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so the neighbors called the police a couple days ago
that's right, it's spelled neighbors, not neighbours. moving on, i was outside with a mauser 98k rifle my grandpa picked up in france during the war. dicked around outside for a bit, firing a few clips' worth of blanks in various directions, and then went in back for some more ammo. i decided to be a dick and put on my wehrmacht jacket and helmet, and upon stepping outisde i saw that some foolish and distasteful species of birds had returned to the area. turned around and went back inside to get a live round. as i stepped back outside i saw a police car pulling into my neighbor's driveway and i did an immediate about-face and fucked off back to my room, unloading the rifle and stripping off the jacket and helmet. went back outside as the cop was coming past my driveway, and he stopped and asked me if i'd heard any gunshots, and i told him no, so he left.
Submitted by Coach Fabio ( kaninchenohren.at.yahoo.com )
Posted by MrSkullybones on Wednesday 24 September 2003 - 23:05:15
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Top 5 Favorite Bands
In no certain order are:
Queen, for their amazing songs and Freddie Mercury's amazing voice. I don't think they've written a song I don't like.
Radiohead, for their great original sound. Radiohead is the band that every other band wishes they were.
Oasis, because they're great songwriters, have one of the best front men, and are arrogant assholes, just like me.
Coldplay, great use of multiple instruments and great songs. What more can you say. Great singer.
Zero 7, just amazing. Brilliant mixes and songs that you can just sit and listen to for hours.
In other news, High Fidelity is one of my favorite movies. If you haven't seen it, I suggest you do so.
Posted by MrSkullybones on Wednesday 24 September 2003 - 23:04:01
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my aunt can just go to hell
warning: you have exceeded your 6.0mb limit.
43 unread messages.
40 of them from my aunt
none of them without attachments
all of it crap
god damn that woman, and everyone else who forwards shit mail for that matter. email jokes? no thanks. they are never funny, most are old, and i don't have the time to read that garbage. well i have the time, i have plenty of time, but plenty of better things to do to. and worse things to do, things i'd rather be doing than reading "ten things that women want" from my fucking aunt. i tell her i never read my mail. sending more will make me want to read it less. to hell with her, i'm just going to get a new address and that will be the end of it... until she calls and asks if i've read her letters. that ought to be fun... "no, aunt nancy. i don't read your mail. most of it is shit i read two years ago when it was first mass-mailed across the globe. the shit your coworkers send you isn't funny. the shit your friends send you isn't funny. in fact, most things people over forty think are funny, aren't funny. and you know what? mailing things to people that isn't funny, isn't funny. even mailing funny things to people doesn't make you funny because you weren't the one who came up with it in the first place. you know what would be funny though? formatting your hard drive. and driving your car into a ditch."
Posted by Coach Fabio on Wednesday 24 September 2003 - 22:50:09
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Don't fall for this
I just got this in my inbox:
Microsoft All Products | Support | Search | Microsoft.com Guide
Microsoft Home
Microsoft Consumer
this is the latest version of security update, the "September 2003, Cumulative Patch" update which resolves all known security vulnerabilities affecting MS Internet Explorer, MS Outlook and MS Outlook Express as well as three newly discovered vulnerabilities. Install now to protect your computer from these vulnerabilities, the most serious of which could allow an attacker to run executable on your system. This update includes the functionality of all previously released patches.
System requirements Windows 95/98/Me/2000/NT/XP
This update applies to MS Internet Explorer, version 4.01 and later
MS Outlook, version 8.00 and later
MS Outlook Express, version 4.01 and later
Recommendation Customers should install the patch at the earliest opportunity.
How to install Run attached file. Choose Yes on displayed dialog box.
How to use You don't need to do anything after installing this item.
Microsoft Product Support Services and Knowledge Base articles can be found on the Microsoft Technical Support web site. For security-related information about Microsoft products, please visit the Microsoft Security Advisor web site, or Contact Us.
Thank you for using Microsoft products.
Please do not reply to this message. It was sent from an unmonitored e-mail address and we are unable to respond to any replies.
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The names of the actual companies and products mentioned herein are the trademarks of their respective owners.
Contact Us | Legal | TRUSTe
©2003 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved. Terms of Use | Privacy Statement | Accessibility
While it has the appearance of a real microsoft email, notice how everything is linked to Microsoft.com to make it look official, it has an attatched file. Microsoft never emails you, let alone sends you files. Do not run the file, for it will fuck you up. I don't know how, but it will. These idiots didn't even bother to spoof the email address, as it is coming from the email address ecvuyctqifpxti@confidence.ms.com. Pfft, newbs.
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Punk'd?
Why is the year 2003 the year of the birth of the reality show era, and the rise of the punk fame. What do they both have in common? They both take little to no effort to make. Put some monkeys in a small cage and one banana and you got Roseanne's show. Give them some boards, nails, and a gay interior designer and you got yourself some sort of house wars thing. There are so many of those I don't care which one you choose. Personally, scripted television is not bad, look at the Drew Carey show, they do both scripted and improv. It's a nice mix, but you really can't rely on non-jewish comedians to make good jokes all the time.
Just like punk rock. They have no talent, no real desire to practice, just some crappy voices and half assed beats strewn together in effort to produce "music" or noise. To follow this up, we come to their fans. What a punch of misguided morons. When they aren't vanadalizing or critizing others' better music taste (rap and country included, of course), they try so very hard to be different, and they fail to practice at that, so of course they follow their punk rock idols and form a "steamy pile of crap" because they have no real(read: credible) influences in their life so they will one day wind up a drain on society(some already have become so).
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Ah Life
First I would just like to say that you cannot post scandelous pictures and not expect to be ridiculed. It's just like Jerry Springer says, it's your own business when you're at home, but when you come on my show it's EVERYONES business to do what they want with it. Well kids, the internet is one big show, except everyone's watching. Including me. Ridicule me, I care not. This girl didn't take it lightly. I figure I start easy with one joke, she takes the bait laughing. So I figure ok, let's get out photoshop. Oh no, she ain't having none of that. She freaks and starts saying I can't assume things about her personality. Well I wasn't assuming anything, I was just having some photoshop fun. Ah well, her pain for my pleasure. And everyone elses. The internet is a cruel mother, deal with it. It was all in good fun, and fun it was. The pictures shall remain on the Lollerskates FTP, but I won't post them just incase we get another freak out. Well ok, I'll post them. But you have to find them, harr.
Posted by MrSkullybones on Wednesday 17 September 2003 - 10:52:41
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Eventuals, with fingers crossed.
So it seems if all goes well I will be taking a trip up to FSU in Tallahassee, and possibly swinging by the UCF, around the end of October. Quite possibly Halloween will be spent there partying. If you wish to accompany me and par-tay down: comment or send me an email.
I'll end up taking about 3 people, so I will have to limit the amount of people, unless you drive another car. Now there might be certain activites in which you may not want to be apart of, or be around, in which case I would strongly advise you not attend, in effort to maximise the fun for everyone who wants to have a good time.
The following activites will most likely be forced upon you upon attendance, which includes but is not limited to:
Drinking massive amounts of alcohol (Beer and/or Liqour)
Smoking (Of various degrees of substances, most likely tobbacco)
Sex (Only with the members of the opposite sex)
Video Games (Extensive use whilst inebriated or in use of any of the above)
And just plain being away from everyone else in an effort to have fun.
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