every other player. To make it much easier for both sides to find the action, the opposing team (Axis) have a sort of a locator indicated as a question mark on the minimap portion of the heads up display. Of course there is always Deathmatch and Team Deathmatch both of which are equally good in their own classic respects.

There must be some magic glue..
inside these gentle walls.
'cause all I see something 'dreams'
Real love bursting out of every seam......

So what's the story with this Amnesty For Illegal Immigrants deal that Bush is pushing? I'd like to have more info but I'm too lazy. If it's only for Mexicans then he can go fuck himself. We don't need a shit load of assholes coming around, and he's going to get re elected anyway. (If it affects me I love you Busg, *smooches*)

Eh, it would be nice. Our green card troubles are just so frustrating. Damn youuu

The Cast:

Elliot: Crazy English Personality
William Schwarz: Blah blah liberals
Eric Schwarz: British Enegeryyy Numbah Wun! (Drunk)
Libby: Disappointed and Misdirected
Nick Schwarz: Conservation Making Father
Brett Schofield: Wrestler Extraordinaire

The Setting:

A warm winters night on the Schwarz's porch, sitting by the fire.


Elliot listens to 2 different conversations at once. One was a conservation that didn't really need to happen. Nick, Will, and Brett were discussing Chaos. The fact that you can't have control over the people around you, but can attain peace within yourself. Will said that's egostical but he's full of shit. End of conversation.

Libby and Erics conversation was about Libbys boyfriend cheating on her for the last of their 6 year relationship. I told her to forget about him, which is probably impossible since 6 years is a long time in a young life. Funny how people still can't let go, well not let go, even after they've been screwed over and let down. No Karma Police for Libby. We also had a good conversation about music. I could never get in an argument over musical taste, it's just pointless and mind numbing. I laugh at people hwo spew musical history out of their ass. Not like it does them any good. I suppose that's the end of this post, as I'm tired. Good night.

Sunday -

I tried out for a pro paintball team and I didn't make it. They would take 5 of the people trying out and put them against top teams legacy, miami effect and la ironmen. We would get dominated every game but I thought I was doing well becaue I would be the only one making my bunkers and shooting people. I couldn't do shit because my team are composed of rookie assholes who cant shoot someone running at me coming to bunker me.

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Paintballing was definatly fun. I'm sure Ken will make some gay comment about how he's so good. I'd like to Paintball more but it's quite an expensive sport. Plus the park is shutting down Jan 31st, but luckily they're relocating.


It's funny when you know something someone else doesn't and you laugh when they talk about something related to it. Of course this is common knowledge to everyone, but it was something I appreciated today. Having the uppe rhand in knowledge. What knowledge it was I cannot say or else I'll get a spanking.

Something else that's funny. Everyone outside of my little life circle seems miserable. People in my circle include: Me, My Mum, My Girlfriend, My Nan, Mums friend Darron and his son, Emon and his Mum, Will Shorts, and some others. Well, it's not funny, but still. Well I suppose that's it.

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Christmas was fun. I hope everyone had an adequate festival of Jesus, or a gathering of pomp and alcohol.

As is the annual tradition our family rivals another family in the "Christmas Electric Train Competion" and much celebration was to be had. Enough about me. It was a tie. The Nuclear power plant built by my brother wasn't enough against the "Christmas Time" village on the other side of the train tracks I guess. It looked like another zoning fluke in effort to distance the "normies" from the retarded candy people deemed "Christmasy" in some vague attempt at political correctness. A pox on them.

In other news. Mario Kart Double Dash is perhaps the best console game this year. Although Soul Caliber 2 comes close to rivalship, Mario and the rest of his Nintendo cronies have stolen that grand award. Maybe lollerskates should have some sort of ranking system. I'll play them all if need be. Also another game that is a must have for the 2003/2004 year is Postal 2. Terrific game, it has unneccessary violence, and if that doesn't sell ladies and gentlemen, I don't know what will. Call of Duty is another game that is worth the time of downloading or working so you may purchase it, the only reason one should purchase game(s) is because the developers deserve the money. Otherwise, they deserve to lose the money. I'll elaborate more on that on a much later post.

Consider this Lollerskates filler, because everyone else has shitty one line posts. News is supposed to mean something. Ohh more beer!
Good Night.

I think that's all that need be said.