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nice toe there skully. no, i'm aware of the fact that i'm not on the x-files and you are not a short but superbly attractive red haired femme. i wish my name was fox though, that would be a hell of a lot cooler than what it is now. in fact, now that i'm eighteen i can actually do something about that i think. fox is a cliche though, and i'm not all that foxy to begin with. i could go as coach fabio, but i'm not that good of a coach. i usually just end up screaming at them (yes them, i need not elaborate mmkay?) and breaking whatever it is that is used while coaching, and then the practice is terminated early because of the weather. now, back on topic, if there is one. fox is out, fabio is out.. well perhaps not. coach fabio wouldn't work, but fabio may! except then i might get confused by the ultrasexy italian model muscleman from the shit romantic novel covers and the i can't believe it's not butter commercials. so fuck that, fabio is out. that still leaves many choices, so i'll just say fuck it for now and forget the whole thing. oh and bush won't work because a) i am not a plant and b) i would want it to be busch, except that is probably the shittiest bear around. and bush won't work because i am not the president yet. and now i've decieded that it has to be a four letter word, because all the 3char names have been taken and i don't want to feel like a n00b wishing i could have a 3char, so i'll take a four. and it can't be random either, because random 4chars are gay and flaming. so what the fuck, i'm just going to shut up about this because from the very beginning i was planning on saying my name ought to be "goat", and leading up to that any more would just make it that much worse. goat, for no other reason than the fact that it's in this picture-
yes, goat. and that dude on the left, well he's very special, and other than that i don't know much about him except that he's a cool dude and saved my daddy money on taxes. he didn't save anything for my mom though because she's a foreigner and doesn't pay taxes. that makes her a bad foreigner. at least the foreigner in command of this website is a good foreigner and pays his taxes, well i'm assuming so, and if he doesn't, props to him. i won't tell the irs. unless they can change my name to fox.
Posted by Coach Fabio on Sunday 23 November 2003 - 23:53:29
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Toodles
FILLER SPACE FILLER SPACE
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It's sad when you check your own website and actually expect updates to be there. Isn't it my job to update? Hrmm, I suppose so. I need to find a way to update while unconscious so I can enjoy them later. Brilliant.
Another brilliant thing is my new life cycle. It's great, and I have it totally figured out. Here it is:
Work - Sleep - Repeat
Great huh? But working was a pain when I had an ingrown toenail. But that's all fixed now:
It's still a little infected, but at least I don't have a 10ft nail growing out of the end of my toe. Ugh my toe twitched thinking about it. Poor guy. Speaking of poor guys, here's a nice picture I took of road kill, mixed with a fantastic radial blur. Thank you D.
I took pictures of him throughout the day as he kept getting run over more and more. Eventually he looked like a Squirrel lying down. Except without a head. I'm too lazy to crop those pictures so I'm sure you'll live.
But kids, what you really want to know is, what's going on in the life of Elliot? Well, not fucking much I can assure you. I work every day but sunday (thank god, it's the busiest day.) Infact I'm the only one who has sunday off. Hahahaha take that co workers. Actually they're great people, and I love working there. The money aint bad either. I have around 140 $1 bills lying around because I'm too lazy to count and deposite them. I'll give someone 1 cent on the dollar for each one you count. No cheating now!
I miss singing, but I have no time to join any groups or go to any auditions. Ah well, all in good time. I'm 17 and I have a lot of years of misery and work ahead of me. Now I'm going to eat my Bacon, Egg, and Tomato Sauce toasted sandwich courtesy of my mother. And that ends the longest post in lollerskates history. More to come.
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MrMagicFingers28 Nov : 20:56 New Topic please. Elliot write something on there!!!
Midgit22 Nov : 13:31 splat= membership of 1,000.
guys must be all over you being in that mag
paintballken19 Nov : 20:45 liar. jealous of my fame
PAGE 9 SPLAT MAGAZINE = ME
Midgit15 Nov : 12:48 i wont and never will.
Midgit11 Nov : 20:32 Its just you and your shitty posts.
elliot should kick you off the moderators list.
You have the shittiest posts. why type when you can paintball. go outside and STAY outside
paintballken08 Nov : 14:29 Is it just me or are you a faggot
Midgit20 Oct : 20:36 Is it just me Or does Paintballkens Comments SUCK.
MrMagicFingers16 Oct : 14:12 Then Mike != poet.
('!=' means does not equal)
Midgit15 Oct : 08:03 Mantis= poet.
Midgit13 Oct : 00:35 Dude why do you have to let everyone know I like girls. You know what Derek. You Like GIRLS. You know those humans With boobs!
galaxiaad10 Oct : 18:24 good job on the splash page.
Coach Fabio29 Sep : 15:31 "Affirmative Blaction" is better
MrMagicFingers28 Sep : 22:14 WRITE SOMETHING HERE PEOPLE EVEN IF IT IS NOTHING!! NOTHING AT ALL!!
MrMagicFingers26 Sep : 14:24 Then I said to Billy, get that pie off your face!
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