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i rule, or some people never cease to disappoint me part two
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well welll wellll.... that's where i get my water. no, this has nothing at all to do with water, but with my previous magnificent addition to this spectacular website owned and operated by a filthy brit. not that there's anything wrong with that, in fact my father's family is from the british isles, except in about 1630 they decided it sucked serious ass and came to virginia. so about three hundred and seventy something years later, with the help of an austrian/ukranian half breed from red kanada, the great dr. goat came into existence, or as you people here know him, coach fabio, which is really quite a disgusting name once you think about it. fabio ? a coach ? for what, tee ball, ages five and under.. you know what happens with the tees, don't you?

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Posted by Coach Fabio on Friday 24 October 2003 - 10:26:44

some people never cease to disappoint me
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so the barron collier jrotc put up a website. well, to be more precice, that cock fiending faggot tim bellve put up a jrotc website, located at www.geocities.com/barroncollierjrotc . unfortunately for him, he lacked creativity with his password selection, which was not surprisingly "cougars". suffice it to say, the password has been changed, as has the page's content. in other words it's no longer work-safe, so view with discretion.


Posted by Coach Fabio on Wednesday 22 October 2003 - 16:50:07

Stupid old lady
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So I'm working and this couple comes in and starts looking out the window. I myself take a look outside and I see everyone gathered around this car.


Read on kids.


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Posted by MrSkullybones on Tuesday 21 October 2003 - 17:08:27

SHITTY MUSIC CHALLENGE
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The Combatants:

Sonic Youth
Senses Fail
At The Drive In.

How They Performed.

Sonic Youth: Instrumental is ok, but the vocals are absolutely horrible. They consist mostly of "spinging," (talking but sort of singing, and they can't do any of those two very well. It seems like they aren't even trying. Some kids tried to make a good band, but alas it didn't work. Sorry Sonic Youth, you get last place.

Senses Fail: The song I listened to started out with a decent guitar intro, nothing special. It then goes into the palm mute and random drum bashing, mixed with the signature shitty singer with the nasal sound of todays shitty music. Sense Fail, you're a pretty shitty band. 2nd place for you.

At The Drive In: Watch out kids, you don't want to offend the fans of At The Drive In, their lyrics are meaningful! This is the first band to have lyrics that mean something. Wow, powerful. It's a pity their singer sucks. Oh wait, he's not a singer, he just likes to shout a lot. It sounds pretty shitty to me kids. I think ATDI will have to take 1st place because they didn't attempt to sing and they have some "decent" guitaring.


NOTE: The winner of the shitty music challenge is still fucking shitty. It just means that they're not as bad as the other two. I wouldn't recommend wasting money or bandwidth on any of these bands.


Posted by MrSkullybones on Tuesday 21 October 2003 - 08:15:23

this makes me chuckle
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http://home.comcast.net/~xcom86/bustip.mpg

look at them kicking feet


Posted by Coach Fabio on Monday 20 October 2003 - 22:22:04

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Poll


Homosexuality or faggotry is not real ( or natural if you prefer).

I agree.

I disagree.

I am gay therefore my opinion doesn't matter and I shouldn't be allowed to vote in any election.



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Midgit
15 Nov : 12:48
i wont and never will.

paintballken
15 Nov : 10:31
dont be jealous

Midgit
11 Nov : 20:32
Its just you and your shitty posts.
elliot should kick you off the moderators list.
You have the shittiest posts. why type when you can paintball. go outside and STAY outside

paintballken
08 Nov : 14:29
Is it just me or are you a faggot

Midgit
20 Oct : 20:36
Is it just me Or does Paintballkens Comments SUCK.

MrMagicFingers
16 Oct : 14:12
Then Mike != poet.
('!=' means does not equal)

MrSkullybones
15 Oct : 21:36
and Mantis = Mike

MrMagicFingers
15 Oct : 12:32
But Mike != Poet.

Midgit
15 Oct : 08:03
Mantis= poet.

MrMagicFingers
13 Oct : 00:54
Quiet both of you.

Midgit
13 Oct : 00:35
Dude why do you have to let everyone know I like girls. You know what Derek. You Like GIRLS. You know those humans With boobs!

galaxiaad
10 Oct : 18:24
good job on the splash page.

MrSkullybones
09 Oct : 22:56
haha tim is a lesbian

Hologenik
09 Oct : 20:21
TIM LYKES GURLZ

MrMagicFingers
06 Oct : 23:03
Mantis is Mike?

Mantis
30 Sep : 17:15
Die.

MrSkullybones
29 Sep : 20:52
poop is funny

MrMagicFingers
29 Sep : 19:40
Actually, that is quite funny.

Coach Fabio
29 Sep : 15:31
"Affirmative Blaction" is better

MrMagicFingers
28 Sep : 22:14
WRITE SOMETHING HERE PEOPLE EVEN IF IT IS NOTHING!! NOTHING AT ALL!!

MrMagicFingers
26 Sep : 14:24
Then I said to Billy, get that pie off your face!

Coach Fabio
25 Sep : 11:09
indeed

MrMagicFingers
20 Sep : 23:41
This thing is useless.

MrMagicFingers
19 Sep : 11:47
CHILI TIME!!!

MrSkullybones
17 Sep : 17:29
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