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"Thou shalt be smoted with thytwisted twig of truth!" Jesus is better
oh god not cheesus
Thou ist blasphemous to Cheesus!
You must be mad. Coffee is the devil's own creation. The good lord gave us tea and it would be who of all of us to partake in its delight.
only one cup of coffee? you normally have more then one a day. do u still have that big jar of coffee u bought last sat?
I am totally feeling sorry for myself! I walked an average of 10 miles today, and I've only had ONE coffee! Moan...
Bahaha
Am I now the only one who puts posts on this site? Come on people! JOIN THE WORMAGE!!!
It all started last night...
I was innocently drinking coffee, when something caught my eye. Right next to me was a freakin spider. Luckily, i'm not too squeamish, so I attempted to catch it, but the little asshole kept going underneath my T.V. So I went downstairs and grabbed a mug, and when I finally got upstairs ( the phone rang) I couldnt find it. I tossed the mug and paper onto my bed, and drank some of my coffee. I felt rather ill as something bumped against my lip. I looked into the mug, and the little ( but now swollen and floating) shit had done a kamikaze into the freakin mug! You are again hearing from me in school. We've got this new I.C.T teacher who told me to do him a shark leaflet if I finished my work last week. Well that took me about 5 mins, so I can put more crappy posts on here for the next...30 mins!
Coffee...
God has beseeched me! (Is that a word?...)
I have dodgy disco tunes stuck in my head! Right now it's a mix of ABBA's 'Waterloo', the hamster tune, the Witch Doctor, and 'Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple- shake a tree...' *Whistles* Nice car, Bro! Still needs a shark fin though...
Yo Ellie,
It's your Dad * Gasps* Nice car! Hope you had a great B-Day and you and the car are stilll in one piece. Sorry to hear Captain. I hope you're okay. Umm... Hey, you should be glad you're not here to see my toenail! I'm going to force Crezia into lokking at it! ( Grab a bucket!) Wish I could have been there for your 18th but really looking forward to seeing you in August. Love ya loads and glad you're my son. Dad. (and Crezia, 'cos she had to type AND send this out!) x x x x x x x x x Ya, I'm just the best.
When (if the Government decides I won't be a natural road hazard) I get a car, I am going to weld a huge Shark Fin on top... So many posts.. gone.
Ain't she sweet ladies and gentlemen
Happy Birthday Bro!
To think, 18 years ago to this day you were being born. *Sniff* Nice thought. I wonder what life would be like if yo u WEREN'T dropped on your head..... Shizam!
bxdfrdx
You what?
Why are we all ciggarettes?
If we are all faggots, then I guess that makes you a HUGE hypocrit!
twat oh, except visuel
TDW HERE. YOu are all faggots. That is all.
Where's the cheese?
I hate you all.
Except on this new one.
I voted No.
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yo ppl!
hows evre1 doin? gawd, ghost town or wat? wooo hallowe'en in 2 days! yay! yay 4 me, yay 4 me! anywayz, catch u all l8r. spazula. =]
Woo, me again. Where is everyone? Jesus. This place is as dead as the townies will be, if they keep on PISSING ME OFF! What about you, Sharker? Goth, Townie, Hippie, Punk, etc. ANYBODY???
Languages are for Terrorist Wannabe's. Just bunk them!
Hello, weird people!
Anyone like sharks and/or Piranhas? Note to Sharkbait: Hello! Finally, I'm not alone! (I was originally SharkWithATasteForBl ood, but I couldn't sign in with that name!)
Take french instead loser. England isn't full of Mexicans like Florida is.
heya ppl!
hows evre1 doin? god i am so bored! mmmmm chipolatas. i h8 spanish, im like totally crud at it. y did i hav 2 take it? o wel neva mind. c u at skool sharky. (n u totaleclipse... see? no space!!! :) ) lol adios amigos.
Oy Spaz! Sayonara is MY word!
And you spelt it wrong! It's sayOnara. Not sayAnara!
Wow. Me sleep for vay long time!
Missed anything good? Blame the FRIGGIN' DLL Virus!
I see.
The name's Fingers McClit very well.
You're out of your element Fingers
Shut the hell up Pauly!
Are you asking me?
isn't it annoyin wen sum1 asks u a question n u aint sure whether it's rhetorical or not??
Someone type some type of controversial phrase in here.
hi spaz
Blasphemy!
Looks like there is some kind of posting going on here.
hey ppl.
y has no1 posted anyfing 4 like.... 4 eva? weel, bit ott, but u no....... owellz. skool in like 20 dayz... =[ neva mind... sayanara! spazula. =]
Welcome Back
WELCUM BAK SHARKY!
spazula =]
Yellow Tail Shiraz, the drink of Aussie Kings.
it does 2
coffee does not rock
hey totaleclipse (and any1 else nosy enuf 2 hav 2 read dis! o wel......)
go totaleclipse go totaleclipse! (um,,,, y go me? 4 da worst grammar/syntax award? cool!.... y am i sayin go totaleclipse? o well, neva mind....) wooooooooo sharky cums bak 2day, not sure wat time but i wil eitha fone her 2moz, or sumthin......... so hows u been since tues totaleclipse? y am i jus ramblin on? da fun in it is, u hav 2 keep readin cos if u dont ur mind wil catch up on ya, n u wil eventully wanna read it, so wheva u read it now, or l8r, u wil stil read it! anyway must dash (wel i dont hav 2, i jus getin bored of all dis typin............... .................... .................... .................... .............. ur o so simple companion........... .................... .................. spazula =] .... p.s if u red all dat, u r nuts. this is a tribute 2 sharky.... COFFEE ROX good by all... View all posts (160) |
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