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America, Fuck Yeah!
You caught me between Paper Mario sessions. It seriously beats the crap out of Mario RPG for style. Althought Mario RPG did have a unique system in which this is based. The adventure begins and takes place on stage as your battles have an attendance which reacts to your performance. Compared to many other turn based RPGs the system uses low numbers to keep the battles short and simple. If you happen to jump or hammer your opponent before the battle begins you enter with a first strike netting you a free hit. The enemies are few in number but each with a unique style and attack. So far my group consists of female goomba named "Gombella" and a koopa with a strong resemblance to an asian youth named Koops or Koopser.

I feel as if with the onslaught of the effectivness of Star Wars Battlefront and Tribes I dont know if I could ever walk through the Jungles of 'Nam with the same nostalgic feeling as Battlefield brought it. The music, the helicopters, and deadly accuracy of the armaments now has become second to new style that Star Wars has captured. I am glad more people are picking it up increasing the amount of people online. The only problem is that the new guys do not know the art of coop in a snowspeeder prolonging the lifespan of the terrible but awesome AT-ATs.

With that out of the way: Go See Team America now! Finally a pro America movie in the boxoffice after that deppressing leftist mockumentarys and horribly biased social commentaries suck money from peoples pockets.

-MrMagicFingers
"Derka Derka Derka!"
MrMagicFingers on Thursday 21 October 2004 - 00:30:15
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ever get that feeling when you're not sure if you have to piss or you just need to beat off?
batter up, kids, coach is in the house. this has been some bullshit and at the moment i'm not sure how much detail i should go into. first of all, i'm no longer in florida. this isn't exactly by choice, more like an unfortunate set of circumstances that pointed to this as the most beneficial outcome for my future. i don't remember whether or not i posted here recently, but i'll give a brief recap of the past eight months' events.

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Coach Fabio on Tuesday 19 October 2004 - 02:01:18
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Ah ha!
Ah ha!







MrSkullybones on Friday 15 October 2004 - 22:57:06
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Pragmatism at its finest!
Played a little Tribes today. So far the single player is pretty easy but I still have yet to go to the arena with no respawn. I die maybe once per game and slaughter maybe 15+ enemies during that time. The system of the spacebar slide is quite fun as it speeds up kills as well as body mass as it send you hurtling towards some destination on the other side of the map.

I was just watching "Worlds Scariest Police" chases as the suspect was hogtied by the police as they carried him on camera back to the cop car. He was either incredibly dangrous or a sick relationship with law enforcement officers. Neither of which can be back up without further scrutiny.

Time for Grand Theft Parsons.

-MrMagicFingers
It was the first century, in one hundred years.

MrMagicFingers on Friday 15 October 2004 - 00:00:34
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BAH!
I tried rewriting what didnt happen last night. And I thought I had it down right now. This is the result of last nights presidential debate. And it doesnt matter who you vote for just so long as it isnt Kerry. And im not saying that because of my political agenda. I say it because he would be a horrible choice for presidency. As well as pregnancy.

Got Tribes Vengence last night so far so good, I'll let you know how it goes.



-MrMagicFingers
..more like Count Suckula!
MrMagicFingers on Thursday 14 October 2004 - 14:53:53
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bullet SharkOfVampirism
13 Oct : 14:48
Woo, me again. Where is everyone? Jesus. This place is as dead as the townies will be, if they keep on PISSING ME OFF! What about you, Sharker? Goth, Townie, Hippie, Punk, etc. ANYBODY???

bullet SharkOfVampirism
11 Oct : 11:34
Languages are for Terrorist Wannabe's. Just bunk them!

bullet SharkOfVampirism
11 Oct : 11:33
Hello, weird people!
Anyone like sharks and/or Piranhas?
Note to Sharkbait: Hello! Finally, I'm not alone!
(I was originally SharkWithATasteForBl ood, but I couldn't sign in with that name!)

bullet MrSkullybones
17 Sep : 17:34
Take french instead loser. England isn't full of Mexicans like Florida is.

bullet spazula
15 Sep : 10:58
heya ppl!
hows evre1 doin? god i am so bored! mmmmm chipolatas.
i h8 spanish, im like totally crud at it. y did i hav 2 take it? o wel neva mind. c u at skool sharky. (n u totaleclipse... see? no space!!! :) ) lol
adios amigos.

bullet sharkbait13
09 Sep : 06:01
Oy Spaz! Sayonara is MY word!
And you spelt it wrong!
It's sayOnara.
Not sayAnara!

bullet sharkbait13
09 Sep : 05:59
Wow. Me sleep for vay long time!
Missed anything good?
Blame the FRIGGIN' DLL Virus!

bullet MrSkullybones
04 Sep : 12:34
I see.

bullet MrMagicFingers
01 Sep : 20:09
The name's Fingers McClit very well.

bullet MrSkullybones
01 Sep : 14:12
You're out of your element Fingers

bullet MrMagicFingers
30 Aug : 14:51
Shut the hell up Pauly!

bullet MrSkullybones
30 Aug : 14:46
Are you asking me?

bullet spazula
30 Aug : 13:10
isn't it annoyin wen sum1 asks u a question n u aint sure whether it's rhetorical or not??

bullet MrMagicFingers
28 Aug : 15:33
Someone type some type of controversial phrase in here.

bullet totaleclipse
25 Aug : 05:58
hi spaz

bullet MrSkullybones
23 Aug : 20:51
Blasphemy!

bullet MrMagicFingers
23 Aug : 17:22
Looks like there is some kind of posting going on here.

bullet spazula
16 Aug : 08:26
hey ppl.
y has no1 posted anyfing 4 like.... 4 eva? weel, bit ott, but u no.......
owellz.
skool in like 20 dayz... =[ neva mind...
sayanara!
spazula.
=]

bullet totaleclipse
30 Jul : 14:41
Welcome Back

bullet spazula
30 Jul : 04:37
WELCUM BAK SHARKY!

spazula
=]

bullet MrMagicFingers
30 Jul : 02:49
Yellow Tail Shiraz, the drink of Aussie Kings.

bullet spazula
29 Jul : 12:06
it does 2

bullet totaleclipse
29 Jul : 11:01
coffee does not rock

bullet spazula
29 Jul : 03:15
hey totaleclipse (and any1 else nosy enuf 2 hav 2 read dis! o wel......)
go totaleclipse go totaleclipse! (um,,,, y go me? 4 da worst grammar/syntax award? cool!.... y am i sayin go totaleclipse? o well, neva mind....)
wooooooooo sharky cums bak 2day, not sure wat time but i wil eitha fone her 2moz, or sumthin.........
so hows u been since tues totaleclipse? y am i jus ramblin on? da fun in it is, u hav 2 keep readin cos if u dont ur mind wil catch up on ya, n u wil eventully wanna read it, so wheva u read it now, or l8r, u wil stil read it!
anyway must dash (wel i dont hav 2, i jus getin bored of all dis typin............... .................... .................... .................... .............. ur o so simple companion........... .................... .................. spazula =]
.... p.s if u red all dat, u r nuts. this is a tribute 2 sharky.... COFFEE ROX good by all...

bullet totaleclipse
28 Jul : 05:19
go spazula, go spazula



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