I think that's how the story goes anyway. How are you fellow Lollerskaters. I recently was contacted by an old friend from England land. How strange, considering I was thinking about him a few days before that. Excellent.

I AM NOW OFFICIALLY HALF DONE WITH MY CURRENT SCHOOLING.

All is well. Now I am closer to my master plan. Time to start finding some funding for real school. These 1 year courses don't cut it for what I have plans for. Berklee watch out.

I've also decided to seriously pick up guitar again. I have a feeling I'm going to need it in the future. Who knows what will come of it.

All is well in Elliot land. I recently purchased an Xbox so I can play Halo 2 on Xbox live. Oh the pleasure it gives me to make other people miserable by killing them a considerable amount of times. The worst thing is when you're killing someone and then someone comes up behind you, kills you, and kills the person you were shooting. Alas, they get a double kill and you get nought. But revenge is sweet, oh so sweet.

Am I the only one who thinks Brandon looks good as a woman? Hell if I was single and he didn't have a penis I'd go for it. That is to say if he shaved his armpits. Ok, maybe not.

involuntary sobriety does weird shit to someone's brain. i was sure i posted this before but apparently either the powers from above deleted such nastiness, or i just plumb forgot. so without further ado, here's a brief photo essay regarding a magnificent pagan holiday that has permanently seated itself in our society as one less excuse for dentists to go bankrupt.

http://www.geocities.com/kaninchenohren/heyalice/

furthermore, halo 2 is worth shelling out those fifty bucks. that is, if someone else buys it. dual weilding the needler and playing as the covenant is better than playing with my weiner.

Well I should have said it earlier (deja vu, eerie) but I'm stopping my webcomic once again due to lack of interest (mine). I will be gone for a while and im just posting this so people wont think I am dead. The reason? None of your business. But, if you must know I have been delaying the writing of my book for sometime now, and if I don't do it know it'll never get it done. So take it from me kids (me <---- laziest man in the universe) if you don't actually do it, then it'll never get it done. Well it's time for me to go, but don't fret i'll be back in a few months to a year (hopefully not!) with more posting goodness, and a fresh new outlook on life. It's like getting high on life, or Jesus, or some drug, or oxygen deprivation, or Mrs.Claus.

-MrMagicFingers
That's the kinda magic im talkin' 'bout.

Crazy things happening this weekend, and I hope its not just because I am a christian. A lot of heated discussions concerning many political issues post election time. As you know I am no stranger topolitics, unfortuntely without any financial backing from an independant source my campaigning is currently and presently nonexistant. For free however I can make a stand on the issue of gay marriages. I support them because in due time they will be passed and there is no reason to stand against such inevitible forces unless I want to get overcome by the force and destroyed.

As a smart Republican I can say my party is not perfect and therefore I differ on many issues as I have a different belief sturcture that is similar but does not parallel theirs. So far the cartoonist in which I have given the first script did not seemed too enthused and it set me back quite a ways as I am trying to find reliable work that would help color the dream that has only been written in black and white.

There were some crazy things happening this weekend preventing me from posting this earlier and unfortuntely I cannot divulge any information (like it matters) until I fully understand what is going on and how it can be assessed. More bad news, my sexbox has finally gone the way of Ray Charles(in his youth, incoming off color joke) by not being able to read anything. Just in time for Halo 2, but the more commercials I see on it the worse the game becomes as what was once seen as an impressive game, it seemed to mimic Halo 1 in many graphics and style. I was not a fan of the first Halo so its expected that I did not want to shell out $50 for an overhyped couple hours of entertainment. And I will certainly recieve my fill of the game during future Lan parties.

I will be getting Half-Life 2, and starting my IRA soon. And it looks like I am still married.

-MrMagicFingers
rub rub rub that robot ass

Well Elliot is from England, so his minformed political views are his own. Kerry began practicing his failure speech (and 5 mins later he's sleighted to forget he lost and flip flop over to his winning speech). I was watching Fox news on the status of the election and looks like whiney liberals can't say anything about this years election as he won both the electoral and the popular vote despite the liberal propaganda machine which bears striking resemblance to that of the communist party in Russia oh so many years ago. But I guess it's bad for the lefties if you start finding their sore beliefs attached to that of the same communistic ideals preached by Marx.

This war is only temporary, as is the "hardships" felt by Americans as the "unbias" media relentlessly assaulted Bush's administration with half-assed facts and false prophets as their "data" falters under the pressure of truth and time. Go look at the numbers and see how "Captain Douchebag" or "the most evil man" is improving the country. One could quickly say Clinton did that as well, but little Abegial if you do your research he cut the military and intelligence drastically putting us in this very situation. To all you naysayers who say nay to US's involvement of foreign affairs unnnecessary just rewatch Spiderman "With great power comes great responsibility".. ohh..now it makes sense right?

Before I forget, my politics will surely hurt my comic, but what can I do about it aside from taking a side in life as opposed to listen to everyone complain about political situations they don't even have any real facts to base it upon? Why do I care that people quote opinion pieces as facts, then base their opinions on them? Because little Abegail, the world is like a vaccuum, to the misinformed it sucks, to the well educated it blows.

-MrMagicFingers
If Kerry wins it'll be by magic, good thing magic doesn't exist