News Item: : Toodles
(Category: Gah)
Posted by MrSkullybones
Sunday 23 November 2003 - 11:20:39
FILLER SPACE FILLER SPACE
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It's sad when you check your own website and actually expect updates to be there. Isn't it my job to update? Hrmm, I suppose so. I need to find a way to update while unconscious so I can enjoy them later. Brilliant.
Another brilliant thing is my new life cycle. It's great, and I have it totally figured out. Here it is:
Work - Sleep - Repeat
Great huh? But working was a pain when I had an ingrown toenail. But that's all fixed now:
It's still a little infected, but at least I don't have a 10ft nail growing out of the end of my toe. Ugh my toe twitched thinking about it. Poor guy. Speaking of poor guys, here's a nice picture I took of road kill, mixed with a fantastic radial blur. Thank you D.
I took pictures of him throughout the day as he kept getting run over more and more. Eventually he looked like a Squirrel lying down. Except without a head. I'm too lazy to crop those pictures so I'm sure you'll live.
But kids, what you really want to know is, what's going on in the life of Elliot? Well, not fucking much I can assure you. I work every day but sunday (thank god, it's the busiest day.) Infact I'm the only one who has sunday off. Hahahaha take that co workers. Actually they're great people, and I love working there. The money aint bad either. I have around 140 $1 bills lying around because I'm too lazy to count and deposite them. I'll give someone 1 cent on the dollar for each one you count. No cheating now!
I miss singing, but I have no time to join any groups or go to any auditions. Ah well, all in good time. I'm 17 and I have a lot of years of misery and work ahead of me. Now I'm going to eat my Bacon, Egg, and Tomato Sauce toasted sandwich courtesy of my mother. And that ends the longest post in lollerskates history. More to come.
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