Whew, just got back from a crazy weekend at Bernies in Trinidad. I was off celebrating the festival of the mango, they all just began to ripen. Just kidding, I would never visit a third world country(This is going to come back to bite me I need me a disclaimer). What the hell is up with these crappy movies: Taxi, Friday Night Lights, and Farenheit 9/11. It's not bad enough we get screwed out of Shaun of the Dead..

Schwofield is starting to heat up like boiling water for noodles. Expect some doins in the near future. I have to cut it short tonight as my throat is killing me. G'night.

-MrMagicFingers
They call me a pocket pool shark

Well tonight was an interesting night

I was pulled over for cutting through the Kmart/Mcdonalds plaza on 41 near Pine ridge to avoid a red light while on my way to Denny's with some friends.

The cop who pulled me over was totally convinced that I was drunk/stoned and performed tons of tests. Of course this was after I told him I was 18 and English. Supposedly I had "major eye trauma," and that he knows what he's talking about. Ok. He called backup and that guy did some test on me, which I passed flawlessly thank you.

Next came the K-9 unit. The woman pulled up and Terence and Phillip were asked to get out of the car. Terence told the cop he had 2 beers and they fine with that. Of course they have Phillip empty out his pockets first, and one of the officers even put their hand near their gun when he went in his pockets. The dog sniffed my car and walked away completely uninterested, the lady dragged him back to the other side of the car. Supposedly the dog "hit" on my car (what, is it cute or something,) after the guy nodded repeatedly to the lady while repeating "did he find anything?" Uh, yeah. Ok so I let them search my car, which is fine since I knew it was clean.

"Sir, there's the distinct smell of marijuana in your car." Ok, I'm sure, since there's never been anything like that even near it. Maybe it's the mixed smell of feet, vanilla air freshener, and old fries mixed together I say. No, marijuana has a very distinct smell. Ok dooder, whatever you say.

They do a breathalizer on me. Oh, what do you know, 0% BAL. Who would of thought a teenager out at 3 a.m wasn't drunk.

It was total bullshit but they were obviously bored so I was happy to humour them. Phillip, Terence, and I just stood around talking like nothing was going on. Probably pissed them off that we weren't wetting ourselves.

The fucker gave me a $115 ticket that I'll probably get nulled in court. On the way out the K-9 unit tailed me. They ruined my appetite.

Well a bit of the random bug bit me as I freehanded the characters in paint. I hope this proves my art critics correct when they said I couldn't draw. And just to spite my writing critics I am all tapped out for dialogue as I just have nothing. I entrust the reader can fill in the boxes with his/her own appropriate wordings.

Want more Schwofield.com action besides that crappy web comic? Well too bad loyal fans of the Lollerskates Post. I still haven’t forgotten about the New Adventures of Christ as I should probably proof the first script before I start handing them out to the right people. Ah the things you learn. I will be getting in contact with the artist shortly and soon screenshots will be posted. Speaking of Schwofield, Brett and I have been in talks of any prospective movie ideas that we might be to proliferate for small profit, so there is no real end in sight, only the beginning is hard it see.

Aside from current projects played a bit more Battlefront but after only two hours after the presidential debate (Bush did not perform as well, but I still believe he will win the presidency over that tan grease ball Kerry who still flip-flopped on everything he said) the game crashed twice on the same map on the same server (I got #1 both times) then an hour later the game fell into its old habits as it once again crashed, nearly sending me back to Vietnam. This blows, first Lucas destroys the Star Wars movie franchise, then it ruins the MMO forever with its shitty release, now it ships out a game that crashes to desktop every other map (multiplayer issues aside) its like Lucas Arts has some sick fascination with watching people lose respect for them as they suck their precious dollar bills form their wallets. Like some kind of Jewish Lawyer Vampire. Except Lucas Arts has no concept of God or a code of ethics.

With not too many good games being released I can finally relax and read more War and Peace. I am very interested on how Tolstoy writes war as I am eager to learn how to conquer that tremendous feat myself and can use all the nonsensical help I can get.

Cheers!
-MrMagicFingers
Can't stop this sexual tornado.

Wowowowowowowowowow

I'm back

Posting

Without finishing my sentences with a full stop

Yes, in England we call periods full stops

Incredible.

Oh I slipped up.

Anyway. How are all of you Lollerskaters doing?

I was watching Love Actually with the missus yesterday. I was watching it and thinking that I miss England. I haven't been back in so long. Everything's bound to be different. My grandfather died, my sister's growing up, my Dad's doing his thing (whatever that is harr,) and I'm still me. A little skinnier and funnier, and much better looking, but still me. Modesty? What?

Alas, I do not have the time nor money to take a visit. I'd love to visit at Christmas, but I know that won't happen. I'm going to plan for a summer trip. It didn't happen this year due to the fact that I paid $3000 for school and bought a new car. Sacrifices must be made!

But otherwise, things are well. I'm sick of the election. Both of them are idiots. I wish we could have a young sensible president/candidate who didn't care about fucking around and more about kicking ass. One who would speak their mind about their opinions and not be such a fucking pussy about it. It would be even better if the person was a black lesbian from with a white wife from Alabama. Sweet sweet victory.

IN OTHER NEWS. Where is Brandon Zachary? What is he doing? Didn't you get sent off to military camp? Are there any more possum shenaninaninaninaninaninaninaninaninaninanigans? I think I spelled that wrong. Anyway, COME BACK TO US GOATS WITH COATS.

Battlefront seems like a good game. Played it today at Wills and enjoyed it. I also played KOTOR and enjoyed being evil. My partner wasn't happy though. Screw him.

I am now very interested in Parkour, also known as Freerunning. The guy who started it is crazy and I'd love to start training. Infact I will. Starting with forests. It seems the logical place to start, seeing as everything in Naples is spaced quite far apart. You have to drive 5 miles to get a pint of milk these days. What a crazy crazy world we live in.

A fruitful day indeed in all that is such acquired. Kicked some add in Battlefront. I could see myself playing the shit out of it such as AvP2 or if you personally know me and my sick addiction to BF'nam. The only qualm I have with the game and my understanding of beta pc releases (Lucas Arts numerous cases in point) I hope that it is not becoming a trend for the company in lieu of Lucas' apparent insanity, much of this anguish is overdramatized due to the wounds Mr.Star Wars opens up whenever I see the map circa clone wars movie cinemamatic abomination. Unfortunately, I accept what he has done and only hope for a way to rectify it.

In other news, all projects have been slowed due to a dark cloud sloth around the lollerskates staff. I blame his girlfriend for stealing his precious time in exchange for a sperm sample(gross indeed!). But, even though I have such a busy schedule I find the time to chronicle the life and times of Jesus H. Christ ladies and gentlemen, hoo hah!

-MrMagicFingers
[i]"I am therefore I was, I will be therefore I'm now."