News Item: : this is not news
(Category: Misc)
Posted by Coach Fabio
Sunday 23 November 2003 - 23:53:29
nice toe there skully. no, i'm aware of the fact that i'm not on the x-files and you are not a short but superbly attractive red haired femme. i wish my name was fox though, that would be a hell of a lot cooler than what it is now. in fact, now that i'm eighteen i can actually do something about that i think. fox is a cliche though, and i'm not all that foxy to begin with. i could go as coach fabio, but i'm not that good of a coach. i usually just end up screaming at them (yes them, i need not elaborate mmkay?) and breaking whatever it is that is used while coaching, and then the practice is terminated early because of the weather. now, back on topic, if there is one. fox is out, fabio is out.. well perhaps not. coach fabio wouldn't work, but fabio may! except then i might get confused by the ultrasexy italian model muscleman from the shit romantic novel covers and the i can't believe it's not butter commercials. so fuck that, fabio is out. that still leaves many choices, so i'll just say fuck it for now and forget the whole thing. oh and bush won't work because a) i am not a plant and b) i would want it to be busch, except that is probably the shittiest bear around. and bush won't work because i am not the president yet. and now i've decieded that it has to be a four letter word, because all the 3char names have been taken and i don't want to feel like a n00b wishing i could have a 3char, so i'll take a four. and it can't be random either, because random 4chars are gay and flaming. so what the fuck, i'm just going to shut up about this because from the very beginning i was planning on saying my name ought to be "goat", and leading up to that any more would just make it that much worse. goat, for no other reason than the fact that it's in this picture-
yes, goat. and that dude on the left, well he's very special, and other than that i don't know much about him except that he's a cool dude and saved my daddy money on taxes. he didn't save anything for my mom though because she's a foreigner and doesn't pay taxes. that makes her a bad foreigner. at least the foreigner in command of this website is a good foreigner and pays his taxes, well i'm assuming so, and if he doesn't, props to him. i won't tell the irs. unless they can change my name to fox.
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