Bahaha

Am I now the only one who puts posts on this site? Come on people! JOIN THE WORMAGE!!!

It all started last night...
I was innocently drinking coffee, when something caught my eye. Right next to me was a freakin spider. Luckily, i'm not too squeamish, so I attempted to catch it, but the little asshole kept going underneath my T.V.
So I went downstairs and grabbed a mug, and when I finally got upstairs ( the phone rang) I couldnt find it. I tossed the mug and paper onto my bed, and drank some of my coffee. I felt rather ill as something bumped against my lip. I looked into the mug, and the little ( but now swollen and floating) shit had done a kamikaze into the freakin mug!

You are again hearing from me in school. We've got this new I.C.T teacher who told me to do him a shark leaflet if I finished my work last week. Well that took me about 5 mins, so I can put more crappy posts on here for the next...30 mins!

Coffee...

God has beseeched me! (Is that a word?...)
I have dodgy disco tunes stuck in my head! Right now it's a mix of ABBA's 'Waterloo', the hamster tune, the Witch Doctor, and 'Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple- shake a tree...'

*Whistles* Nice car, Bro! Still needs a shark fin though...

Yo Ellie,
It's your Dad * Gasps*
Nice car! Hope you had a great B-Day and you and the car are stilll in one piece.
Sorry to hear Captain. I hope you're okay. Umm...
Hey, you should be glad you're not here to see my toenail! I'm going to force Crezia into lokking at it! ( Grab a bucket!)
Wish I could have been there for your 18th but really looking forward to seeing you in August.
Love ya loads and glad you're my son.
Dad.
(and Crezia, 'cos she had to type AND send this out!)
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Ya, I'm just the best.
When (if the Government decides I won't be a natural road hazard) I get a car, I am going to weld a huge Shark Fin on top...

So many posts.. gone.

Ain't she sweet ladies and gentlemen

Happy Birthday Bro!
To think, 18 years ago to this day you were being born.
*Sniff* Nice thought.
I wonder what life would be like if you WEREN'T dropped on your head.....

Shizam!

bxdfrdx

You what?

Why are we all ciggarettes?

If we are all faggots, then I guess that makes you a HUGE hypocrit!
twat

oh, except visuel

TDW HERE. YOu are all faggots. That is all.

Where's the cheese?

I hate you all.

Except on this new one.

I voted No.

I agree with disagreeing

I disagree with this poll