BoneShintai (12:11:15 AM): Update Lollerskates?

WHAT!?!?!? UPDATE?!?! I KNOW NOT THIS WORD!!!

Ugh, work was dead today. We did 42 dinners. We doing 10x that during season. It seems everywhere is dead. Oh my. I didn't complain of course. Less work yay. Great update. Die.

http://lollerskates.org/files/Pac-Man%20and%20Burris%20-%20Eat%20A%20Dick.mp3

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/robotdance.html

Omfg you have to see this movie. This guy was doing the robot so good I thought i was watching it in slow mo or some shit - wow agg.

So today I got a new microphone. It's sexy. Observe:



What's sad is that I have it hooked up to my amp and I'm talking to myself through my headphones. You think you have a sad life? Hah! My new project is to turn the garage into a mini studio. Why am I doing this? For my own self enjoyment of course. Fact is I really have nothing else to do. I work a shit load, and when I'm not working I do nothing. This will fill the void of nothing. Now to make this post a little more interesting, I'm going record myself reading it. Brilliant. You can all enjoy my post. What I really need is a shoutcast server so I can do more radio shows. Lovely. The End.

Ooo what a lovely echo effect.

Right Click - Save Target As

I hereby agree to whatever Goat/Coach Fabio/The Letter M/whatever-he wants-to-call-himself-now/Mr.Z perhaps? said and/or typed.

On the application for Home Depot they as if you have gotten into any shoving matches or fist fights in the past 3 years at work. And how much (dollar amount) you have stolen from your last employer.

I guess all those "punk" kids can't even get jobs at Home Depot now. Studies show that the crappy singing and the horrible stolen guitar rifts access the stupid rebellion centre of the brain. The only way to alleviate such symptoms is by smoking crack.. and lot's of it. Or by simply switching to better music.

nice toe there skully. no, i'm aware of the fact that i'm not on the x-files and you are not a short but superbly attractive red haired femme. i wish my name was fox though, that would be a hell of a lot cooler than what it is now. in fact, now that i'm eighteen i can actually do something about that i think. fox is a cliche though, and i'm not all that foxy to begin with. i could go as coach fabio, but i'm not that good of a coach. i usually just end up screaming at them (yes them, i need not elaborate mmkay?) and breaking whatever it is that is used while coaching, and then the practice is terminated early because of the weather. now, back on topic, if there is one. fox is out, fabio is out.. well perhaps not. coach fabio wouldn't work, but fabio may! except then i might get confused by the ultrasexy italian model muscleman from the shit romantic novel covers and the i can't believe it's not butter commercials. so fuck that, fabio is out. that still leaves many choices, so i'll just say fuck it for now and forget the whole thing. oh and bush won't work because a) i am not a plant and b) i would want it to be busch, except that is probably the shittiest bear around. and bush won't work because i am not the president yet. and now i've decieded that it has to be a four letter word, because all the 3char names have been taken and i don't want to feel like a n00b wishing i could have a 3char, so i'll take a four. and it can't be random either, because random 4chars are gay and flaming. so what the fuck, i'm just going to shut up about this because from the very beginning i was planning on saying my name ought to be "goat", and leading up to that any more would just make it that much worse. goat, for no other reason than the fact that it's in this picture-



yes, goat. and that dude on the left, well he's very special, and other than that i don't know much about him except that he's a cool dude and saved my daddy money on taxes. he didn't save anything for my mom though because she's a foreigner and doesn't pay taxes. that makes her a bad foreigner. at least the foreigner in command of this website is a good foreigner and pays his taxes, well i'm assuming so, and if he doesn't, props to him. i won't tell the irs. unless they can change my name to fox.

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It's sad when you check your own website and actually expect updates to be there. Isn't it my job to update? Hrmm, I suppose so. I need to find a way to update while unconscious so I can enjoy them later. Brilliant.

Another brilliant thing is my new life cycle. It's great, and I have it totally figured out. Here it is:



Great huh? But working was a pain when I had an ingrown toenail. But that's all fixed now:



It's still a little infected, but at least I don't have a 10ft nail growing out of the end of my toe. Ugh my toe twitched thinking about it. Poor guy. Speaking of poor guys, here's a nice picture I took of road kill, mixed with a fantastic radial blur. Thank you D.



I took pictures of him throughout the day as he kept getting run over more and more. Eventually he looked like a Squirrel lying down. Except without a head. I'm too lazy to crop those pictures so I'm sure you'll live.

