I tried rewriting what didnt happen last night. And I thought I had it down right now. This is the result of last nights presidential debate. And it doesnt matter who you vote for just so long as it isnt Kerry. And im not saying that because of my political agenda. I say it because he would be a horrible choice for presidency. As well as pregnancy.

Got Tribes Vengence last night so far so good, I'll let you know how it goes.



-MrMagicFingers
..more like Count Suckula!

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Well for some reason yesterdays comic about the debate as well as the newspost did not get posted so here are a few albiet brief highlights.

More winning in Battlefront and more complaining about my winning in said game. Played some online Tribes Vengence, and lag ruined it after 5 people (no bots) joined. I hope a patch fixes this issue as it will be the main determinate in my buying of the game.

Tried to start up the old vietnam last night. The feeling just wasnt the same. It was as if I had grown up, or am still in love with Star Wars as more and more people are starting to play. (SWO) takes full responsibility for this as a few weeks ago we began to see a decline in the number of people playing as well as their skill. So we took it upon ourselves to play everday in the hopes that more will come, as come they did.

I did get to sneak a few Saigon maps and was fulfilled by the amount of changes the patch entailed, increased M60 damage against helicopters, more vehicles, fixed existing vehicles hit points.. to name a few. The update can be found here as well as the readme.txt.

Paper Mario:The Thousand Year Door for the Gcube is out for all us Mario fans.

Matrix fans you probably already know the long awaited Matrix Online has the deal where you preorder and recieve a beta disc... with the stipulation you cram as much matrix as you can for free in the beta world 3 days before release.

Thats pretty much it as I go play some Dawn of War.
Cheers!

-MrMagicFingers
..more like Count Suckula!

Well tonight was an interesting night

I was pulled over for cutting through the Kmart/Mcdonalds plaza on 41 near Pine ridge to avoid a red light while on my way to Denny's with some friends.

The cop who pulled me over was totally convinced that I was drunk/stoned and performed tons of tests. Of course this was after I told him I was 18 and English. Supposedly I had "major eye trauma," and that he knows what he's talking about. Ok. He called backup and that guy did some test on me, which I passed flawlessly thank you.

Next came the K-9 unit. The woman pulled up and Terence and Phillip were asked to get out of the car. Terence told the cop he had 2 beers and they fine with that. Of course they have Phillip empty out his pockets first, and one of the officers even put their hand near their gun when he went in his pockets. The dog sniffed my car and walked away completely uninterested, the lady dragged him back to the other side of the car. Supposedly the dog "hit" on my car (what, is it cute or something,) after the guy nodded repeatedly to the lady while repeating "did he find anything?" Uh, yeah. Ok so I let them search my car, which is fine since I knew it was clean.

"Sir, there's the distinct smell of marijuana in your car." Ok, I'm sure, since there's never been anything like that even near it. Maybe it's the mixed smell of feet, vanilla air freshener, and old fries mixed together I say. No, marijuana has a very distinct smell. Ok dooder, whatever you say.

They do a breathalizer on me. Oh, what do you know, 0% BAL. Who would of thought a teenager out at 3 a.m wasn't drunk.

It was total bullshit but they were obviously bored so I was happy to humour them. Phillip, Terence, and I just stood around talking like nothing was going on. Probably pissed them off that we weren't wetting ourselves.

The fucker gave me a $115 ticket that I'll probably get nulled in court. On the way out the K-9 unit tailed me. They ruined my appetite.

Well a bit of the random bug bit me as I freehanded the characters in paint. I hope this proves my art critics correct when they said I couldn't draw. And just to spite my writing critics I am all tapped out for dialogue as I just have nothing. I entrust the reader can fill in the boxes with his/her own appropriate wordings.

Want more Schwofield.com action besides that crappy web comic? Well too bad loyal fans of the Lollerskates Post. I still haven’t forgotten about the New Adventures of Christ as I should probably proof the first script before I start handing them out to the right people. Ah the things you learn. I will be getting in contact with the artist shortly and soon screenshots will be posted. Speaking of Schwofield, Brett and I have been in talks of any prospective movie ideas that we might be to proliferate for small profit, so there is no real end in sight, only the beginning is hard it see.

Aside from current projects played a bit more Battlefront but after only two hours after the presidential debate (Bush did not perform as well, but I still believe he will win the presidency over that tan grease ball Kerry who still flip-flopped on everything he said) the game crashed twice on the same map on the same server (I got #1 both times) then an hour later the game fell into its old habits as it once again crashed, nearly sending me back to Vietnam. This blows, first Lucas destroys the Star Wars movie franchise, then it ruins the MMO forever with its shitty release, now it ships out a game that crashes to desktop every other map (multiplayer issues aside) its like Lucas Arts has some sick fascination with watching people lose respect for them as they suck their precious dollar bills form their wallets. Like some kind of Jewish Lawyer Vampire. Except Lucas Arts has no concept of God or a code of ethics.

With not too many good games being released I can finally relax and read more War and Peace. I am very interested on how Tolstoy writes war as I am eager to learn how to conquer that tremendous feat myself and can use all the nonsensical help I can get.

Cheers!
-MrMagicFingers
Can't stop this sexual tornado.