But kids, what you really want to know is, what's going on in the life of Elliot? Well, not fucking much I can assure you. I work every day but sunday (thank god, it's the busiest day.) Infact I'm the only one who has sunday off. Hahahaha take that co workers. Actually they're great people, and I love working there. The money aint bad either. I have around 140 $1 bills lying around because I'm too lazy to count and deposite them. I'll give someone 1 cent on the dollar for each one you count. No cheating now!

I miss singing, but I have no time to join any groups or go to any auditions. Ah well, all in good time. I'm 17 and I have a lot of years of misery and work ahead of me. Now I'm going to eat my Bacon, Egg, and Tomato Sauce toasted sandwich courtesy of my mother. And that ends the longest post in lollerskates history. More to come.

ELLIOTS ADVISE OF THE DAY
A wise alien once noticed this about humans:

1) If humans don't exercise their mouths, it'll seal shut.

2) If humans don't exercise their mouths, their brain starts working

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid62/p1631d13fe1bf95c9ea6cb0a4386e5885/fc1be60e.jpg

Is there ever a point where it occurs to you to possible, maybe, STOP FUCKING EATING? GOD. People bitch and bitch about spending money on diet pills, diets not working, suing slim fast cuz it doesn't work. Here's the solution:

Why are people living in Africa so skinny?
Because they don't eat

What is your goal? To be skinny?
Don't eat

If I was that fat, I would starve myself. Sure it's bad for you, but you just get sick for a little while and voila, you are skinny. Stop eating fatasses I'm so tired of fat people attitude.

Thank you elliot for giving me these magical powers.

here some pics of my crazy friend ted.

http://bogo.ogaming.com/content/images/gallery/view_album.php?set_albumName=album05

now for some news.
Final fantasy X-2 is coming out NOV 18. I suggest you buy it if you've played FFX and had a hard time with the final boss.

Final Fantasy Online was released on the 22nd i believe and is fairly a good game.
December there will be PVP conquest events against each Main country.
The games leveling system is low paced claims the pimp Hologenik.

thats news for now. Now back to you bob...

~Midgit

Whoa, Britney Spears is HOT AS HELL. I was watching TRL spankin new music and she did a concert and goddamn she can shake that tight package, omfg. Another thing I've noticed, aside from her perfectly round ass, is she lip syncs at every concert. The ho can't sing, she's only popular because she gives me a boner everytime I see her on the TV screen. Christina Aguilera is definitly a 10x better singer than her (The Voice Within.mp3).

You heard me, so if you're a goth and read that, don't go slitting your arms now because you are in a severe state of depression from being discriminated against by an internet figure who is also a pro paintballer :}

Goth people are gross, disgusting, and sickening. They act like moron homosexuals, listen to the most shittiest music in the entire planet, think they are the coolest thing ever when they are in their group of black and white shitpiles. How is living Goth a way of life? Just because you are an antisocial sack of shit means you have to paint your face in watercolors and dress like a faggot with 50 chains hanging on your shirt.

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i h8 u

sry

a google mirror. har har.

http://elgoog.rb-hosting.de/

Yeah but Neo doesn't die. Oh snap spoiler.

And your point? Putting that topic up was such a good idea for SomethingAwful that I had to take it and share it with my fellow brethren from Lollerskates. How else can you ruin someones weekend by telling them the ending to the 3rd and last movie of one of the best movie trilogies the week it comes out? YOU CANT!!!!!

GREAT BRITAN FO LIFE

I'd just like to say good job to Ken for copying a SomethingAwful.com post topic

NEO AND TRINITY DIE IN THE MATRIX

Lol Owned. I am glad Arnold Schwarezenegger is the governor of California because if we let that moron Gray Davis stay in, there would be 90 million more mexicans on the streets! Mexicans are the worst goddamn drivers second to old people. Im trying to back out of a parking lot and this mexican and his HUGE ASS FUCKING SMUGGLING VAN rolls up and gets lodged behind my car and the other cars that are parked, so I can't back out. And I'm like wtf, move your van you beaner and he ends up hitting some other car near him, and drives away.

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Anyway, so I seat this guy today and asked him how he was doing. He said he got hit my a freight train. I thought he was using it as a figure of speech saying he feels like I shit. I said I hate it when that happens. Turns out he was actually hit by a freight train while he was in his car. How did this happen? Who fucking knows.

At night we had a lady complaining about not being able to smoke inside, and how we should fight against it. I replied telling her that I wouldn't fight to give people the right to kill themselves and the others around them with cigarette smoke. She got mad and said she's selling her condo and moving to Vegas so she can smoke. Stupid fucking people? Stupid indeed.

did you know the average sex scene is three POINT five minutes long in a "sexy" movie? (R rating)

did you know it's 9 minutes in a pornography?

did you know it's two minutes in reality?

man you guys suck

*cry*

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